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Reply #15 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:34am
 
Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:28am:
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Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:06am:
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That's some big cooter that slag has. My sympathies to her men friends.

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Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop
Ashley Castaneda’s mug shot released by the Waco Police Department.Photo: Reuters

A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.

Ashley Castaneda, 31, was also charged with methamphetamine possession. She was in a car with a man that was pulled over for a traffic violation and officers found the drugs inside the vehicle, police said. On her way to jail, Castaneda told police that she had concealed the handgun in her vagina, making the disclosure out of fear it could go off during the trip, according to police.

“Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity,” police in the central Texas city said in a statement.

“The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets,” police said.

The suspect had been searched at the scene and the gun was not found because of the way it was hidden, said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.

“It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,” Swanton said.

The man in the car with her in the Monday night incident, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was charged with methamphetamine possession.



10lb babies come out of there... so why are you surprised a snubnosed hand gun would fit? Grin

It strecthes .... no?  Wink
Theres lots of reasons why if an intelligent person thinks about it. To start with how would you go pushing a 10 lb baby back up a vagina do you think?


Why? Did it take one look around & see you & want back in?

That would be understandable.

And are you equating the size & weight of a 10lb baby to a small snub nosed revolver?

Your knowledge of vaginas is either limited or naive.

Maybe I spoke too soon ... you may be one.  Grin
She didnt give birth to the gun you dufus, how do you think it would have allegedly got there?  Grin
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Reply #16 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:34am
 
What a maroon  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #17 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:36am
 
Mothra's watching AiA closely out of fear he might try to hide his gun between her legs.
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Reply #18 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:38am
 
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The ridiculous narrative circulated, first by police, and then by the media, that Ms. Castaneda somehow concealed a gun inside her vagina is and has always been completely false,' Sutton said. 'It's not possible

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4623532/Woman-hid-gun-vagina-gets-probation-drug-case.html
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Reply #19 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:59am
 
Say, honey - is that a pistol in your pouch - or are you just pleased to see me?
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Reply #20 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:59am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:33am:
Over 500,000+ successful Business People and Entrepreneurs were interviewed and surveyed on a number of questions regarding their reason for 'success' and the number #1 answer or advice they offered to reach success is "Not to go into that Motel Room." Simple as that. Those who 'poke the pooch' are the ones that bomb out and can take your business down the river with them too.


Who's poking the pooch?

We're talking about a meth head jamming a snubnosed revovler up her spacious twat.

Rhino thinks they're all tight as a mouses ear......

yeah a hippopota-mouse.
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Reply #21 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 12:06pm
 
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:34am:
Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:28am:
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:20am:
Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:06am:
AiA wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 10:53am:
That's some big cooter that slag has. My sympathies to her men friends.

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Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop
Ashley Castaneda’s mug shot released by the Waco Police Department.Photo: Reuters

A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.

Ashley Castaneda, 31, was also charged with methamphetamine possession. She was in a car with a man that was pulled over for a traffic violation and officers found the drugs inside the vehicle, police said. On her way to jail, Castaneda told police that she had concealed the handgun in her vagina, making the disclosure out of fear it could go off during the trip, according to police.

“Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity,” police in the central Texas city said in a statement.

“The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets,” police said.

The suspect had been searched at the scene and the gun was not found because of the way it was hidden, said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.

“It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,” Swanton said.

The man in the car with her in the Monday night incident, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was charged with methamphetamine possession.



10lb babies come out of there... so why are you surprised a snubnosed hand gun would fit? Grin

It strecthes .... no?  Wink
Theres lots of reasons why if an intelligent person thinks about it. To start with how would you go pushing a 10 lb baby back up a vagina do you think?


Why? Did it take one look around & see you & want back in?

That would be understandable.

And are you equating the size & weight of a 10lb baby to a small snub nosed revolver?

Your knowledge of vaginas is either limited or naive.

Maybe I spoke too soon ... you may be one.  Grin
She didnt give birth to the gun you dufus, how do you think it would have allegedly got there?  Grin


She put it there ... you big dildo.  Roll Eyes

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Reply #22 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 12:46pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:59am:
Say, honey - is that a pistol in your pouch - or are you just pleased to see me?


Something is fishy about that gun...

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Reply #23 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 1:47pm
 
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:38am:
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The ridiculous narrative circulated, first by police, and then by the media, that Ms. Castaneda somehow concealed a gun inside her vagina is and has always been completely false,' Sutton said
.
'It's not possible

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4623532/Woman-hid-gun-vagina-gets-probation-drug-case.html

Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 12:06pm:
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:34am:
Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:28am:
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:20am:
Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:06am:
AiA wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 10:53am:
That's some big cooter that slag has. My sympathies to her men friends.

Quote:
Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop
Ashley Castaneda’s mug shot released by the Waco Police Department.Photo: Reuters

A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.

Ashley Castaneda, 31, was also charged with methamphetamine possession. She was in a car with a man that was pulled over for a traffic violation and officers found the drugs inside the vehicle, police said. On her way to jail, Castaneda told police that she had concealed the handgun in her vagina, making the disclosure out of fear it could go off during the trip, according to police.

“Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity,” police in the central Texas city said in a statement.

“The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets,” police said.

The suspect had been searched at the scene and the gun was not found because of the way it was hidden, said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.

“It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,” Swanton said.

The man in the car with her in the Monday night incident, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was charged with methamphetamine possession.



10lb babies come out of there... so why are you surprised a snubnosed hand gun would fit? Grin

It strecthes .... no?  Wink
Theres lots of reasons why if an intelligent person thinks about it. To start with how would you go pushing a 10 lb baby back up a vagina do you think?


Why? Did it take one look around & see you & want back in?

That would be understandable.

And are you equating the size & weight of a 10lb baby to a small snub nosed revolver?

Your knowledge of vaginas is either limited or naive.

Maybe I spoke too soon ... you may be one.  Grin
She didnt give birth to the gun you dufus, how do you think it would have allegedly got there?  Grin


She put it there ... you big dildo.  Roll Eyes

So to simplify it for you because you seem to be struggling to understand your own comments, you compared the revolver to a 10 pound baby and how easy it was to for women to give birth to a 10 pound baby. I have noted that your comparison is not accurate because a baby comes out of rather than back up a vagina . You understanding now? If not try and find a 10 year old to explain it to you, or better yet an actual woman.  [/quote]
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Banana-fingers Haji Gordon gets his nose out of joint when he captures the aroma.
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Reply #26 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 1:59pm
 
AiA wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 10:53am:
That's some big cooter that slag has. My sympathies to her men friends.

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Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop
Ashley Castaneda’s mug shot released by the Waco Police Department.Photo: Reuters

A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.

Ashley Castaneda, 31, was also charged with methamphetamine possession. She was in a car with a man that was pulled over for a traffic violation and officers found the drugs inside the vehicle, police said. On her way to jail, Castaneda told police that she had concealed the handgun in her vagina, making the disclosure out of fear it could go off during the trip, according to police.

“Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity,” police in the central Texas city said in a statement.

“The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets,” police said.

The suspect had been searched at the scene and the gun was not found because of the way it was hidden, said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.

“It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,” Swanton said.

The man in the car with her in the Monday night incident, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was charged with methamphetamine possession.

In Wacko.  Cheesy

Had to be.
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Reply #27 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 3:24pm
 
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 1:47pm:
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:38am:
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The ridiculous narrative circulated, first by police, and then by the media, that Ms. Castaneda somehow concealed a gun inside her vagina is and has always been completely false,' Sutton said
.
'It's not possible

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4623532/Woman-hid-gun-vagina-gets-probation-drug-case.html

Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 12:06pm:
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:34am:
Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:28am:
rhino wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:20am:
Gnads wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 11:06am:
AiA wrote on Mar 1st, 2021 at 10:53am:
That's some big cooter that slag has. My sympathies to her men friends.

Quote:
Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop
Ashley Castaneda’s mug shot released by the Waco Police Department.Photo: Reuters

A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.

Ashley Castaneda, 31, was also charged with methamphetamine possession. She was in a car with a man that was pulled over for a traffic violation and officers found the drugs inside the vehicle, police said. On her way to jail, Castaneda told police that she had concealed the handgun in her vagina, making the disclosure out of fear it could go off during the trip, according to police.

“Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity,” police in the central Texas city said in a statement.

“The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets,” police said.

The suspect had been searched at the scene and the gun was not found because of the way it was hidden, said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.

“It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,” Swanton said.

The man in the car with her in the Monday night incident, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was charged with methamphetamine possession.



10lb babies come out of there... so why are you surprised a snubnosed hand gun would fit? Grin

It strecthes .... no?  Wink
Theres lots of reasons why if an intelligent person thinks about it. To start with how would you go pushing a 10 lb baby back up a vagina do you think?


Why? Did it take one look around & see you & want back in?

That would be understandable.

And are you equating the size & weight of a 10lb baby to a small snub nosed revolver?

Your knowledge of vaginas is either limited or naive.

Maybe I spoke too soon ... you may be one.  Grin
She didnt give birth to the gun you dufus, how do you think it would have allegedly got there?  Grin


She put it there ... you big dildo.  Roll Eyes

So to simplify it for you because you seem to be struggling to understand your own comments, you compared the revolver to a 10 pound baby and how easy it was to for women to give birth to a 10 pound baby. I have noted that your comparison is not accurate because a baby comes out of rather than back up a vagina . You understanding now? If not try and find a 10 year old to explain it to you, or better yet an actual woman. 

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I did no such thing ... you & perspective are far apart.

You don't know the physical capabilities of a vagina & quite frankly I'd say you've never seen one.

You also failed to comprehend that if a vagina can accommodate the the birth of a child it certainly has the ability to accommodate a very much smaller snubnosed revolver - even in the non birthing condition.

They have the ability to house some very large penises(that's what causes babies in the first place ey? sarc.) & other assorted toys.

Your nonsense about babies coming out of & not going back into one is totally irrelevant.

You are out of your depth in more ways than one you silly bunt.

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Reply #28 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 3:40pm
 
Wasnt there a song by the Beatles on their album, Revulvar?

Happiness is a warm gun


She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do, oh yeah
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Reply #29 - Mar 1st, 2021 at 5:42pm
 
You did say Texas - everything's bigger down there..... like tossing a cap gun into the Grand Canyon....
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