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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	If I Lose A Tooth Or Cannot Find My Car Keys Apr 9^th, 2021 at 6:19pm [This was commenced in the General section and moved here by Vic on Sunday the 11th April, 2021. Mod.] But my penis is still like a Elon Musk rocket going to Mars can I still get a full pension?
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 80326 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: If I Lose A Tooth Or Cannot Find My Car Keys Reply #1 - Apr 9^th, 2021 at 6:22pm Call the Tooth Fairy.... 1800 DENTURE .....
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: If I Lose A Tooth Or Cannot Find My Car Keys Reply #2 - Apr 9^th, 2021 at 6:23pm I will dial with my glorious penis even if I cannot remember the number.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95495 Melbourne Gender:	Re: If I Lose A Tooth Or Cannot Find My Car Keys Reply #3 - Apr 9^th, 2021 at 7:06pm Jake Winker Frogen wrote on Apr 9^th, 2021 at 6:23pm: I will dial with my glorious penis even if I cannot remember the number. Are you OK?
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 80326 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: If I Lose A Tooth Or Cannot Find My Car Keys Reply #4 - Apr 10^th, 2021 at 12:27am Find someone to remove the rest of your teeth and shove your keys where you can't find them. ...
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: If I Lose A Tooth Or Cannot Find My Car Keys Reply #5 - Apr 10^th, 2021 at 2:09pm I woke up with an erection this morning and could find my car keys! A WIN WIN!
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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 57172 Here Gender:	Re: If I Lose A Tooth Or Cannot Find My Car Keys Reply #6 - Apr 10^th, 2021 at 2:12pm Jake Winker Frogen wrote on Apr 10^th, 2021 at 2:09pm: I woke up with an erection this morning and could find my car keys! A WIN WIN! Always put your keys in the same place and write a note to tell you where that place is. Set your navigation system to find home.
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: If I Lose A Tooth Or Cannot Find My Car Keys Reply #7 - Apr 10^th, 2021 at 2:13pm Just like I do with my penis. I like the cut of your jib.
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