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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #15 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 10:58am

Bobby. wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 10:55am:

Fuzzball wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 10:53am:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 10:51am:

Does anyone reckon that Fuzzball sounds like IQ?

And now we have the little obsequious limp wrist weasel opening his infantile trap.......

Further evidence for the prosecution - Grin

So says the gay old 'man' who sniffs round this forum looking for anything to make the arsehole (him/it) relevant. Grin

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"Holy Sh!t ... What a Ride!"

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 80326 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #16 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 11:14am issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am: I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up. Jeez - that's offensive....
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Fuzzball Gold Member Offline Posts: 6381 Australia Gender:	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #17 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 11:18am issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am: I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up. My post succeeded then.........to make it easy for simple minded people to 'find it predictable'.........
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Reply #18 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 11:32am

an abbo walked into an employment agency and asked for a job.

The guy behind the desk said I have the perfect job for you.
It pays $200,000.00 a year and you get 8 weeks a year off plus a car and free flights all over the world.

The abbo says, Your kidding.

The guy behind the desk says....well you started it.

Boom Boom

Or is that Bong Bong

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I HAVE A DREAM
A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 80326 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #19 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 1:57pm An Abo walks into a bar.... should've watched where that cell door was... Abo and a dog walk into a bar.. barman holds up his hand:- "Sorry, mate - can't have him in here!" The dog say:- "Is it all right if I chain him on the verandah then?"
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Reply #20 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 2:14pm

An Aboriginal was walking along the beach when he found a bottle. He thought that he might be able to sell it and make some money so he started cleaning it up, rubbing it with his sleeve.

All of a sudden a genie popped out and said, "I will grant you three wishes, but wish carefully."

So the Aboriginal says, "I would love to be white!"

POOF!! He becomes white!

"For my second wish, I would love to be rich."

POOF!! He becomes rich, and is dressed in designer clothes and has a nice car.

"Okay" says the genie, "what is your third wish?"

"Hmm" says the Aboriginal, "this is something I have always wanted. I never want to have to work again!"

"Okay." says the genie.

POOF!! He is turned back into an Aboriginal!

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Reply #21 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 2:21pm

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.

"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.

"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.

"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"

The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde.

Within seconds, the blonde dies.

When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #22 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 2:28pm

Fuzzball wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 10:58am:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 10:55am:

Fuzzball wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 10:53am:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 10:51am:

Does anyone reckon that Fuzzball sounds like IQ?

And now we have the little obsequious limp wrist weasel opening his infantile trap.......

Further evidence for the prosecution - Grin

So says the gay old 'man' who sniffs round this forum looking for anything to make the arsehole (him/it) relevant. Grin

IQ - you're busted. Grin

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 80326 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #23 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 4:07pm A Muslim with a palm branch walks into a synagogue...... then I woke up...
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #24 - Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 4:22pm I am shaking my head here...
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The_Barnacle Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Let's offend everyone... Reply #25 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 10:47am issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am: I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up. Agreed, I would probably have found them slightly humorous in the school yard, but not now that I'm an adult
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Reply #26 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:00pm

I am not offended or even surprised....Right wing arse holes being racist scumbags is par for course on this site....Says more about them than those they vilify....The funniest thing is how they deny their racist scumbags in the first place....Pathetic racist losers the lot of you....Grow up!!!

Roll Eyes

https://humanrights.gov.au/our-work/racial-vilification-law-australia

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Reply #27 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #28 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:58pm

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 2:03pm:

cods wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 9:37am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

oh come on issue we need to crack a smile now and then....its getting where we will need a lawyer on stand by soon because you can take everything the wrong way these days.....when we lose our sense of humor there is little hope left!

Yet when people call you a silly old drunk you get offended....Why not laugh it up you drunken old bint???

Huh

Calling Cods a drunk is definitely not funny.

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Re: Let's offend everyone...
Reply #29 - Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 3:25pm

The_Barnacle wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2021 at 10:47am:

issuevoter wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2021 at 8:59am:

I found every punchline predictable, like really bad stand-up.

Agreed, I would probably have found them slightly humorous in the school yard, but not now that I'm an adult

Sad to get old, eh? I may have a few years on you yet, but when I grow up, it will be a very sad old world.

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