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Reply #30 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 3:25pm

Neferti wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:58pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm:

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

Calling Cods a drunk is definitely not funny.

Such a concept is laughable ........

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #31 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 3:30pm

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:00pm:

I am not offended or even surprised....Right wing arse holes being racist scumbags is par for course on this site....Says more about them than those they vilify....The funniest thing is how they deny their racist scumbags in the first place....Pathetic racist losers the lot of you....Grow up!!!

Roll Eyes

https://humanrights.gov.au/our-work/racial-vilification-law-australia

Shouldn't be too long now before the policy of denunciation as enemies of the state will permit you to put a stop to such evil beings..... anyone named will be sent to the Morrison Village for re-education and sensitivity re-training ..... you extremists are all the same under the skin....

Now - take the piss out of someone, will you? If they get pissy about it - then it is automatic that they need to have the piss taken, right?

Touchy-touchy. Now lea' me alone - I'm working on putting together a trip to Thailand, India, Kathmandu, Tibet, Kazakhstan, and China... Cool

gotta work on the old prejudices before I go, neh?

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 80307 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #32 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 4:32pm If an Abo and a Leb are in a car together - who does the driving? The police....
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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #33 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 10:33pm

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 3:25pm:

Neferti wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:58pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm:

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

Calling Cods a drunk is definitely not funny.

Such a concept is laughable ........

Nothing wrong with being a drunk....I actually like Cods and respect her right to have an opinion I do not agree with!!!

Smiley

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Reply #35 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 1:11am

What do you call and Abo who says he has a job? - Liar

Why are abos call Boongs? - It is the sound they make when they hit the roo bar.

What do you call an abo in a suit? - defendant

You missed offending baby's

What is black and white and rolls around the backyard? - A baby covered in funnel webs

What is blue and yellow and lies at the bottom of a pool? - A baby with the floaties slashed

What did the dingo say to the other dingo sitting outside a tent? - Do we eat in or take away?

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Super Nova Gold Member Offline Posts: 3041 Everywhere Gender:	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #36 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 1:15am Why do the Irish have all the potatoes and the Arabs all the oil? - The Irish had first pick How to you confuse and Irishman? - get him a piece of paper with P.T.O on both sides Why are camels called the "ships of the desert"? - They are full of Arab Seamen (sp?)
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Fuzzball Gold Member Offline Posts: 6381 Australia Gender:	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #37 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 8:35am philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 10:35pm: Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 4:32pm: If an Abo and a Leb are in a car together - who does the driving? The police.... This is a troll thread....Thank you for your contribution!!! YET HERE YOU ARE....
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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #38 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 9:35am

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 10:33pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 3:25pm:

Neferti wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:58pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm:

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

Calling Cods a drunk is definitely not funny.

Such a concept is laughable ........

Nothing wrong with being a drunk....I actually like Cods and respect her right to have an opinion I do not agree with!!!

Smiley

I agree and she is very good at it.

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #39 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 9:39am

Neferti wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:58pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm:

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

Calling Cods a drunk is definitely not funny.

Of course not. It's only funny when it's the tinted folk that we are making jokes about

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #40 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 10:23am

The_Barnacle wrote on Apr 4^th, 2021 at 9:39am:

Neferti wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:58pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm:

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

Calling Cods a drunk is definitely not funny.

Of course not. It's only funny when it's the tinted folk that we are making jokes about

only the usual suspects.....you may have noticed..... Roll Eyes

.. humor doesnt have time for the sensitive

have you ever seen an Iranian comedian??? Omid Djslili one of the funniest guys on the planet..

as for being called a drunk....nef its about as funny as being called a paedophile... Undecided

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #41 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 12:00pm

The_Barnacle wrote on Apr 4^th, 2021 at 9:39am:

Neferti wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:58pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm:

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

Calling Cods a drunk is definitely not funny.

Of course not. It's only funny when it's the tinted folk that we are making jokes about

cods is tinted now? Tinteds with the silly sensitivities are so easy to take the piss out of...

How do Abos and Mussos and such sneak past Olympic drug tests?

You can't take the piss out of Abos and Mussos and such...

Believe it - an Aborigine told me that one, re Abos only - while I was buying at his business...just goes to show, eh? Up this way we treat our Koons the same as everyone else - and some of them are fine folk.

Some of you could learn to laugh at yourselves occasionally.... form of autism, innit??

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #42 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 1:51pm

You know,.

As I'm a white, Anglo Saxon, hetrosexual, successful, retired, contributing male.

And as every part of that offends someone.

I have decided that I no longer give a flying fig about anyone.

Tried it today, some shela wasn't watching where she was walking, I just kept going and bumped into her.
No apologies, I just kept walking.

The darkie outside the shop begging for change, got some advice, "Get a job ya bludger"
He was quite rude about it.

It's fun.

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A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #43 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 2:00pm

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Apr 4^th, 2021 at 12:00pm:

The_Barnacle wrote on Apr 4^th, 2021 at 9:39am:

Neferti wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:58pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm:

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

Calling Cods a drunk is definitely not funny.

Of course not. It's only funny when it's the tinted folk that we are making jokes about

cods is tinted now? Tinteds with the silly sensitivities are so easy to take the piss out of...

How do Abos and Mussos and such sneak past Olympic drug tests?

You can't take the piss out of Abos and Mussos and such...

Believe it - an Aborigine told me that one, re Abos only - while I was buying at his business...just goes to show, eh? Up this way we treat our Koons the same as everyone else - and some of them are fine folk.

Some of you could learn to laugh at yourselves occasionally.... form of autism, innit??

some is quite cruel and quite unnecessary as well...

being spiteful is completely different to being amusing. Angry

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #44 - Apr 4^th, 2021 at 3:56pm

Anyway - to return to the theme..

Amurikan Soul Brotha is diddy-boppin' along da beach, an' find a bottle in da sand.....

He rub dat motha to clean 'im up, an out pop dat genie!

"Yo, mah man", say dat genie, "yo' got three wishes!"

"O....KAY! Ah wanna be a rich dude!"

(poof) done....

"Ah wanna have dat big house wit' all dem Wharte servant, yo hear!"

(poof) done......

"Now - Ah wanna be White, Tight and Outta Sight!"

(poof) the genie turns him into a tampon.......

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