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Reply #30 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 10:14am
 
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 9:59am:
The masterful Donald yet again showing that he understands how to play the game
Just always be the centre of attention
Some old retired hack like Streisand wants to put you back in the media spotlight
Excellent news

Sad and marla and Abu want to talk about you all day long
Sweet

Winning winning winning all attention is good attention
All publicity is good publicity
You should study the Donald for about 5 years


All of that is true if Trump's goals are about himself.

He should be putting America first, not him and his own enrichment.
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Reply #31 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 11:13am
 
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 9:59am:
The masterful Donald yet again showing that he understands how to play the game
Just always be the centre of attention
Some old retired hack like Streisand wants to put you back in the media spotlight
Excellent news

Sad and marla and Abu want to talk about you all day long
Sweet

Winning winning winning all attention is good attention
All publicity is good publicity
You should study the Donald for about 5 years


Exactly. Just think, the Donald engineered all this.

1. Call the Ukrainian Pres.

2. Do a deal to get dirt on Biden.

3. Stand back and watch luvvies like Barbara Streisand wet their panties.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in those Oval Office meetings, eh?

        *       *       *       *        *        *

What's on the agenda today, boys?

Call to the new man in the Ukraine, Mr President, a guy called Zalensky.

Right. I'll work in some deal to get dirt on the Democrats. I'll throw in Biden's kid. That'll wind them up. What else?

Call to Erdogan over in Turkey. He wants to invade Syria and kill the Kurds.

Let me get this straight, are the Kurds friends of ours?

Yes, sir. You did a deal with them to take on ISIS instead of using US troops.

Masterful. Anything else?

They're guarding thousands of ISIS fighters. If Turkey invades, they'll escape.

Perfect. We'll let Turkey go in. Get our boys to do an about-face, blow up their bases and leave the Kurds standing there with their pricks in their hands. Make it look like a massive defeat, send a signal. Make it look like, I don't know, the fall of Saigon.

Right away, Mr President.

We'll get the luvvies howling over that, believe me. We'll even ruffle up Deep Staters like Graham and McConnell. Everyone'll be screaming. Next?

The G7 meeting. Have you chosen a venue?

Doral.

Are you sure of that, sir?

Goddamned right, I'm sure. Revenue's down 69% this year. Besides, a brazen untendered contract like that'll give the leftards another case to impeach. It's illegal, right?

I'm pretty sure it's a clear breach, yes, sir.

Great. Get right onto it. I'll announce, then I'll backtrack - keep them guessing. Anything else?

Golf in the afternoon, Mr President.

Good - get a bit of footage out to the fake news. I'll wear the pants that show my butt crack. We'll win so much we'll get tired of winning, no?

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Reply #32 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 11:31am
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 11:13am:
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 9:59am:
The masterful Donald yet again showing that he understands how to play the game
Just always be the centre of attention
Some old retired hack like Streisand wants to put you back in the media spotlight
Excellent news

Sad and marla and Abu want to talk about you all day long
Sweet

Winning winning winning all attention is good attention
All publicity is good publicity
You should study the Donald for about 5 years


Exactly. Just think, the Donald engineered all this.

1. Call the Ukrainian Pres.

2. Do a deal to get dirt on Biden.

3. Stand back and watch luvvies like Barbara Streisand wet their panties.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in those Oval Office meetings, eh?

        *       *       *       *        *        *

What's on the agenda today, boys?

Call to the new man in the Ukraine, Mr President, a guy called Zalensky.

Right. I'll work in some deal to get dirt on the Democrats. I'll throw in Biden's kid. That'll wind them up. What else?

Call to Erdogan over in Turkey. He wants to invade Syria and kill the Kurds.

Let me get this straight, are the Kurds friends of ours?

Yes, sir. You did a deal with them to take on ISIS instead of using US troops.

Masterful. Anything else?

They're guarding thousands of ISIS fighters. If Turkey invades, they'll escape.

Perfect. We'll let Turkey go in. Get our boys to do an about-face, blow up their bases and leave the Kurds standing there with their pricks in their hands. Make it look like a massive defeat, send a signal. Make it look like, I don't know, the fall of Saigon.

Right away, Mr President.

We'll get the luvvies howling over that, believe me. We'll even ruffle up Deep Staters like Graham and McConnell. Everyone'll be screaming. Next?

The G7 meeting. Have you chosen a venue?

Doral.

Are you sure of that, sir?

Goddamned right, I'm sure. Revenue's down 69% this year. Besides, a brazen untendered contract like that'll give the leftards another case to impeach. It's illegal, right?

I'm pretty sure it's a clear breach, yes, sir.

Great. Get right onto it. I'll announce, then I'll backtrack - keep them guessing. Anything else?

Golf in the afternoon, Mr President.

Good - get a bit of footage out to the fake news. I'll wear the pants that show my butt crack. We'll win so much we'll get tired of winning, no?




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Reply #33 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 11:33am
 
SadKangaroo wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 10:14am:
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 9:59am:
The masterful Donald yet again showing that he understands how to play the game
Just always be the centre of attention
Some old retired hack like Streisand wants to put you back in the media spotlight
Excellent news

Sad and marla and Abu want to talk about you all day long
Sweet

Winning winning winning all attention is good attention
All publicity is good publicity
You should study the Donald for about 5 years


All of that is true if Trump's goals are about himself.

He should be putting America first, not him and his own enrichment.


That's just what he wants you to think, Sad. Mr Trump's just playing into the hands of the leftards. He's ticking all the right boxes to support their narrative.

Inconsistent. Check.

Corrupt. Check.

A coward. Check.

Fake. Check.

Fat Steve and Janeen love all that. They live lives of pure garbage, so they want their leader to reflect them.

Mr Trump's not really like that, it's just an act to get the vote. He's actually a really superior guy, he just dumbs himself down for the chodes.

Cometh the hour cometh the man, no?
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Reply #34 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 2:12pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 11:33am:
SadKangaroo wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 10:14am:
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 9:59am:
The masterful Donald yet again showing that he understands how to play the game
Just always be the centre of attention
Some old retired hack like Streisand wants to put you back in the media spotlight
Excellent news

Sad and marla and Abu want to talk about you all day long
Sweet

Winning winning winning all attention is good attention
All publicity is good publicity
You should study the Donald for about 5 years


All of that is true if Trump's goals are about himself.

He should be putting America first, not him and his own enrichment.


That's just what he wants you to think, Sad. Mr Trump's just playing into the hands of the leftards. He's ticking all the right boxes to support their narrative.

Inconsistent. Check.

Corrupt. Check.

A coward. Check.

Fake. Check.

Fat Steve and Janeen love all that. They live lives of pure garbage, so they want their leader to reflect them.

Mr Trump's not really like that, it's just an act to get the vote. He's actually a really superior guy, he just dumbs himself down for the chodes.

Cometh the hour cometh the man, no?



Inconsistent means unpredictable which is an advantage in business
Corrupt but admits it which fosters trust.
Coward?  Unlikely in a man who can cope with so much pressure
Fake?  In a society of fake breasts, fake food and fake news , this just makes him vibe in an authentic way
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Reply #35 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 2:22pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 11:13am:
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 9:59am:
The masterful Donald yet again showing that he understands how to play the game
Just always be the centre of attention
Some old retired hack like Streisand wants to put you back in the media spotlight
Excellent news

Sad and marla and Abu want to talk about you all day long
Sweet

Winning winning winning all attention is good attention
All publicity is good publicity
You should study the Donald for about 5 years


Exactly. Just think, the Donald engineered all this.

1. Call the Ukrainian Pres.

2. Do a deal to get dirt on Biden.

3. Stand back and watch luvvies like Barbara Streisand wet their panties.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in those Oval Office meetings, eh?

        *       *       *       *        *        *

What's on the agenda today, boys?

Call to the new man in the Ukraine, Mr President, a guy called Zalensky.

Right. I'll work in some deal to get dirt on the Democrats. I'll throw in Biden's kid. That'll wind them up. What else?

Call to Erdogan over in Turkey. He wants to invade Syria and kill the Kurds.

Let me get this straight, are the Kurds friends of ours?

Yes, sir. You did a deal with them to take on ISIS instead of using US troops.

Masterful. Anything else?

They're guarding thousands of ISIS fighters. If Turkey invades, they'll escape.

Perfect. We'll let Turkey go in. Get our boys to do an about-face, blow up their bases and leave the Kurds standing there with their pricks in their hands. Make it look like a massive defeat, send a signal. Make it look like, I don't know, the fall of Saigon.

Right away, Mr President.

We'll get the luvvies howling over that, believe me. We'll even ruffle up Deep Staters like Graham and McConnell. Everyone'll be screaming. Next?

The G7 meeting. Have you chosen a venue?

Doral.

Are you sure of that, sir?

Goddamned right, I'm sure. Revenue's down 69% this year. Besides, a brazen untendered contract like that'll give the leftards another case to impeach. It's illegal, right?

I'm pretty sure it's a clear breach, yes, sir.

Great. Get right onto it. I'll announce, then I'll backtrack - keep them guessing. Anything else?

Golf in the afternoon, Mr President.

Good - get a bit of footage out to the fake news. I'll wear the pants that show my butt crack. We'll win so much we'll get tired of winning, no?


You should write comedy sketches, 'Abu's comedy/fantasy productions'. org.
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Reply #36 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 4:22pm
 
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 2:12pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 11:33am:
SadKangaroo wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 10:14am:
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 9:59am:
The masterful Donald yet again showing that he understands how to play the game
Just always be the centre of attention
Some old retired hack like Streisand wants to put you back in the media spotlight
Excellent news

Sad and marla and Abu want to talk about you all day long
Sweet

Winning winning winning all attention is good attention
All publicity is good publicity
You should study the Donald for about 5 years


All of that is true if Trump's goals are about himself.

He should be putting America first, not him and his own enrichment.


That's just what he wants you to think, Sad. Mr Trump's just playing into the hands of the leftards. He's ticking all the right boxes to support their narrative.

Inconsistent. Check.

Corrupt. Check.

A coward. Check.

Fake. Check.

Fat Steve and Janeen love all that. They live lives of pure garbage, so they want their leader to reflect them.

Mr Trump's not really like that, it's just an act to get the vote. He's actually a really superior guy, he just dumbs himself down for the chodes.

Cometh the hour cometh the man, no?



Inconsistent means unpredictable which is an advantage in business
Corrupt but admits it which fosters trust.
Coward?  Unlikely in a man who can cope with so much pressure
Fake?  In a society of fake breasts, fake food and fake news , this just makes him vibe in an authentic way


I know, dear. That's exactly what I'm saying. In a fake society, the Donald looks real.

And yes, of course he handles pressure well. Whenever somebody tells the truth, which is really FAKE, Mr Trump says WITCH HUNT! WIRETAPPED! BAD (OR SICK) GUY!

He then fires someone, like on the Apprentice.

DRAIN THE SWAMP.

Fat Steve and Janeen love this sort of thing because they grew up watching reality TV. They can't understand why Mr Trump hasn't been fired from the White House yet, but then they watch Fox News and get told it was all FAKE news to begin with.

Oh. That's a relief.

But then, someone comes out and owns up to it, so they switch to, okay, so it wasn't a lie, but so what? Fox gets the talking heads on to say how collusion isn't a crime and how politicians get foreign governments to dig up dirt on their rivals all the time or politicians have to lie to the media or cheat on their taxes or break their deals, but everybody's doing it. Mr Trump's really good at it, wouldn't you rather vote for him?

Anyway. They then change the subject to Hillary's emails and cut to an ad for Trump family Bibles - inspirational! Motivational! Each chapter with a personal explanation by President Donald J Trump!

Cometh the hour, no?



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Reply #37 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 5:54pm
 
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 6:29am:
Why do all these Hollywood types who support open borders and consider their fellow Americans racist rednecks always say they are going to Canada

Canada is the whitest of the white

Why don't Streisand and de niro say they're going to Mexico or Venezuela

Could it be that they are racist Grin Grin


They are stupid but not THAT stupid.


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Reply #38 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 6:01pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 4:22pm:
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 2:12pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 11:33am:
SadKangaroo wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 10:14am:
aquascoot wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 9:59am:
The masterful Donald yet again showing that he understands how to play the game
Just always be the centre of attention
Some old retired hack like Streisand wants to put you back in the media spotlight
Excellent news

Sad and marla and Abu want to talk about you all day long
Sweet

Winning winning winning all attention is good attention
All publicity is good publicity
You should study the Donald for about 5 years


All of that is true if Trump's goals are about himself.

He should be putting America first, not him and his own enrichment.


That's just what he wants you to think, Sad. Mr Trump's just playing into the hands of the leftards. He's ticking all the right boxes to support their narrative.

Inconsistent. Check.

Corrupt. Check.

A coward. Check.

Fake. Check.

Fat Steve and Janeen love all that. They live lives of pure garbage, so they want their leader to reflect them.

Mr Trump's not really like that, it's just an act to get the vote. He's actually a really superior guy, he just dumbs himself down for the chodes.

Cometh the hour cometh the man, no?



Inconsistent means unpredictable which is an advantage in business
Corrupt but admits it which fosters trust.
Coward?  Unlikely in a man who can cope with so much pressure
Fake?  In a society of fake breasts, fake food and fake news , this just makes him vibe in an authentic way


I know, dear. That's exactly what I'm saying. In a fake society, the Donald looks real.

And yes, of course he handles pressure well. Whenever somebody tells the truth, which is really FAKE, Mr Trump says WITCH HUNT! WIRETAPPED! BAD (OR SICK) GUY!

He then fires someone, like on the Apprentice.

DRAIN THE SWAMP.

Fat Steve and Janeen love this sort of thing because they grew up watching reality TV. They can't understand why Mr Trump hasn't been fired from the White House yet, but then they watch Fox News and get told it was all FAKE news to begin with.

Oh. That's a relief.

But then, someone comes out and owns up to it, so they switch to, okay, so it wasn't a lie, but so what? Fox gets the talking heads on to say how collusion isn't a crime and how politicians get foreign governments to dig up dirt on their rivals all the time or politicians have to lie to the media or cheat on their taxes or break their deals, but everybody's doing it. Mr Trump's really good at it, wouldn't you rather vote for him?

Anyway. They then change the subject to Hillary's emails and cut to an ad for Trump family Bibles - inspirational! Motivational! Each chapter with a personal explanation by President Donald J Trump!

Cometh the hour, no?




Excellent work Abu, keep it up.
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Reply #39 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 6:07pm
 
I was just speaking to one of our most promising Political Activist and Entrepeneurs (A lot of them work via the Net/Online out in roaming homes of freedom).

...Trump is here to 'destroy' the Old Political Way and send it into the past where it belongs. Afterall - 'they' got it wrong and nearly sent the World to Obliteration via a full scale Thermo-Nuclear War whose effects would ravage this planet for many tens of thousands of years - maybe far more.
They had their chance and the 'blew it away'.

The little Red-Haired Ranga is here to help usher in the Golden Age and prepare the way for his mate the Angel Blonde 'true' White President who will show us the way into the new Political future of the world. The way of Peace, not War.

Even Lawrence of Arabia would pull the Troops from Syria regarding Turks and Kurds. As you can see - a 'ceasefire' is attained.

I've always liked Streisand.
But sadly, I think she is being an Over-Achiever here and should stick her big nose into her own business of what she does best. And it ain't Politics.  Roll Eyes
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Reply #40 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 6:16pm
 
Marla wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 5:30am:
Johnnie wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 1:09am:
Barb wouldn't know if her arse was on fire these days.



Golly! Did you learn that all by yourself or does the bridge you live under teach you?

Can you smell smoke Marla, turn around, save yourself.
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Reply #41 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 7:10pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 4:22pm:


Fat Steve and Janeen love this sort of thing because they grew up watching reality TV. They can't understand why Mr Trump hasn't been fired from the White House yet, but then they watch Fox News and get told it was all FAKE news to begin with.





That's the heart of your despicable stupidity and recurrent failure to read the times you live in, idiotic Paki - your abiding contempt for people. A true Marxist sh!te. A dam Walter Ulbricht, you are!!!   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Actually, I'm Barbra Streisand.

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Reply #43 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 7:24pm
 
Frank wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 7:10pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 4:22pm:


Fat Steve and Janeen love this sort of thing because they grew up watching reality TV. They can't understand why Mr Trump hasn't been fired from the White House yet, but then they watch Fox News and get told it was all FAKE news to begin with.





That's the heart of your despicable stupidity and recurrent failure to read the times you live in, idiotic Paki - your abiding contempt for people. A true Marxist sh!te. A dam Walter Ulbricht, you are!!!   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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The Southern Latins said from their idyllic Oceanic resort islands that "...history was a lie and they were never in Europe in the first place."
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Reply #44 - Oct 21st, 2019 at 7:27pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 21st, 2019 at 7:22pm:
Actually, I'm Barbra Streisand.



Show us your "snatch strap". Grin Grin Grin Grin
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