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Reply #15 - Sep 11th, 2019 at 11:17pm
 
Jasin wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 11:04pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 10:57pm:
Jasin wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 10:54pm:
Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross.
Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group.


So JaSin came first on Big Bertha?


*flicks LTYC on the forehead for being 'dense'.
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JaSin, are you the official Ozpolitic pimp?

Love your pimpmobile.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!!
Reply #16 - Sep 11th, 2019 at 11:24pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 11:17pm:
Jasin wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 11:04pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 10:57pm:
Jasin wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 10:54pm:
Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross.
Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group.


So JaSin came first on Big Bertha?


*flicks LTYC on the forehead for being 'dense'.
Roll Eyes


JaSin, are you the official Ozpolitic pimp?

Love your pimpmobile.

https://flappypaddleheads.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/pimpmyride.jpg


Zombie Apocalypse Australia!!

... and here he is... The Ultimate Zombie...
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Australia!!
Reply #17 - Sep 11th, 2019 at 11:25pm
 
Jasin wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 11:04pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 10:57pm:
Jasin wrote on Sep 11th, 2019 at 10:54pm:
Agnes is Agnes and she wasn't around when you wanted first dibs on Big Bertha of Bankstown, doing her thing in the Cross.
Instead you got belted up for being the Slopster in your group.


So JaSin came first on Big Bertha?


*flicks LTYC on the forehead for being 'dense'.
Roll Eyes


Won't do any good - you need a brain to feel .... some heads are thick, but some are wall to wall...
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Reply #18 - Sep 11th, 2019 at 11:36pm
 
It appears Grappler is working himself in a frenzy to qualify for JaSin's pimping service.
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Reply #19 - Sep 12th, 2019 at 5:36am
 
Truly, zombies are here.

They walk the streets with their heads bent gazing into the small contraption they hold lovingly in their hands.

They're at themselves along the street on tge way to a small crypt, their cubicle in which they spend the day gazing at a larger screen.

They wander home, again gazing down at the small screen in their hands and to ensure privacy with their idol, they plug their ears with wires directly from that screen.

They get back to their private crypt, eat ineffable frozen stuff and sit in front of a large screen until they fall asleep.

And when they wake, it all begins again.

The zombies are here.
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I HAVE A DREAM
A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU
 
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Reply #20 - Sep 12th, 2019 at 9:33am
 
There are moans and 'ggrrrr' sounds coming from a particular Ozpolitic denizen lately.

Has JaSin been bitten on the neck, or elsewhere?
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Reply #21 - Sep 12th, 2019 at 1:07pm
 
GGRRRRR. JaSin's girlfriend is green:

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