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Reply #15 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:45pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:40pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:29pm:
I'll never drink a Corona again.....


That's why they put lemon in the top, it kills the germs.


What does the mohel use, Gordon?
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Reply #16 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:47pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:45pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:40pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:29pm:
I'll never drink a Corona again.....


That's why they put lemon in the top, it kills the germs.


What does the mohel use, Gordon?


Kyle Mohel? Bikers Mohel?
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Reply #17 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:53pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:47pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:45pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:40pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:29pm:
I'll never drink a Corona again.....


That's why they put lemon in the top, it kills the germs.


What does the mohel use, Gordon?


Kyle Mohel? Bikers Mohel?


The one you use in North Bondi.

No need to be slippery, dear. You've attended at least three in the past month alone.
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Reply #18 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:56pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:47pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:45pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:40pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:29pm:
I'll never drink a Corona again.....


That's why they put lemon in the top, it kills the germs.


What does the mohel use, Gordon?


Kyle Mohel? Bikers Mohel?


The one you use in North Bondi.

No need to be slippery, dear. You've attended at least three in the past month alone.


Is that like when an Indian sees the big lips on a maori wrass at the aquarium, has a sexual emergency and spreads some culture to a toddler in a pram?
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Reply #19 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:06pm
 
Our diginus peobles have been eating bats for ages
They may be resistant

Maybe they will be the only ones left on the planet
After the "The Great Bat Plague" of 2020
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Reply #20 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:07pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:56pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:47pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:45pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:40pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:29pm:
I'll never drink a Corona again.....


That's why they put lemon in the top, it kills the germs.


What does the mohel use, Gordon?


Kyle Mohel? Bikers Mohel?


The one you use in North Bondi.

No need to be slippery, dear. You've attended at least three in the past month alone.


Is that like when an Indian sees the big lips on a maori wrass at the aquarium, has a sexual emergency and spreads some culture to a toddler in a pram?


Ooooh, You've even got me getting uncontrollable urges now Gordie! Whatever shall I do? Here kiddy kiddy.

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Reply #21 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:10pm
 
Keep the immigration floodgates wide open, we need more culture and all the benefits that stem from that policy.
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Reply #22 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:18pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:07pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:56pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:47pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:45pm:
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:40pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:29pm:
I'll never drink a Corona again.....


That's why they put lemon in the top, it kills the germs.


What does the mohel use, Gordon?


Kyle Mohel? Bikers Mohel?


The one you use in North Bondi.

No need to be slippery, dear. You've attended at least three in the past month alone.


Is that like when an Indian sees the big lips on a maori wrass at the aquarium, has a sexual emergency and spreads some culture to a toddler in a pram?


Ooooh, You've even got me getting uncontrollable urges now Gordie! Whatever shall I do? Here kiddy kiddy.



You've done it now, Gordon. Poor Cods will complain for sure.
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Reply #23 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:20pm
 
Johnnie wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:10pm:
Keep the immigration floodgates wide open, we need more culture and all the benefits that stem from that policy.


The majority come from New Zealand, Matty.

WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE, no?

Don't you say a word, Setanta. We're talking whites.
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Reply #24 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:37pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:20pm:
Johnnie wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 8:10pm:
Keep the immigration floodgates wide open, we need more culture and all the benefits that stem from that policy.


The majority come from New Zealand, Matty.

WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE, no?

Don't you say a word, Setanta. We're talking whites.


Please sir, may I say more than a word?
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Reply #25 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 10:16pm
 
Prediction:

1/3rd of the World's population to die from a Pandemic Virus that was created from a dirty telephone call in an Indian public phone booth.

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Reply #26 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 10:22pm
 
Jasin wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 10:16pm:
Prediction:

1/3rd of the World's population to die from a Pandemic Virus that was created from a dirty telephone call in an Indian public phone booth.



It was a perfect phone call.
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Reply #27 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 10:25pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 5:42pm:
As well as keeping away from Chinese, should I keep away feom Mexicans?


Put a beer in a Mexican woman's hand and she is yours. Believe me, I know.
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Reply #28 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 10:58pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:44pm:
cods wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 6:36pm:
Setanta wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 6:33pm:
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I bought a blue, 4 door Toyota Corona sedan from Mosman Toyota in Sydney, brand new, in 1978.  Best car I have ever owned!  It was never sick once, let alone caught a virus



Ah, but you didn't buy it at a market in Wuhan.




its not buying the cars at Wuhan thats the problem set... Wink Wink  its the bloody stirfry.


What do you think they keep the chooks and dogs in? Cages? Shocked




no chooks no dogs.. just wildlife...

didnt know they had wildlife in China????>.. Smiley Smiley
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Reply #29 - Jan 23rd, 2020 at 11:05pm
 
cods wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 10:58pm:
Setanta wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 7:44pm:
cods wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 6:36pm:
Setanta wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 6:33pm:
Vic wrote on Jan 23rd, 2020 at 6:29pm:
I bought a blue, 4 door Toyota Corona sedan from Mosman Toyota in Sydney, brand new, in 1978.  Best car I have ever owned!  It was never sick once, let alone caught a virus



Ah, but you didn't buy it at a market in Wuhan.




its not buying the cars at Wuhan thats the problem set... Wink Wink  its the bloody stirfry.


What do you think they keep the chooks and dogs in? Cages? Shocked




no chooks no dogs.. just wildlife...

didnt know they had wildlife in China????>.. Smiley Smiley


There was a Hollywood movie a few years back about a pandemic that started with a chicken in China.
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