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Reply #15 - Apr 8th, 2020 at 8:46pm
 
I hope Marla is safe and well. OP would be bleaker without her Fat Orange Pukes and her Morty Tortys.
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Reply #16 - Apr 8th, 2020 at 9:23pm
 
But you'ld still love to do her - aye? Wink
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Reply #17 - Apr 8th, 2020 at 10:22pm
 
I have tbe utmost respect for the lovely Marla.
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Reply #18 - Apr 8th, 2020 at 10:46pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 8th, 2020 at 10:22pm:
I have tbe utmost respect for the lovely Marla.

Hehe. She'll own your 'ass' you know that?
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Reply #19 - Apr 8th, 2020 at 11:08pm
 
Not falling for it, huh?
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Reply #20 - Apr 8th, 2020 at 11:42pm
 
Well, you are married.
Guess I'll pimp elsewhere then.
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Reply #21 - May 30th, 2020 at 3:11am
 
Drink black tea to detoxify the body. I have found that black tea improves your sex life. Almonds are good for the blood. Perhaps have a handful of almonds and then wash it down after with some black tea.
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Reply #22 - Jun 6th, 2020 at 12:00pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on May 30th, 2020 at 3:11am:
Drink black tea to detoxify the body.


Your Liver detoxifies your body

Black tea is just a drink
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Reply #23 - Jun 6th, 2020 at 4:22pm
 
I find a woman in my bed is great for my sex life.
What she eats or drinks is entirely up to her.
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Reply #24 - Jun 6th, 2020 at 5:55pm
 
The_Barnacle wrote on Jun 6th, 2020 at 12:00pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on May 30th, 2020 at 3:11am:
Drink black tea to detoxify the body.


Your Liver detoxifies your body

Black tea is just a drink


Yes, exactly.

Why do people continue to fall for this "detox" bullshit?

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Reply #25 - Jun 6th, 2020 at 11:42pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 6th, 2020 at 5:55pm:
The_Barnacle wrote on Jun 6th, 2020 at 12:00pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on May 30th, 2020 at 3:11am:
Drink black tea to detoxify the body.


Your Liver detoxifies your body

Black tea is just a drink


Yes, exactly.

Why do people continue to fall for this "detox" bullshit?



People who say "detox" also tend to say "hydrate" when in fact they are merely thirsty.
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Reply #26 - Jun 7th, 2020 at 2:02pm
 
I detox often and I stay hydrated to a healthy level.
Prevention and cure come into it.
I'm not the kind like Peccary to fish at the wharf or jetty with the fish high in Mercury levels.

Detox and Hydration is utmost in this New Age. Water always flows the best of all the drinks.
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Reply #27 - Jun 7th, 2020 at 7:12pm
 
The_Barnacle wrote on Jun 6th, 2020 at 12:00pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on May 30th, 2020 at 3:11am:
Drink black tea to detoxify the body.


Your Liver detoxifies your body

Black tea is just a drink


Uhuh. And black tea helps the liver detox the body. Had I known about the detoxifying effect black tea had on my body, I would have started drinking it years earlier.
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Reply #28 - Jun 7th, 2020 at 7:14pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Jun 7th, 2020 at 7:12pm:
The_Barnacle wrote on Jun 6th, 2020 at 12:00pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on May 30th, 2020 at 3:11am:
Drink black tea to detoxify the body.


Your Liver detoxifies your body

Black tea is just a drink


Uhuh. And black tea helps the liver detox the body. Had I known about the detoxifying effect black tea had on my body, I would have started drinking it years earlier.


No, it doesn't.

You moron.

Your liver detoxifies your body.

Black tea quenches your thirst.

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Reply #29 - Jun 7th, 2020 at 7:16pm
 
Jasin wrote on Jun 6th, 2020 at 4:22pm:
I find a woman in my bed is great for my sex life.
What she eats or drinks is entirely up to her.


What you eat and drink determines your sex life. But if my lady was drinking soft drinks and eating fast foods on a regular basis, I would probably not want her for sex all that often.
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