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Reply #15 - Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:44am
 
freediver wrote on Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:06am:
The tree pinned the retarded child to Aussie.



now now fd ... we all know that you were never pinned by a tree.
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Reply #16 - Dec 22nd, 2019 at 3:37pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Dec 22nd, 2019 at 1:13am:
Jasin wrote on Dec 21st, 2019 at 6:22pm:
I always found it hard to artistically approach a Tree.
They always seemed to keep moving on me.
One day they were there, then the next they were gone.

I think Aussie though, would prefer a tree with sharp thick bark on it so the kid could 'feel it' when he was pinned.



Maaan - you gotta stay off that poo......  yeah... yeah... I saw a tree and tried to approach it for a hug, man, but it moved away from me... you know...

Honestly - hug a tree sometime - they are really warm beings ....  but man, this poo you go on with.... trees don't grok that, man...


I was having a pun on deforestation.  Wink Grin
Never hug a tree in Oz. They're full of spiders.
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #17 - Dec 23rd, 2019 at 10:32pm
 
John Smith wrote on Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:44am:
freediver wrote on Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:06am:
The tree pinned the retarded child to Aussie.



now now fd ... we all know that you were never pinned by a tree.


It's like you are wearing it as a badge of honour that you have. Instead of no nowing others for never having that experience, tell us what it was like.

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