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Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner'
May 16^th, 2020 at 11:00pm

I'm guessing.....

Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' and the 'skill' of the 'James Bond'.

Every teenage girl, dreams of being [a living] Princess Diana, or having the life of a Kate Middleton [Duchess of Cambridge].

What people aspire to be, is revealing in itself [regarding our maturity].

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Who would aspire [today] to be a [married] Prince Harry and Meghan Markle ?

Not as many, i would guess.

Life isn't an easy path [for many of us].

Life is full of difficulties and challenges.

Always has been, always will be.

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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 20955 A cat with a view	Re: Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' Reply #1 - May 16^th, 2020 at 11:05pm If we survive them, the hardships of our life teach us true patience. And that is a very good thing.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46467 Gender:	Re: Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' Reply #2 - May 17^th, 2020 at 1:02am I could kill James Bond easily. I would allow him to sleep with my secretary and any of my other women. Of course he caught every sexual disease under the sun, because he had every gadget at his disposal except a condom. Q never thought of 'sex'. Love conquers all.
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Reply #3 - May 17^th, 2020 at 1:54am

Nah.

Keep up, haven't you been paying attention ?

James Bond is much too suave, to catch an STD.

His luck is unparalleled, ....not to mention his innate immaculate timing.

Even at cards he knows when to hold em, and when to fold em, so as to clean up, and walk away from the table with a small fortune.

He can ski like an Olympian.

He is an accomplished paragliding pilot.

A crack shot at 100 meters with a pistol, whereas all of his adversaries can't land a shot anywhere near him, even with an automatic, long barreled weapon.

He knows every best year, in both wine and cognac.

And has an encyclopedic knowledge, on almost every topic imaginable.

James Bond, catch a deadly sexual disease. Grin

Laughable.

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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
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Reply #4 - May 17^th, 2020 at 9:35am

Women were his weakness.
He always shagged the Villan's woman in keep.
I very much doubt he carried around condoms all the time.
Q wouldn't have that, nor would M.
Full blown AIDS would have killed him off, if he didn't do it himself because of the Syphillis, just after chopping his nob off because of the Gonorrhea.

James Brown Bond is Dead.

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Reply #5 - May 17^th, 2020 at 9:41am

Yadda wrote on May 16^th, 2020 at 11:00pm:

I'm guessing.....

Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' and the 'skill' of the 'James Bond'.

Every teenage girl, dreams of being [a living] Princess Diana, or having the life of a Kate Middleton [Duchess of Cambridge].

What people aspire to be, is revealing in itself [regarding our maturity].

Q.
Who would aspire [today] to be a [married] Prince Harry and Meghan Markle ?

Not as many, i would guess.

Life isn't an easy path [for many of us].

Life is full of difficulties and challenges.

Always has been, always will be.

James Bond is a fictional character all that is missing is a cape.

Most young men and women would love to have enough money to break the shackles of work and do their own thing.

That is really the bottom line.

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Australian Legend Posts: 21725 Rockhampton, Q Gender:	Re: Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' Reply #6 - May 17^th, 2020 at 3:07pm If you tried to be like Bond, you are trying too hard to look cool. The gals will call you out as being pretentious.
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Reply #7 - May 17^th, 2020 at 3:12pm

The rumor was at one stage that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
had between 1 million and 20 million pounds
spent on them every year for security.
Would anyone really want to be such an assassination target
that a fortune was required just to keep them alive?
I'd rather be an ordinary person who didn't have to look over my shoulder all the time.

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Reply #8 - May 17^th, 2020 at 11:15pm

UnSubRocky wrote on May 17^th, 2020 at 3:07pm:

If you tried to be like Bond, you are trying too hard to look cool.

The gals will call you out as being pretentious.

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Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' and the 'skill' of the 'James Bond'.

The thing is, the 'James Bond', isn't a pretentious fellow, at all.

He's the real deal, and a very capable dude.

He's the 'James Bond', ....even though we all know that 'James Bond' is a Hollywood fantasy character.

That doesn't stop young men, 'lusting' after the 'persona' which JB 'portrays'.

And, teenage girls, still wanting to be 'a princess'.

Yes, they will always remain fantasy 'personas', for 99.99999% of us. [the princess one, at least.]

But that doesn't stop the spin doctors trying to sell, to all of us, EVERY SINGLE DAY, lies, and unobtainable fantasies.

"If you buy this product, your life will improve."

"If you watch this movie, you can imagine something better [than what you've got]."

It is a fantasy.

And they are lies.

Life is real.

And mostly, a lot of it is difficult.

Get over it.

Just celebrate the good parts.

And say 'Thank you', when you recognise them.

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"....And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."
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Reply #9 - May 18^th, 2020 at 6:04am

Bobby. wrote on May 17^th, 2020 at 3:12pm:

The rumor was at one stage that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
had between 1 million and 20 million pounds
spent on them every year for security.
Would anyone really want to be such an assassination target
that a fortune was required just to keep them alive?
I'd rather be an ordinary person who didn't have to look over my shoulder all the time.

Yeah.
We only have to worry about drugged out crazies.
Lunatic drivers
Terrorists
Loony cops with chips on their shoulders.
Monkeys who said your house
Etc etc

And all without the benifit of armed security.
Worse still, you are not even allowed to defend yourself.
Because the LAW does affront at being superseded.

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Reply #10 - May 18^th, 2020 at 6:19am

There's 27 sets of gunmen conspirators out for vengeance on Mr Bond . His security bill is huge even with pistols under his pillow , in his condom drawer and cars. Any camera could be lethal and autograph pens may explode or carry covid. The TV reads his thoughts and cockroaches are trained to kill.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46467 Gender:	Re: Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' Reply #11 - May 18^th, 2020 at 8:08am James Bond is just a Cold War figure. He's outdated now.
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Reply #12 - May 18^th, 2020 at 9:52am

Valkie wrote on May 18^th, 2020 at 6:04am:

Bobby. wrote on May 17^th, 2020 at 3:12pm:

The rumor was at one stage that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
had between 1 million and 20 million pounds
spent on them every year for security.
Would anyone really want to be such an assassination target
that a fortune was required just to keep them alive?
I'd rather be an ordinary person who didn't have to look over my shoulder all the time.

Yeah.
We only have to worry about drugged out crazies.
Lunatic drivers
Terrorists
Loony cops with chips on their shoulders.
Monkeys who said your house
Etc etc

And all without the benifit of armed security.
Worse still, you are not even allowed to defend yourself.
Because the LAW does affront at being superseded.

Security is only available to the mega rich who can afford
1000s of dollars per day for registered armed security guards.

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Reply #13 - May 18^th, 2020 at 1:13pm

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Valkie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 16088 Central Coast Gender:	Re: Every young guy, would love to have the 'manner' Reply #14 - May 18^th, 2020 at 7:21pm I have always wanted to be an assassin. My idea of the perfect job. Good pay and you get to take out worthless individuals. Ahhhhhhhh, that's the life.
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