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Reply #30 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:15am
 
Violet Crumble wrote on Jul 9th, 2019 at 11:16pm:
Leave him alone.  I am called "anorexic" because I eat what I want, when I want and not put on weight. Slender it used to be called. FAT people are just jealous.  Wink


Violet, I was the same in some similar context. I would overeat during my teenage years. I could eat a lot and not gain much weight, and burn off the meals quickly. The thing was that I was still growing right up through my late teens. I slept 9 hours a night. And my parents usually served healthy meals. McDonalds was not part of the fast food treats until I was 13 years old. In high school, I had to ride my bike to and from school, 4km a day. We had physical education 3 times a week (including 1 theory class). That meant the activities usually started with us doing a 300m warm-up jog each lesson.

These days, my meals are still relatively fatty. I consume a fast food meal once a week. I have only just finished a bottle of 1.25L Coca Cola. And jogging depends on how much my heels hurt. I walk 5km a night 3 nights a week. Because of the sugar content and fat in my meal, I will be on a jog for atleast 1km of this walk tonight.

Violet, if you are still young -- say, 20 years old or younger -- can I suggest not to be complacent about how good your body can handle eating a lot. It happened to me, and it will happen to you. But, your metabolism will slow down. And even if you are still active and healthy, your body will change as you reach 30. I wish I had shown my body much more respect and just not drank alcoholic drinks as much. I would be doing very well had I was sober more often.
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Reply #31 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:17am
 
Gordon wrote on Jul 9th, 2019 at 11:28pm:
Funniest thing ever. Watch a short fat lady trying to walk really fast holding a heavy bag in one hand. Watch the other arm thrashing back and forth like a hippo's tail when it's taking a schit.


When I weighed around 128kg, my initial attempts at going for a jog would have left any onlooker in hysterics. But, it worked to such a point that I lost enough weight to have better nights sleep.
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Reply #32 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:22am
 
Up until age 48 I was hugely active day and night - on my feet and running etc... then down with a busted knee and then three years on crutches and a walking stick..... put on weight and developed heart trouble...

I was about 11 stone at 48 and galloping like a gazelle, covering more ground than men half my age - now I'm about 14 stone.... and sporting a fine beer gut.... and can't walk ten metres sometimes without pain.... hence the disability parking card...

**sips deeply of the fine Guinness**

But I still look good to the casual observer..... was on that walking stick and offered a job with an adventure tour company in NZ - damn... they love XXX boys...
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Reply #33 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 6:56am
 
5 9  and 70 kg,   been that my entire adult life.

i am wary of fat people as it shows a lack of self discipline and probably a poor work ethic.
if you cant control something as basic as your food intake (something an aemoeba has mastered) then how can you control your intake of bad ideas, bad ideologies, your intake of lust and porn and gambling addiction.

it just looks weak to me.
it makes me assume you are a pussy.
it shows a lack of mental strength .


short guys can be very alpha.
they cant cruise by on being a 6 foot dude, so they have to develop the behaviours of a cocky confident assertive masculine man if they are to compete.
they dont get a free pass.
thats great
thats exactly what you want .
thats the evolutionary blowtorch being applied to your ass every day, not to be a cry baby but to push on up the narrow road and crush your taller (softer) opposition
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Reply #34 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:46am
 
Cue the song ...

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Reply #35 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:50am
 
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This is one of the stranger threads


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Reply #36 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:53am
 
aquascoot wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 6:56am:
5 9  and 70 kg,   been that my entire adult life.

i am wary of fat people as it shows a lack of self discipline and probably a poor work ethic.
if you cant control something as basic as your food intake (something an aemoeba has mastered) then how can you control your intake of bad ideas, bad ideologies, your intake of lust and porn and gambling addiction.


And yet you worship Trump - an obese oaf who lives on fast food.


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Reply #37 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:56am
 
old greg plying his trade


pretending he gives a chit about trump


when all greg cares about is today's noodles

as an alternative to the usual peanuts


as if greg cares about trump or anything other than survival

set up a go-fund-me greg

then you won't have to work your fingers to the bone pretending that Aussies will play a major role in the next US elections
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Reply #38 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 11:07am
 
PZ547 wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:56am:
old greg plying his trade


pretending he gives a chit about trump


when all greg cares about is today's noodles

as an alternative to the usual peanuts



I do like my noodles.


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Reply #39 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 11:32am
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 11:07am:
PZ547 wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:56am:
old greg plying his trade


pretending he gives a chit about trump


when all greg cares about is today's noodles

as an alternative to the usual peanuts



I do like my noodles.


https://www.itourvn.com/images/easyblog_articles/529/b2ap3_large_types-of-vietna...



better you than me.  Some of that stuff looks like intestines
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Reply #40 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:20pm
 
aquascoot wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 6:56am:
5 9  and 70 kg,   been that my entire adult life.

i am wary of fat people as it shows a lack of self discipline and probably a poor work ethic.
if you cant control something as basic as your food intake (something an aemoeba has mastered) then how can you control your intake of bad ideas, bad ideologies, your intake of lust and porn and gambling addiction.

it just looks weak to me.
it makes me assume you are a pussy.
it shows a lack of mental strength .


short guys can be very alpha.
they cant cruise by on being a 6 foot dude, so they have to develop the behaviours of a cocky confident assertive masculine man if they are to compete.
they dont get a free pass.
thats great
thats exactly what you want .
thats the evolutionary blowtorch being applied to your ass every day, not to be a cry baby but to push on up the narrow road and crush your taller (softer) opposition


Very healthy stats but I reckon you should think about a bit more muscle mass which is good to have when you get older

I'm your height but about 82kgs because I don't mind picking up a weight now and again.
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Reply #41 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:22pm
 
PZ547 wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:56am:
old greg plying his trade


pretending he gives a chit about trump


when all greg cares about is today's noodles

as an alternative to the usual peanuts



Why can't I have both?


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Reply #42 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:27pm
 
When you calculate your BMI, use the one with the waist circumference input.
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Reply #43 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:27pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:22pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:56am:
old greg plying his trade


pretending he gives a chit about trump


when all greg cares about is today's noodles

as an alternative to the usual peanuts



Why can't I have both?


https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/thai-peanut-noodles-pi...



a new ager got hooked on colonic irrigation a while back

extolling its virtues

and told me, 'Do you know, I haven't eaten peanuts for years, but when I had colonic irrigation, it drew peanuts out '

I expressed disbelief

but they insisted that peanuts remain in the colon 'for years'

which might explain a lot about you, greggy
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Reply #44 - Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:42pm
 
PZ547 wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:27pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 12:22pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jul 10th, 2019 at 10:56am:
old greg plying his trade


pretending he gives a chit about trump


when all greg cares about is today's noodles

as an alternative to the usual peanuts



Why can't I have both?


https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/thai-peanut-noodles-pi...



a new ager got hooked on colonic irrigation a while back

extolling its virtues

and told me, 'Do you know, I haven't eaten peanuts for years, but when I had colonic irrigation, it drew peanuts out '

I expressed disbelief

but they insisted that peanuts remain in the colon 'for years'

which might explain a lot about you, greggy


Are you saying my colon is full of nuts?

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