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Zombie Apocalypse Australia!!
Sep 11^th, 2019 at 6:38pm

If they start denying all the Bludgers with their drugs and alcohol use - the straight $$$ of the Dole.

They will all rise up in violence and just take from the defenseless Public anyway. Crime will go through the roof!!! Shocked

So the Public not only is Taxed by the Government, who now 'withholds' more Centrelink payments for its own 'pocket' (or to buy Ex-USA jet fighters just to help old USA out Wink

). But it now gets MUGGED AND BURGLED of their money by the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Roll Eyes

I think Australians should get some guns or maybe make some 'Laser Gun' instead that never misses as it hones in like an electric charge to the nearest person it is point at at a measurement of just a centremetre's deviation.

You think that after 200+ years of being a 'Prison' Colony, they would have learnt something of it being a 'Success' - not a Failure. Roll Eyes

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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 95494 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #1 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 7:09pm Hasn't this been discussed in full already? http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1568014351/19#19
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Reply #2 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 9:31pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 7:09pm:

Hasn't this been discussed in full already?

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1568014351/19#19

"wait a moment... wait a moment..."

The novel explains that HAL is unable to resolve a conflict between his general mission to relay information accurately and orders specific to the mission requiring that he withhold from Bowman and Poole the true purpose of the mission. With the crew dead, he reasons, he would not need to be lying to them. He fabricates the failure of the AE-35 unit so that their deaths would appear accidental.

In other words, HAL is asked to lie, and he doesn't take to it very well, to say the least. The conflict between his mission objectives backs him into a corner where he has to make some pretty big (and cold) leaps in logic in order to reconcile the paradox in his programmed orders

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sixofone New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #3 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 9:35pm If you smoke a druggy, would you get a hit?
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 13879 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #4 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 9:37pm Speaking of Zombies, Agnes is prowling Ozpolitic seeking retribution for her angst.
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sixofone New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #5 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 9:40pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 9:37pm: Speaking of Zombies, Agnes is prowling Ozpolitic seeking retribution for her angst. And who are you, Carl from The Walking Dead?
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Reply #6 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:27pm

sixofone wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 9:40pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 9:37pm:

Speaking of Zombies, Agnes is prowling Ozpolitic seeking retribution for her angst.

And who are you, Carl from The Walking Dead?

Here's LTYC begging for a root. He lives in a cardboard box with a glory hole saying its all white man's fault.

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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 13879 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #7 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:33pm Beware JaSin, Agnes is moaning already and that's just from expectation. She's not done with you yet.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46595 Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #8 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:34pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:33pm: Beware JaSin, Agnes is moaning already and that's just from expectation. She's not done with you yet. Agnes & I can tell you're a dirty little perve voyeur in hope of a peep show.
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Reply #9 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:40pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:34pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:33pm:

Beware JaSin, Agnes is moaning already and that's just from expectation.

She's not done with you yet.

Agnes & I can tell you're a dirty little perve voyeur in hope of a peep show.

JaSin has already exposed his dalliance. Are you seeking retrospective payments for the peep show?

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Reply #10 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:45pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:40pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:34pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:33pm:

Beware JaSin, Agnes is moaning already and that's just from expectation.

She's not done with you yet.

Agnes & I can tell you're a dirty little perve voyeur in hope of a peep show.

JaSin has already exposed his dalliance. Are you seeking retrospective payments for the peep show?

You got beaten up at Kings Cross when you were a much younger person, didn't you. Something about having to go slops after your mates on big Bertha, kinda didn't agree with your stomach and you coughed your guts up in the waiting room where the Bouncers came and sorted your stomach cramps out on the front pavement.
That night, you had some explaining to do to your old man.

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Reply #11 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:52pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:45pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:40pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:34pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:33pm:

Beware JaSin, Agnes is moaning already and that's just from expectation.

She's not done with you yet.

Agnes & I can tell you're a dirty little perve voyeur in hope of a peep show.

JaSin has already exposed his dalliance. Are you seeking retrospective payments for the peep show?

You got beaten up at Kings Cross when you were a much younger person, didn't you. Something about having to go slops after your mates on big Bertha, kinda didn't agree with your stomach and you coughed your guts up in the waiting room where the Bouncers came and sorted your stomach cramps out on the front pavement.
That night, you had some explaining to do to your old man.

Agnes is 'Big Bertha'? Loose lips sink ships.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46595 Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #12 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:54pm Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross. Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 13879 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #13 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:57pm Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:54pm: Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross. Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group. So JaSin came first on Big Bertha?
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Reply #14 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:04pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:57pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:54pm:

Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross.
Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group.

So JaSin came first on Big Bertha?

*flicks LTYC on the forehead for being 'dense'.
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Reply #15 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:17pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:04pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:57pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:54pm:

Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross.
Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group.

So JaSin came first on Big Bertha?

*flicks LTYC on the forehead for being 'dense'.
Roll Eyes

JaSin, are you the official Ozpolitic pimp?

Love your pimpmobile.

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Reply #16 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:24pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:17pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:04pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:57pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:54pm:

Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross.
Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group.

So JaSin came first on Big Bertha?

*flicks LTYC on the forehead for being 'dense'.
Roll Eyes

JaSin, are you the official Ozpolitic pimp?

Love your pimpmobile.

https://flappypaddleheads.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/pimpmyride.jpg

Zombie Apocalypse Australia!!

... and here he is... The Ultimate Zombie...

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Reply #17 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:25pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:04pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:57pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 11^th, 2019 at 10:54pm:

Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross.
Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group.

So JaSin came first on Big Bertha?

*flicks LTYC on the forehead for being 'dense'.
Roll Eyes

Won't do any good - you need a brain to feel .... some heads are thick, but some are wall to wall...

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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 13879 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #18 - Sep 11^th, 2019 at 11:36pm It appears Grappler is working himself in a frenzy to qualify for JaSin's pimping service.
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Reply #19 - Sep 12^th, 2019 at 5:36am

Truly, zombies are here.

They walk the streets with their heads bent gazing into the small contraption they hold lovingly in their hands.

They're at themselves along the street on tge way to a small crypt, their cubicle in which they spend the day gazing at a larger screen.

They wander home, again gazing down at the small screen in their hands and to ensure privacy with their idol, they plug their ears with wires directly from that screen.

They get back to their private crypt, eat ineffable frozen stuff and sit in front of a large screen until they fall asleep.

And when they wake, it all begins again.

The zombies are here.

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I HAVE A DREAM
A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU

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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 13879 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #20 - Sep 12^th, 2019 at 9:33am There are moans and 'ggrrrr' sounds coming from a particular Ozpolitic denizen lately. Has JaSin been bitten on the neck, or elsewhere?
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 13879 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!! Reply #21 - Sep 12^th, 2019 at 1:07pm GGRRRRR. JaSin's girlfriend is green:
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