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Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:22pm
 
So......client is charged with severe physical abuse of his child.  He was in a de facto relationship with the child's mother.

Baby had multiple and awful injuries.

Client freely confessed to the Cops that he was 100% responsible.  He did it, he told the Cops and he is charged.  He even gave them intricate descriptions as to how he had inflicted each injury.

He is in my Office.  'Did you do this.'  No.  Who did?  He never ever answered.   If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead 'Guilty.'  Okay, so I'll plead Not Guilty.

Through a committal and it looks grim, but he insists he did not do it.  Time for a heavier weight so I engage Counsel who later became a Supreme Court Judge.

Where to from here folks?

Client was acquitted after the Trial (with a Jury) ~ the Judge did not allow it to even get to the Jury.

Over to you, Cods et al.
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Re: More legal stuff for you to work out.
Reply #1 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:26pm
 
" If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead 'Not Guilty.'  "



You mean

If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead  'Guilty.' 


Are you on the cooking sherry Aussie?
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Reply #2 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:29pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:26pm:
" If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead 'Not Guilty.'  "



You mean

If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead  'Guilty.' 


Are you on the cooking sherry Aussie?


Correct.  No. I do not drink sherry.  I go correct that.
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Reply #3 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:52pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:29pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:26pm:
" If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead 'Not Guilty.'  "



You mean

If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead  'Guilty.' 


Are you on the cooking sherry Aussie?


Correct.  No. I do not drink sherry.  I go correct that.



"I go correct that."

Grammar?
Aussie - what are you drinking?
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Reply #4 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:21pm
 
his  partner did it
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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #5 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:25pm
 
John Smith wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:21pm:
his  partner did it


We never ever went near the partner/Mother.
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Reply #6 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:26pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:25pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:21pm:
his  partner did it


We never ever went near the partner/Mother.



then you were negligent in the performance of your duties. It's always the partner. Or, if one exists, the butler.

Don't they teach you anything at lawyer school. Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #7 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:27pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:52pm:
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:29pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:26pm:
" If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead 'Not Guilty.'  "



You mean

If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead  'Guilty.' 


Are you on the cooking sherry Aussie?


Correct.  No. I do not drink sherry.  I go correct that.



"I go correct that."

Grammar?
Aussie - what are you drinking?


Jayzuz Bobby...is that all you have?  Crap?  Would you like me to stalk your posts now and make a big deal out of obvious typos?
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Reply #8 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:27pm
 
John Smith wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:26pm:
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:25pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:21pm:
his  partner did it


We never ever went near the partner/Mother.



then you were negligent in the performance of your duties. It's always the partner. Or, if one exists, the butler.

Don't they teach you anything at lawyer school. Cheesy Cheesy


Isn't it always the Butler?
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Reply #9 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:28pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:26pm:
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:25pm:
John Smith wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:21pm:
his  partner did it


We never ever went near the partner/Mother.



then you were negligent in the performance of your duties. It's always the partner. Or, if one exists, the butler.

Don't they teach you anything at lawyer school. Cheesy Cheesy


Isn't it always the Butler?


see the highlighted bit Roll Eyes
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Reply #10 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:29pm
 
How about Grandma or Grandpa?

Point it...we never tried to prove who actually did it.  Had no need or capacity to do that.  So...what did we do?
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Reply #11 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:45pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:29pm:
How about Grandma or Grandpa?

Point it...we never tried to prove who actually did it.  Had no need or capacity to do that.  So...what did we do?



it's not your job to prove anything, just create reasonable doubt over your own clients guilt.



His parents did it. Had to be, no one would go to jail for the inlaws Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #12 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 9:11pm
 
John Smith wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:45pm:
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:29pm:
How about Grandma or Grandpa?

Point it...we never tried to prove who actually did it.  Had no need or capacity to do that.  So...what did we do?



it's not your job to prove anything, just create reasonable doubt over your own clients guilt.



His parents did it. Had to be, no one would go to jail for the inlaws Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


We proved he could not have done it...no reliance at all on reasonable doubt.....and he had no alibi.
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Reply #13 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 9:15pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:52pm:
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:29pm:
Bobby. wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 7:26pm:
" If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead 'Not Guilty.'  "



You mean

If you insist that you did not do it, I cannot let you plead  'Guilty.' 


Are you on the cooking sherry Aussie?


Correct.  No. I do not drink sherry.  I go correct that.



"I go correct that."

Grammar?
Aussie - what are you drinking?


Jayzuz Bobby...is that all you have?  Crap?  Would you like me to stalk your posts now and make a big deal out of obvious typos?




Dear Aussie,
Before you click "post message" just
check what you've written otherwise
some readers will think that you're a drunkard.
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Reply #14 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 9:17pm
 
Can't be arsed Bobby.
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Reply #15 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 9:52pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 9:17pm:
Can't be arsed Bobby.



Aussie,
I put to you that -

you're drunk tonight and most nights when you post.

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Reply #16 - Jun 9th, 2019 at 9:54pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 9:52pm:
Aussie wrote on Jun 9th, 2019 at 9:17pm:
Can't be arsed Bobby.



Aussie,
I put to you that -

you're drunk tonight and most nights when you post.



I put to you that you have no idea Bobby and if you keep that line up, expect to see your posts disappear.  Deal with the topic, not my typos.
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Reply #17 - Jun 25th, 2019 at 12:43pm
 
Aussie, you are not really a lawyer, you are just a flog who gets off thinking about clit piercings.
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