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May 16th, 2020 at 11:00pm
 


I'm guessing.....

Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' and the 'skill' of the 'James Bond'.

Every teenage girl, dreams of being [a living] Princess Diana, or having the life of a Kate Middleton [Duchess of Cambridge].


What people aspire to be, is revealing in itself [regarding our maturity].



Q.
Who would aspire [today] to be a [married] Prince Harry and Meghan Markle ?

Not as many, i would guess.




Life isn't an easy path [for many of us].

Life is full of difficulties and challenges.

Always has been, always will be.


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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
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Reply #1 - May 16th, 2020 at 11:05pm
 


If we survive them, the hardships of our life teach us true patience.

And that is a very good thing.


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Reply #2 - May 17th, 2020 at 1:02am
 
I could kill James Bond easily.
I would allow him to sleep with my secretary and any of my other women. Of course he caught every sexual disease under the sun, because he had every gadget at his disposal except a condom. Q never thought of 'sex'.

Love conquers all.  Wink
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #3 - May 17th, 2020 at 1:54am
 


Nah.

Keep up, haven't you been paying attention ?



James Bond is much too suave, to catch an STD.

His luck is unparalleled, ....not to mention his innate immaculate timing.

Even at cards he knows when to hold em, and when to fold em, so as to clean up, and walk away from the table with a small fortune.

He can ski like an Olympian.

He is an accomplished paragliding pilot.

A crack shot at 100 meters with a pistol, whereas all of his adversaries can't land a shot anywhere near him, even with an automatic, long barreled weapon.

He knows every best year, in both wine and cognac.

And has an encyclopedic knowledge, on almost every topic imaginable.




James Bond, catch a deadly sexual disease.      Grin

Laughable.



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Reply #4 - May 17th, 2020 at 9:35am
 
Women were his weakness.
He always shagged the Villan's woman in keep.
I very much doubt he carried around condoms all the time.
Q wouldn't have that, nor would M.
Full blown AIDS would have killed him off, if he didn't do it himself because of the Syphillis, just after chopping his nob off because of the Gonorrhea.

James Brown Bond is Dead.
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Reply #5 - May 17th, 2020 at 9:41am
 
Yadda wrote on May 16th, 2020 at 11:00pm:


I'm guessing.....

Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' and the 'skill' of the 'James Bond'.

Every teenage girl, dreams of being [a living] Princess Diana, or having the life of a Kate Middleton [Duchess of Cambridge].


What people aspire to be, is revealing in itself [regarding our maturity].



Q.
Who would aspire [today] to be a [married] Prince Harry and Meghan Markle ?

Not as many, i would guess.




Life isn't an easy path [for many of us].

Life is full of difficulties and challenges.

Always has been, always will be.




James Bond is a fictional character all that is missing is a cape.

Most young men and women would love to have enough money to break the shackles of work and do their own thing.

That is really the bottom line.
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1. There has never been a more serious assault on our standard of living than Anthropogenic Global Warming..Ajax
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Reply #6 - May 17th, 2020 at 3:07pm
 
If you tried to be like Bond, you are trying too hard to look cool. The gals will call you out as being pretentious.
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Reply #7 - May 17th, 2020 at 3:12pm
 
The rumor was at one stage that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
had between 1 million and 20 million pounds
spent on them every year for security.
Would anyone really want to be such an assassination target
that a fortune was required just to keep them alive?
I'd rather be an ordinary person who didn't have to look over my shoulder all the time.
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Reply #8 - May 17th, 2020 at 11:15pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on May 17th, 2020 at 3:07pm:

If you tried to be like Bond, you are trying too hard to look cool.

The gals will call you out as being pretentious.





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Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' and the 'skill' of the 'James Bond'.





The thing is, the 'James Bond', isn't a pretentious fellow, at all.

He's the real deal, and a very capable dude.

He's the 'James Bond',    ....even though we all know that 'James Bond' is a Hollywood fantasy character.



That doesn't stop young men, 'lusting' after the 'persona' which JB 'portrays'.

And, teenage girls, still wanting to be 'a princess'.



Yes, they will always remain fantasy 'personas', for 99.99999% of us.  [the princess one, at least.]

But that doesn't stop the spin doctors trying to sell, to all of us, EVERY SINGLE DAY,      lies, and unobtainable fantasies.


"If you buy this product, your life will improve."

"If you watch this movie, you can imagine something better [than what you've got]."



It is a fantasy.

And they are lies.



Life is real.

And mostly, a lot of it is difficult.

Get over it.


Just celebrate the good parts.

And say 'Thank you', when you recognise them.




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Reply #9 - May 18th, 2020 at 6:04am
 
Bobby. wrote on May 17th, 2020 at 3:12pm:
The rumor was at one stage that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
had between 1 million and 20 million pounds
spent on them every year for security.
Would anyone really want to be such an assassination target
that a fortune was required just to keep them alive?
I'd rather be an ordinary person who didn't have to look over my shoulder all the time.


Yeah.
We only have to worry about drugged out crazies.
Lunatic drivers
Terrorists
Loony cops with chips on their shoulders.
Monkeys who said your house
Etc etc

And all without the benifit of armed security.
Worse still, you are not even allowed to defend yourself.
Because the LAW does affront at being superseded.

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Reply #10 - May 18th, 2020 at 6:19am
 
There's 27 sets of gunmen conspirators out for vengeance on Mr Bond . His security bill is huge even with pistols under his pillow , in his condom drawer and cars.  Any camera could be lethal and autograph pens may explode or carry covid.  The TV reads his thoughts and cockroaches are trained to kill.
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Reply #11 - May 18th, 2020 at 8:08am
 
James Bond is just a Cold War figure.
He's outdated now.
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Reply #12 - May 18th, 2020 at 9:52am
 
Valkie wrote on May 18th, 2020 at 6:04am:
Bobby. wrote on May 17th, 2020 at 3:12pm:
The rumor was at one stage that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
had between 1 million and 20 million pounds
spent on them every year for security.
Would anyone really want to be such an assassination target
that a fortune was required just to keep them alive?
I'd rather be an ordinary person who didn't have to look over my shoulder all the time.


Yeah.
We only have to worry about drugged out crazies.
Lunatic drivers
Terrorists
Loony cops with chips on their shoulders.
Monkeys who said your house
Etc etc

And all without the benifit of armed security.
Worse still, you are not even allowed to defend yourself.
Because the LAW does affront at being superseded.




Security is only available to the mega rich who can afford
1000s of dollars per day for registered armed security guards.
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Reply #13 - May 18th, 2020 at 1:13pm
 
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Reply #14 - May 18th, 2020 at 7:21pm
 
I have always wanted to be an assassin.

My idea of the perfect job.

Good pay and you get to take out worthless individuals.

Ahhhhhhhh, that's the life.

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I HAVE A DREAM
A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU
 
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Reply #15 - May 18th, 2020 at 7:22pm
 
Yadda,

James Bond is such a dated stereotype of a spy that I cannot see a James Bond movie without looking at James Bond and imagining him wearing an "I am a spy" t-shirt. Jason Bourne is more of a spy than most other spy characters I have seen in movies.

As for the suaveness of James Bond, I figure any woman out there with any sense of decency and dignity would probably see James Bond as trying too hard to get in their underwear. Bond would be the type of guy I would shoot dead, if he had a go at my daughter.

Someone with skill in various technical specialities, a good general knowledge, and modest and kind would be the type of guy that I would allow date my daughter.
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Reply #16 - May 18th, 2020 at 7:32pm
 
Dads and daughters are different , dads being yesterday lads .
The worst aggro prisoners sometimes get female followers who want the top dog not new age smoothies .
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Reply #17 - May 18th, 2020 at 7:42pm
 
Valkie wrote on May 18th, 2020 at 7:21pm:
I have always wanted to be an assassin.

My idea of the perfect job.

Good pay and you get to take out worthless individuals.

Ahhhhhhhh, that's the life.



the Vietnamese of Cabramatta have a pocket for the Vietnamese and a pocket for the Whiteys when they sell their drugs on the streets. Whiteys don't wake up in the morning.
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Reply #18 - May 18th, 2020 at 8:50pm
 
Suffering is caused by what your want exceeding what you can get.   It can be anything from material wealth, to emotional love to conquest and power. 

I rather live a life as an ordinary individual, surrounded by people I love, even if having very little.  Life as a princess, a queen, is a way of life.  Life as a commoner, a peasant is a way of life.   And so, millions of way of life in the world.  There is no right or wrong.  The most important thing is that we be true to ourselves, and be kind to each other.  Princess or peasant, it matters very little.
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Reply #19 - May 18th, 2020 at 9:29pm
 
Valkie wrote on May 18th, 2020 at 7:21pm:

I have always wanted to be an assassin.

My idea of the perfect job.

Good pay and you get to take out worthless individuals.

Ahhhhhhhh, that's the life.




Valkie,
I think that is an 'idealised' view of the 'life' of an assassin.

It would be a very dangerous [unhealthy] milieu to 'swim in', imo.

Q.
Who would choose to constantly 'keep company', with those who you know are 'cut throats' ?

Not me.




milieu = = a person’s social environment.


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Reply #20 - May 19th, 2020 at 1:23am
 
UnSubRocky wrote on May 18th, 2020 at 7:22pm:
Yadda,

James Bond is such a dated stereotype of a spy that I cannot see a James Bond movie without looking at James Bond and imagining him wearing an "I am a spy" t-shirt. Jason Bourne is more of a spy than most other spy characters I have seen in movies.

As for the suaveness of James Bond, I figure any woman out there with any sense of decency and dignity would probably see James Bond as trying too hard to get in their underwear. Bond would be the type of guy I would shoot dead, if he had a go at my daughter.

Someone with skill in various technical specialities, a good general knowledge, and modest and kind would be the type of guy that I would allow date my daughter.


You would never believe the genuine spies.. balding, bad teeth, BO, probably a criminal record....fat, ugly, non-descript....

James Bond would be the schill to draw attention away from the real ones....

Fleming was obviously a drunk and pissed off at never having actually been at the front despite being in SOE.

Downe at Ye Olde Gestapo HQ:-

"Well, Sturmfuhrer von Frightenburg... perhaps we could play a game of cards to see which of us will talk..... I prefer my martinis shaken and NOT stirred... you?"

"We haff vays off meking you TALK, Herr Bond!"

"Extraordinary - shall I cut the cards then?....... AAAAH... I say, that's not sporting.. not the old electrodes to the scrotum trick... Herr Blowfeld was much more subtle.... AAAAAAH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
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