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Mar 27th, 2020 at 8:24am
 
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Reply #1 - Mar 28th, 2020 at 12:19am
 
Boring 'druggo' Sport. Roll Eyes
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Reply #2 - Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:49pm
 
Thanks bed pan boy
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Reply #3 - Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:58pm
 
Tour de France this year will be held in hermetically sealed abandoned gymnasiums

on exercise bikes

with green screen scenery in the background

and no one would know the difference
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Reply #4 - Mar 28th, 2020 at 3:26pm
 
PZ547 wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:58pm:
Tour de France this year will be held in hermetically sealed abandoned gymnasiums

on exercise bikes

with green screen scenery in the background

and no one would know the difference



now thats funny pz.... keep it up! Grin Grin



these riders have a way of falling on top of each other

how will they work that?????? Undecided
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Reply #5 - Mar 28th, 2020 at 3:52pm
 
cods wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 3:26pm:
PZ547 wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:58pm:
Tour de France this year will be held in hermetically sealed abandoned gymnasiums

on exercise bikes

with green screen scenery in the background

and no one would know the difference



now thats funny pz.... keep it up! Grin Grin



these riders have a way of falling on top of each other

how will they work that?????? Undecided


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Reply #6 - Mar 28th, 2020 at 8:42pm
 
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:49pm:
Thanks bed pan boy


I maybe 'Down Under' you Lab Rat.
But do try to remember - that I'll always be a 'Day Ahead' of you. Keep looking down the micro-scope at your peeny. Grin
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Reply #7 - Mar 28th, 2020 at 8:43pm
 
PZ547 wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:58pm:
Tour de France this year will be held in hermetically sealed abandoned gymnasiums

on exercise bikes

with green screen scenery in the background

and no one would know the difference

Grin Grin
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #8 - Mar 30th, 2020 at 8:36am
 
cods wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 3:26pm:
PZ547 wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:58pm:
Tour de France this year will be held in hermetically sealed abandoned gymnasiums

on exercise bikes

with green screen scenery in the background

and no one would know the difference



now thats funny pz.... keep it up! Grin Grin



these riders have a way of falling on top of each other

how will they work that?????? Undecided




Its called crashing, you try riding through a crowd at 70 km/h with a guyon each shoulder, a guy in front andf a guy behind and you see how long you stay up.
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In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

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Reply #9 - Mar 30th, 2020 at 7:00pm
 
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Mar 30th, 2020 at 8:36am:
cods wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 3:26pm:
PZ547 wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:58pm:
Tour de France this year will be held in hermetically sealed abandoned gymnasiums

on exercise bikes

with green screen scenery in the background

and no one would know the difference



now thats funny pz.... keep it up! Grin Grin



these riders have a way of falling on top of each other

how will they work that?????? Undecided




Its called crashing, you try riding through a crowd at 70 km/h with a guyon each shoulder, a guy in front andf a guy behind and you see how long you stay up.


Sport is designed to get you 'fit',
not stupid.
Why would you want to go and do that for?
Would have to be just another excuse for 'Money'.
Go on, push your body 'beyond' it's limits and over the precipice time and time again... crash!
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #10 - Mar 31st, 2020 at 8:22am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 30th, 2020 at 7:00pm:
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Mar 30th, 2020 at 8:36am:
cods wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 3:26pm:
PZ547 wrote on Mar 28th, 2020 at 2:58pm:
Tour de France this year will be held in hermetically sealed abandoned gymnasiums

on exercise bikes

with green screen scenery in the background

and no one would know the difference



now thats funny pz.... keep it up! Grin Grin



these riders have a way of falling on top of each other

how will they work that?????? Undecided




Its called crashing, you try riding through a crowd at 70 km/h with a guyon each shoulder, a guy in front andf a guy behind and you see how long you stay up.


Sport is designed to get you 'fit',
not stupid.
Why would you want to go and do that for?
Would have to be just another excuse for 'Money'.
Go on, push your body 'beyond' it's limits and over the precipice time and time again... crash!



Next time, try making sense
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Reply #11 - Mar 31st, 2020 at 8:25am
 
It's going to be run with all the cyclists at home on electronic bikes networked together.
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Reply #12 - Mar 31st, 2020 at 8:43am
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 8:25am:
It's going to be run with all the cyclists at home on electronic bikes networked together.




a Zwift TDF, nice.
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Reply #13 - Mar 31st, 2020 at 6:15pm
 
Men/Sport + Australia = Wank

Thankfully the Women in Australian Sport are the saving grace for their relationship. Grin
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