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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Binklebonk Jan 29^th, 2020 at 3:49am At 4:50'ish am today. I attained 'Absolute Power' with a Royal Flush down the list of my name up there in lights on the bottom roll-over list of Topics. I've unlocked another Achievement Award!
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #1 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 3:50am Oh. White Knight just turned up. I hope he doesn't post something about over-populating rednecks crying for more money from over-indulgent gays who couldn't get a girl at the Prom?
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #2 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 3:52am Oh no! BIAS has just turned up. My 15 mins of Fame will come to an end.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #3 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 3:54am Actually, Bias_ 2012 can't post. He's past his 'used-by' date.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #4 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 3:55am As you can tell, I've just had a coffee.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #5 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 3:57am Ok. I'm off to play ZAXXON. I'm still reigning Australian Champ and have been knocking up the score since the early 80's. 999'something trillion now.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8563 armidale Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #6 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 5:38am Mr Jasin is now resting comfortably . BP and pulse normal, some agitation and verbalising. Recommend raising to .75 mg/day.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Binklebonk Reply #7 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 6:49am I have sent flowers...nice calming ones... it looks like a classic case of overdose... I am so glad they got to him in time. bless our ambos.
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 20956 A cat with a view	Re: Binklebonk Reply #8 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 8:59am Mr Jasin, [Even if you are a gamer] you need to lower your intake of stimulants. .....and here is a hint, no, the universe which we see, does not orbit around you. Less of those stimulants.
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Reply #9 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 11:56am

3am to 6am is the time our Biorhythms go inside out and say "Hey, this ain't just a late night. You're going full circle!"

Having a coffee at that time is like suddenly getting your footmat in your car stuck under the accelerator pedal and jamming it as your car goes faster and faster on the Hume Highway - dodging cars left, right and centre - reaching speeds up to 170kmphr and about to go out of control... ignition off! Shocked

Nearly gone in 60 seconds. Tongue

In reality - the coffee made me walk into walls a couple of times at those hours. They just seemed to come out at me.

Rested and recouped now thankyou.
My very Protestant Sect'd neighbours 40 year old virgin daughter brought me a Strawberry Milkshake (only crunchy) a few hours ago. Very nice. Alas, she told me that if I didn't embrace God - I will end up in India! Shocked

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8563 armidale Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #10 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 1:37pm It was a lovely strawberry milkshake of course it was. Did you leave the container in your bedside bin? We'll get nurse to try to get a trace from the container and send to Pathology lab . When was your virgin friend in 'India 'as she calls it ?
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #11 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 1:40pm I've already deflowered a 40 year old virgin. She was Moslem and I was just 29. Her five brothers were not impressed. Now that I am older than this Christian 40 year old virgin. I don't know if I am 'up' for it. Feeling older you see. Maybe a few hours transit stop in India to Switzerland might be better?
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8563 armidale Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #12 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 1:50pm No you don't. We can't sign you out without consent from the Minister for Psychiatric Affairs and Whistles. Your friend is assisting police .
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #13 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 1:51pm Can I tap you in to take my place?
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Binklebonk Reply #14 - Jan 29^th, 2020 at 3:07pm Going for a dive. It's much better 'down there'.
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