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.JaSin.
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May 17th, 2019 at 5:52pm
 
1. Eat Prawns and Pavs (Aust & NZ = 'mates'  Wink) Something SA should be involved with because they are our 'Mates' too! Any ideas what they would do at Christmas?
(Regardless of Race)

2. Get stung by a Blue Bottle Jellyfish whose sting is like a Surgeon's... 'Sting' (The Scalpel) without the 'Pain-Relief').

3. Eat mostly 'cold' food. Even letting their 'hot' food, cool down before consumption... unless they were 'stoned' and got the 'munchies'. (
*I'm not stoned, I'm too busy writing this, with dinner cooling down
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4. Making 'friends' of other countries, rather than making 'Enemies' - like the USA does.
(One of our Political Parties does that)


5. Goes to Bush Doofs.

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Reply #1 - May 17th, 2019 at 6:15pm
 
That's generous of you, JaSin

We'll be getting too big headed

Will have to apply the antidote

You're an Aussie if you speed up when someone's trying to overtake

You're an Aussie if you resent the new neighbours remodelling their yard and holding parties where the guests actually dare park on the street as well as the driveway

You're an Aussie if you feel in the back of your mind that the new year doesn't really start until after Anzac Day

You're an Aussie if you can't shake the belief that people are impressed and admiring you when you speak in public on your mobile phone

You're an Aussie if you don't feel a connection with Crocodile Dundee or kangaroos and koalas.  You keep it hidden in the belief that you're strange.  You're not.  Most people are the same and feel disconnected from the commercialised version of Australia


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Reply #2 - May 17th, 2019 at 6:16pm
 
So we've got microwave ovens. Aussies need a micro-cooler!

Maybe an insulated box the size of a microwave with a bottle liquid nitrogen connected to it.

You get your pizza piping hot from the Uber Eats bag and instead of waiting around for ages for it to cool, into the micro-cooler.
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Reply #3 - May 17th, 2019 at 6:21pm
 
I have thought of something we havent got yet gordy..

you know how we can now walk into a room and say LIGHTS and on they come  blinds and they close or open...like magic..

well what about a bottle opener.....top off bottle  and bingo beer is open ready to go...no effort at all...

Smiley Smiley


bottoms up!
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Reply #4 - May 17th, 2019 at 8:15pm
 
This Forum is a gas!  Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #5 - May 17th, 2019 at 8:24pm
 
You're an Aussie if you've got a pair of going-out thongs.
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Reply #6 - May 18th, 2019 at 9:23pm
 
Yes I have 3 pairs of thongs.

1 yard pair....double pluggers

1 pair of XXXX Gold promotional novelty cheapies.

1 pair of new/ clean Sunday come to Meeting double pluggers.

Look out Imelda.  Cheesy
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Reply #7 - Jun 14th, 2019 at 6:54pm
 
You're filthy rich and don't have to work like your convict ancestors anymore, for the British.
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Reply #8 - Jun 14th, 2019 at 7:03pm
 
Gnads wrote on May 18th, 2019 at 9:23pm:
Yes I have 3 pairs of thongs.

1 yard pair....double pluggers

1 pair of XXXX Gold promotional novelty cheapies.

1 pair of new/ clean Sunday come to Meeting double pluggers.

Look out Imelda.  Cheesy

I also have various thongs, double pluggers for out the back gardening, another set with a harder sole for the shed, a nice comfy pair I use as slippers and some cheapies for the front yard, I don't use my going out thongs much.
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