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Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm
 
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?
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Reply #1 - Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:06pm
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm:
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?


Looks like that ninja tree on the left has a kid pinned to the back side of the front tree and is giving him a round house kicking.
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Reply #2 - Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:18pm
 
Setanta wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:06pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm:
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?


Looks like that ninja tree on the left has a kid pinned to the back side of the front tree and is giving him a round house kicking.


Of all the people here I thought you'd pick that up
My little boy said it looks like the trees are fighting.

Must be something about the QLD trees that evoke violence  Wink
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Reply #3 - Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:20pm
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:18pm:
Setanta wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:06pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm:
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?


Looks like that ninja tree on the left has a kid pinned to the back side of the front tree and is giving him a round house kicking.


Of all the people here I thought you'd pick that up
My little boy said it looks like the trees are fighting.

Must be something about the QLD trees that evoke violence  Wink


Pugilistic Pandanus.

My wife has many sketch books with drawings of them from our time in QLD in the '80s. They're pretty good. Might have to get her to bring one of them out to take some pics.
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Reply #4 - Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:29pm
 
Setanta wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:20pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:18pm:
Setanta wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:06pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm:
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?


Looks like that ninja tree on the left has a kid pinned to the back side of the front tree and is giving him a round house kicking.


Of all the people here I thought you'd pick that up
My little boy said it looks like the trees are fighting.

Must be something about the QLD trees that evoke violence  Wink


Pugilistic Pandanus.

My wife has many sketch books with drawings of them from our time in QLD in the '80s. They're pretty good. Might have to get her to bring one of them out to take some pics.


Would she take a commission to draw one with a hapless retard pinned to it by an enraged cabbie, wrecked car in the background.  Smiley
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Reply #5 - Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:46pm
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:29pm:
Setanta wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:20pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:18pm:
Setanta wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 9:06pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm:
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?


Looks like that ninja tree on the left has a kid pinned to the back side of the front tree and is giving him a round house kicking.


Of all the people here I thought you'd pick that up
My little boy said it looks like the trees are fighting.

Must be something about the QLD trees that evoke violence  Wink


Pugilistic Pandanus.

My wife has many sketch books with drawings of them from our time in QLD in the '80s. They're pretty good. Might have to get her to bring one of them out to take some pics.


Would she take a commission to draw one with a hapless retard pinned to it by an enraged cabbie, wrecked car in the background.  Smiley


If you're willing to pay. I'd harass her now but she's asleep.
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Reply #6 - Dec 21st, 2019 at 7:07am
 
its a gorgeous take on mother nature...yes get her to do a charcoal pic setanta  I paint a bit...and trees  well they make good subjects....and that if it could be taken a from softer  direction would be outstanding...

I think it s a gorgeous tree gordon. did you take it?
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Reply #7 - Dec 21st, 2019 at 11:03am
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm:
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?


Is this some reference to something that happened on another thread?
Otherwise this post makes no sense
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Reply #8 - Dec 21st, 2019 at 1:51pm
 
The_Barnacle wrote on Dec 21st, 2019 at 11:03am:
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm:
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?


Is this some reference to something that happened on another thread?
Otherwise this post makes no sense


Aussie once bragged how he pinned a retarded child to a tree.
How could you have missed that?
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Reply #9 - Dec 21st, 2019 at 6:22pm
 
I always found it hard to artistically approach a Tree.
They always seemed to keep moving on me.
One day they were there, then the next they were gone.

I think Aussie though, would prefer a tree with sharp thick bark on it so the kid could 'feel it' when he was pinned.
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Reply #10 - Dec 22nd, 2019 at 1:13am
 
Jasin wrote on Dec 21st, 2019 at 6:22pm:
I always found it hard to artistically approach a Tree.
They always seemed to keep moving on me.
One day they were there, then the next they were gone.

I think Aussie though, would prefer a tree with sharp thick bark on it so the kid could 'feel it' when he was pinned.



Maaan - you gotta stay off that poo......  yeah... yeah... I saw a tree and tried to approach it for a hug, man, but it moved away from me... you know...

Honestly - hug a tree sometime - they are really warm beings ....  but man, this poo you go on with.... trees don't grok that, man...
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Reply #11 - Dec 22nd, 2019 at 7:57am
 
Gordon wrote on Dec 21st, 2019 at 1:51pm:
The_Barnacle wrote on Dec 21st, 2019 at 11:03am:
Gordon wrote on Dec 20th, 2019 at 8:04pm:
This isn't just any random tree, well it is kind of. It's a tree on the Sunshine Coast!

Now I'm not saying it's THE tree but when I see the trees up here I can think of nothing I'd want more to do than pin a retarded kid to it.

You're forgiven, Aussie. How could you resist such temptation?


Is this some reference to something that happened on another thread?
Otherwise this post makes no sense


Aussie once bragged how he pinned a retarded child to a tree.
How could you have missed that?


Easily missed as I did no such a thing ~ it did not happen.
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Reply #12 - Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:06am
 
The tree pinned the retarded child to Aussie.
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Reply #13 - Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:27am
 
freediver wrote on Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:06am:
The tree pinned the retarded child to Aussie.



Did Aussie also throw his taxi at the retards soft drink bottle?
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Reply #14 - Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:39am
 
freediver wrote on Dec 22nd, 2019 at 8:06am:
The tree pinned the retarded child to Aussie.



With a branch that was "no small thing."
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