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Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected.
Jun 19^th, 2019 at 8:49am

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden says that he'll cure cancer if he's elected president.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday he discussed losing loved ones before making his promise.

"A lot of you understand what loss is and when loss occurs, you know that people come up to you and tell you 'I understand' if you lose a husband, a wife, a son, a daughter, a family member," he said. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that — I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer."

Well bugger me Joe - you've been in politics for nearly 50 smacking years and only NOW you've decided to cure cancer?

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https://news.yahoo.com/biden-says-apos-ll-cancer-132454520.html

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SerialBrain9 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2063	Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected. Reply #1 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 8:50am and not one person in the MSM asked Groping Joe why he hasn't done this in the past 50 years. and not one person in the MSM asked him how he was going to do this. The Liberal Media just print it as fact.
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Reply #2 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 9:36am

So he wants to run his campaign and possible administration with a goal of focusing on policy that will help the people, that being a concerted effort to eliminate Cancer, and you have a problem with this?

At least he didn't say "We're going to cure Cancer and Mexico will pay for it!".

You want to complain about the media, yet Trump has been protected for his failure to build any of the wall he said he would, failure to have Mexico pay for it and "reprint" his lies that the wall is already being built.

You didn't seem to have a problem with the media not questioning how Trump would get Mexico to pay..?

How can you take such wildly conflicting positions?

Oh right, Trump support.

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Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected.
Reply #3 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 9:41am

SerialBrain9 wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 8:49am:

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden says that he'll cure cancer if he's elected president.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday he discussed losing loved ones before making his promise.

"A lot of you understand what loss is and when loss occurs, you know that people come up to you and tell you 'I understand' if you lose a husband, a wife, a son, a daughter, a family member," he said. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that — I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer."

Well bugger me Joe - you've been in politics for nearly 50 smacking years and only NOW you've decided to cure cancer?

Cheesy

https://news.yahoo.com/biden-says-apos-ll-cancer-132454520.html

Now, I doubt he said that.

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Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected.
Reply #5 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 9:53am

SerialBrain9 wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 8:50am:

and not one person in the MSM asked Groping Joe why he hasn't done this in the past 50 years.

and not one person in the MSM asked him how he was going to do this.

The Liberal Media just print it as fact. Cheesy

So could yuo apply this sharpened brain to Trump aying for the wall as well while you are at it?

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Reply #6 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 9:59am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 9:41am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 8:49am:

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden says that he'll cure cancer if he's elected president.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday he discussed losing loved ones before making his promise.

"A lot of you understand what loss is and when loss occurs, you know that people come up to you and tell you 'I understand' if you lose a husband, a wife, a son, a daughter, a family member," he said. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that — I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer."

Well bugger me Joe - you've been in politics for nearly 50 smacking years and only NOW you've decided to cure cancer?

Cheesy

https://news.yahoo.com/biden-says-apos-ll-cancer-132454520.html

Now, I doubt he said that.

I googled, it was reported in lots of places.

Hard to believe anyone said this.
Wonder what his campaign manager is thinking ?

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Reply #7 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 10:09am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 9:59am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 9:41am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 8:49am:

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden says that he'll cure cancer if he's elected president.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday he discussed losing loved ones before making his promise.

"A lot of you understand what loss is and when loss occurs, you know that people come up to you and tell you 'I understand' if you lose a husband, a wife, a son, a daughter, a family member," he said. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that — I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer."

Well bugger me Joe - you've been in politics for nearly 50 smacking years and only NOW you've decided to cure cancer?

Cheesy

https://news.yahoo.com/biden-says-apos-ll-cancer-132454520.html

Now, I doubt he said that.

I googled, it was reported in lots of places.

Hard to believe anyone said this.
Wonder what his campaign manager is thinking ?

The phrasing was poor I agree. If he had put forward a range of ideas about increasing funding into cancer research with the view of reducing morbidity and mortality then he'd have something.

The problem is Yanks love 3 word soundbites

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No evidence whatsoever it can be attributed to George Orwell or Eric Arthur Blair (in fact the same guy)

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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected. Reply #8 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 11:15am Admittedly the goal of curing cancer isn't as audacious as making America great again ...
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Reply #9 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 11:21am

I hope he does......you dont have to be in govt to discover the cure...

I have a friend shes in her early 40 has just been diagnosed with bowel cancer...she has 4 kids all school ages..she just starting cemo... and I haven learnt how awful it is...not just what we see but what they go through..

its horrific its cruel Cry

...yes please someone find the CURE.

please dont knock HOPE..

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Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected.
Reply #10 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 12:10pm

cods wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 11:21am:

I hope he does......you dont have to be in govt to discover the cure...

I have a friend shes in her early 40 has just been diagnosed with bowel cancer...she has 4 kids all school ages..she just starting cemo... and I haven learnt how awful it is...not just what we see but what they go through..

its horrific its cruel Cry

...yes please someone find the CURE.

please dont knock HOPE..

Regular medical check-ups can catch early stage cancer. It's getting people to go get check-ups, but how many want a micro camera inserted in their bum'ole? - it's the best way to catch bowel cancer early. Just gotta ask

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Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected.
Reply #11 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 12:43pm

Bias_2012 wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 12:10pm:

cods wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 11:21am:

I hope he does......you dont have to be in govt to discover the cure...

I have a friend shes in her early 40 has just been diagnosed with bowel cancer...she has 4 kids all school ages..she just starting cemo... and I haven learnt how awful it is...not just what we see but what they go through..

its horrific its cruel Cry

...yes please someone find the CURE.

please dont knock HOPE..

Regular medical check-ups can catch early stage cancer. It's getting people to go get check-ups, but how many want a micro camera inserted in their bum'ole? - it's the best way to catch bowel cancer early. Just gotta ask

Do the free poop test each year.

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Bias_2012 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10303 Gender:	Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected. Reply #13 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 12:57pm President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 12:44pm: Biden is a sick joke... cure cancer ? But only its he’s elected? Ffs
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SadKangaroo Gold Member Offline #FightStupid Posts: 14879 Mianjin (Brisbane)	Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected. Reply #14 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 1:06pm President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 12:44pm: Biden is a sick joke... cure cancer ? But only its he’s elected? Ffs Your desperation to attack a true threat to Trump is showing with your twisting of the situation...
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Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected.
Reply #15 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 1:43pm

SerialBrain9 wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 8:50am:

and not one person in the MSM asked Groping Joe why he hasn't done this in the past 50 years.

and not one person in the MSM asked him how he was going to do this.

The Liberal Media just print it as fact. Cheesy

Groping Joe, eh?

When you're a star they let you do anything. Go for a kiss, grab them by the pussy, scat all over their pretty little faces.

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Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected.
Reply #16 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 1:44pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 12:43pm:

Bias_2012 wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 12:10pm:

cods wrote on Jun 19^th, 2019 at 11:21am:

I hope he does......you dont have to be in govt to discover the cure...

I have a friend shes in her early 40 has just been diagnosed with bowel cancer...she has 4 kids all school ages..she just starting cemo... and I haven learnt how awful it is...not just what we see but what they go through..

its horrific its cruel Cry

...yes please someone find the CURE.

please dont knock HOPE..

Regular medical check-ups can catch early stage cancer. It's getting people to go get check-ups, but how many want a micro camera inserted in their bum'ole? - it's the best way to catch bowel cancer early. Just gotta ask

Do the free poop test each year.

Right on.

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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected. Reply #18 - Jun 19^th, 2019 at 9:32pm JFK: Quote: We choose to go to the Moon Biden: Quote: We're gonna cure cancer." When JFK used the word "we" did he mean that he, himself, was going to the moon? I'm curious.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Joe Biden says he'll cure cancer if he's elected. Reply #19 - Jun 21^st, 2019 at 1:22am President Trump Promises to Cure Cancer If Re-Elected During Neo-Fascist Rally in Florida https://gizmodo.com/president-trump-promises-to-cure-cancer-if-re-elected-d-1835...
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