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Taylor Swift can't sing for nuts
Sep 12th, 2019 at 4:10pm
 
She'll appear at the Melbourne cup:

Taylor Swift to perform at 2019 Melbourne Cup

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-12/taylor-swift-to-perform-at-2019-melbourne...

One of the world's biggest pop stars will Shake It Off at the race that stops the nation — but not all of her fans are pleased.
Key points:

    Taylor Swift has been locked in by the Victorian Racing Club to perform at the Melbourne Cup on November 5
    VRC chief executive Neil Wilson said Swift was chosen to target a new generation of racegoers
    Swift faced backlash from some fans online who urged her not to participate in the horseracing event

Taylor Swift has been locked in by the Victorian Racing Club to perform at the Melbourne Cup on November 5.

Swift will perform two songs in the Mounting Yard so anyone with a general admission ticket can see her.

It will be her only public appearance in Australia following the release of her seventh album Lover.

VRC chief executive Neil Wilson said he had been considering Swift for a while.



The trouble is that her songs are awful -
they all sound the same & she sings off key -
I can hear bum notes in every song -
and her vocal range is about 1 octave.

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Reply #1 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 9:54am
 
Was pretty funny recently seeing all the Tay tay fans go nuts when it looked like Tool was going to outsell her.
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In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

No evidence whatsoever it can be attributed to George Orwell or Eric Arthur Blair (in fact the same guy)
 
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Reply #2 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 10:03am
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2019 at 4:10pm:
The trouble is that her songs are awful -
they all sound the same & she sings off key -
I can hear bum notes in every song -
and her vocal range is about 1 octave.


I agree, 100%.

She's probably the most over-rated "artist" since Elvis Presley.

Sure, she's popular - there's no denying that.

However, she's talentless and soulless.

One of these people is a living legend. The other is just a poseur:

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Reply #3 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 10:13am
 
Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 9:54am:
Was pretty funny recently seeing all the Tay tay fans go nuts when it looked like Tool was going to outsell her.


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Reply #4 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:04am
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 10:03am:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2019 at 4:10pm:
The trouble is that her songs are awful -
they all sound the same & she sings off key -
I can hear bum notes in every song -
and her vocal range is about 1 octave.


I agree, 100%.

She's probably the most over-rated "artist" since Elvis Presley.

Sure, she's popular - there's no denying that.

However, she's talentless and soulless.

One of these people is a living legend. The other is just a poseur:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6CCzKlsUyAo/maxresdefault.jpg



Thanks Greggy,
as a fellow musician you agree  with me.
Have you actually tried to listen to
the video I posted of her?
Can you hear all the bum notes?
It's dreadfull - how did she ever succeed as a singer?

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Reply #5 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:23am
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:04am:
Thanks Greggy,
as a fellow musician you agree  with me.
Have you actually tried to listen to
the video I posted of her?
Can you hear all the bum notes?
It's dreadfull - how did she ever succeed as a singer?


No, I haven't looked at the video.

I don't want it showing up in my viewing history.

How did she succeed?

I'm not sure.

Maybe aquascoot will tell us.

This pleases me:

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Reply #6 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:32am
 
Thanks  - Aqua knows.
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Reply #7 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:44am
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:04am:
Have you actually tried to listen to
the video I posted of her?


Okay, I opened up an 'Incognito' window and played the video.

Oh man, that was painful (for the ears and the eyes).

She's even worse than I first thought.

Time for some real music:


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Reply #8 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:46am
 
If Bobbi sang for his supper he would starve.
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Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me.
 
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Reply #9 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:59am
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:44am:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:04am:
Have you actually tried to listen to
the video I posted of her?


Okay, I opened up an 'Incognito' window and played the video.

Oh man, that was painful (for the ears and the eyes).

She's even worse than I first thought.

Time for some real music:





But what does all the pelvic thrusting of Robert Plant
actually mean?
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Reply #10 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 12:00pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:59am:
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:44am:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:04am:
Have you actually tried to listen to
the video I posted of her?


Okay, I opened up an 'Incognito' window and played the video.

Oh man, that was painful (for the ears and the eyes).

She's even worse than I first thought.

Time for some real music:





But what does all the pelvic thrusting of Robert Plant
actually mean?


He wants to meet Taylor in the mounting yard?   Undecided

"Swift will perform two songs in the Mounting Yard so anyone with a general admission ticket can see her."
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Reply #11 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 12:36pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:46am:
If Bobbi sang for his supper he would starve.


When people heard me sing they always said

Give up your day job - you're a celebrity.
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Reply #12 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 12:38pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 12:00pm:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:59am:
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:44am:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:04am:
Have you actually tried to listen to
the video I posted of her?


Okay, I opened up an 'Incognito' window and played the video.

Oh man, that was painful (for the ears and the eyes).

She's even worse than I first thought.

Time for some real music:





But what does all the pelvic thrusting of Robert Plant
actually mean?


He wants to meet Taylor in the mounting yard?   Undecided

"Swift will perform two songs in the Mounting Yard so anyone with a general admission ticket can see her."


I believe that some critics called it
part of the 70s cock rock genre.

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Reply #13 - Sep 13th, 2019 at 2:31pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 12:38pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 12:00pm:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:59am:
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:44am:
Bobby. wrote on Sep 13th, 2019 at 11:04am:
Have you actually tried to listen to
the video I posted of her?


Okay, I opened up an 'Incognito' window and played the video.

Oh man, that was painful (for the ears and the eyes).

She's even worse than I first thought.

Time for some real music:





But what does all the pelvic thrusting of Robert Plant
actually mean?


He wants to meet Taylor in the mounting yard?   Undecided

"Swift will perform two songs in the Mounting Yard so anyone with a general admission ticket can see her."


I believe that some critics called it
part of the 70s cock rock genre.



Yes, cock rock.

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Reply #14 - Sep 14th, 2019 at 8:02pm
 
Cock rock:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_rock

Cock rock is a musical genre.[1][2][3] Philip Auslander uses Simon Frith's description of cock rock characteristics:

    "cock-rock performance means an explicit, crude, 'masterful' expression of sexuality ... Cock-rock performers are aggressive, boastful, constantly drawing audience attention to their prowess and control. Their bodies are on display ... mikes [sic] and guitars are phallic symbols (or else caressed like female bodies), the music is loud, rhythmically insistent, built around techniques of arousal and release. Lyrics are assertive and arrogant, but the exact words are less significant than the vocal styles involved, the shrill shouting and screaming."[4]

Use of the term

The meaning of the term cock rock has changed over time. It was first mentioned by an anonymous author in the New York-based underground feminist publication Rat in 1970,[5] to describe the male dominated music industry and became a synonym for hard rock, emphasizing the aggressive expression of male sexuality, often misogynist lyrics and use of phallic imagery.[6] The term was used by sociologists Simon Frith and Angela McRobbie in 1978 to point to the contrast between male dominated sub-culture of cock rock which was "aggressive, dominating and boastful" and the more feminized teenybop stars of pop music.[7] Led Zeppelin have been described as "the quintessential purveyors of 'cock rock'".[8] Other formative acts include the Rolling Stones, The Who and Jim Morrison of The Doors.[9]


Male cock-rocker displaying his bare chest
Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin, considered one of the key acts in the development of cock rock.


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