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Diary of an Uber driver
Aug 14th, 2019 at 8:17pm
 
On ABC tonight’s. I’ll give it a go!
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Reply #1 - Aug 14th, 2019 at 9:34pm
 
There won't be poo or curry involved, that is for sure.
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“Jerry, just remember: It’s not a lie … if you believe it.” George Costanza
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Reply #2 - Aug 14th, 2019 at 9:41pm
 
AiA wrote on Aug 14th, 2019 at 9:34pm:
There won't be poo or curry involved, that is for sure.


Diary of a taxi driver

Pin a kid to a tree
Wonder about a clit
Take a crap on the footpath
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Reply #3 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 4:02am
 
Gordon wrote on Aug 14th, 2019 at 9:41pm:
AiA wrote on Aug 14th, 2019 at 9:34pm:
There won't be poo or curry involved, that is for sure.


Diary of a taxi driver

Pin a kid to a tree
Wonder about a clit
Take a crap on the footpath


Wipe with your hand.
Ride around with poop in your arse
Suck fingers clean in odd moments


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Re: Diary of an Uber driver
Reply #4 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 4:58am
 
AiA wrote on Aug 15th, 2019 at 4:02am:
Gordon wrote on Aug 14th, 2019 at 9:41pm:
AiA wrote on Aug 14th, 2019 at 9:34pm:
There won't be poo or curry involved, that is for sure.


Diary of a taxi driver

Pin a kid to a tree
Wonder about a clit
Take a crap on the footpath


Wipe with your hand.
Ride around with poop in your arse
Suck fingers clean in odd moments




Bend over in front of your pooftah buddies and sniff their arses several times a day.

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I HAVE A DREAM
A WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
A DREAM OF A WORLD THAT HAS NEVER KNOWN ISLAM
A DREAM OF A WORLD FREE FROM THE HORRORS OF ISLAM.

SUCH A WONDERFUL DREAM
O HOW I WISH IT WERE TRU
 
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Reply #5 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 2:58pm
 
It was pretty good, lots of angry taxi drivers out there.
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Reply #6 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 4:19pm
 
The Three-Fingers Gordon University of Love scholars, alumni, Valkie, AiA, and Professor Haji Gordon all uniting in Fantasies 401.

The three scholars fantasize the situation, compliment the aroma and texture and thank Haji Gordon for his teachings of the finest of such fine arts.
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Reply #7 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:03pm
 
In the first episode on two occasions crazy taxi drivers threw missiles at the Uber driver's car, and our good natured protagonist just rolled his eyes and carried on with his business.

Which retard was not shouted and nobody was pinned to a tree, this speaks volumes about taxi drivers, or maybe just one in particular.
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Reply #8 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:18pm
 
Gordon wrote on Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:03pm:
In the first episode on two occasions crazy taxi drivers threw missiles at the Uber driver's car, and our good natured protagonist just rolled his eyes and carried on with his business.

Which retard was not shouted and nobody was pinned to a tree, this speaks volumes about taxi drivers, or maybe just one in particular.


And of course, no paid actors are involved at all, ey Gordon?  It  is all reality ey Gordon, and not staged at all, ey Gordon?
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Reply #9 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:24pm
 
Aussie wrote on Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:18pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:03pm:
In the first episode on two occasions crazy taxi drivers threw missiles at the Uber driver's car, and our good natured protagonist just rolled his eyes and carried on with his business.

Which retard was not shouted and nobody was pinned to a tree, this speaks volumes about taxi drivers, or maybe just one in particular.


And of course, no paid actors are involved at all, ey Gordon?  It  is all reality ey Gordon, and not staged at all, ey Gordon?


Based on the real life experiences of an aUber driver/blogger, but don’t worry Aussie, I’m sure somewhere in the world there’s another arsehole who pins children to trees then brags about it online.
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Reply #10 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 6:22pm
 
Gordon wrote on Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:24pm:
Aussie wrote on Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:18pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 15th, 2019 at 5:03pm:
In the first episode on two occasions crazy taxi drivers threw missiles at the Uber driver's car, and our good natured protagonist just rolled his eyes and carried on with his business.

Which retard was not shouted and nobody was pinned to a tree, this speaks volumes about taxi drivers, or maybe just one in particular.


And of course, no paid actors are involved at all, ey Gordon?  It  is all reality ey Gordon, and not staged at all, ey Gordon?


Based on the real life experiences of an aUber driver/blogger, but don’t worry Aussie, I’m sure somewhere in the world there’s another arsehole who pins children to trees then brags about it online.



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Reply #11 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 6:23pm
 
This thread is disgusting and

should deleted by a mod.
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Reply #12 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 6:27pm
 
The ABC wishes to advise no children were pinned to trees in the making of this mini series.

https://10daily.com.au/views/a190117jwz/forget-the-new-abc-series-heres-the-real
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Reply #13 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 6:56pm
 
Hi Im Neferti, Aussies make believe lover, stop bagging my man Aussie out about being a curry shitting cabbie...
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Reply #14 - Aug 15th, 2019 at 7:02pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Aug 15th, 2019 at 6:23pm:
This thread is disgusting and

should deleted by a mod.


Let's see if it is, ey Bobby?

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