Wild Turkey swilling dole bludger attacks staff and random clients at his local Centrelink
A man who burned down four hectares of sugarcane in a field after he attempted to cook a snake he found slithering across his stomach has been jailed.
Scott Stoker, 32, was sentenced to two years behind bars after he went on a 12-hour crime spree which ended in Bundaberg, Queensland, on May 30.
Bundaberg District Court heard on Wednesday the extraordinary sequence of events started when Stoker became irate at a Centrelink staffer over his payment, the Sunshine Coast Daily reported.
As he left the centre, he physically assaulted a stranger who walked passed him on the street.
'Don't bugger**g stare at me, front bottoms,' Stoker yelled at the stranger.
He then punched the man in the face and neck, before running to a nearby cane field on Rankin Road where he fell asleep.
Upon his arrest, he became violent with officers and even headbutted windows and pulled an officer's hair.
One female officer required medical attention after she was knocked on her head.
Stoker was coming down from meth at the time, defence barrister Callan Cassiday said.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7284511/Hungry-thug-tried-cook-eat-snak... It appears FD has a politically correct nanny system for censoring.