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Tiger Woods wins the 2019 Masters
Apr 15th, 2019 at 1:16pm
 
Tiger Woods is not becoming extinct. He now has 15 majors, 3 behind Nicklaus.
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Reply #1 - Apr 15th, 2019 at 1:18pm
 
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Reply #2 - Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:12pm
 
He's played so many holes!  Wink
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Reply #3 - Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:18pm
 
Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:12pm:
He's played so many holes!  Wink


His game went off the rails when he stopped banging hookers.

There's a lesson for young players.
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Reply #4 - Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:41pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:18pm:
Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:12pm:
He's played so many holes!  Wink


His game went off the rails when he stopped banging hookers.

There's a lesson for young players.


Same with Trump.

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Reply #5 - Apr 15th, 2019 at 11:50pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:18pm:
Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:12pm:
He's played so many holes!  Wink


His game went off the rails when he stopped banging hookers.

There's a lesson for young players.


That's because he played the Alpha Male and it showed in his Golf. A wife and mistresses galore!
But he wasn't all that Alpha at all, when his Wife found out and he was man enough only, to keep it a secret.

Back in the day or Yor and Crom. Real Men made it blatantly clear to their wives, that they not only had other wives, but they had mistresses and concubines too.

Tiger was a weener and won his 15th title upon a sympathy vote. His 'prison' sentence finally over... what was it - 15 years long?  Huh

Tiger only won the way he won back then, because he had over 50 people behind him making sure he won. They fed him pussy and he fed them money. Roll Eyes

Such is the Game of Golf.  Tongue
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Reply #6 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 3:26pm
 
And that is how he makes his comeback.
I heard that a guy won 1.2m after placing his bet on Tiger Woods.
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Reply #7 - Apr 17th, 2019 at 4:57pm
 
Jasin wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 11:50pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:18pm:
Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:12pm:
He's played so many holes!  Wink


His game went off the rails when he stopped banging hookers.

There's a lesson for young players.


That's because he played the Alpha Male and it showed in his Golf. A wife and mistresses galore!
But he wasn't all that Alpha at all, when his Wife found out and he was man enough only, to keep it a secret.

Back in the day or Yor and Crom. Real Men made it blatantly clear to their wives, that they not only had other wives, but they had mistresses and concubines too.

Tiger was a weener and won his 15th title upon a sympathy vote. His 'prison' sentence finally over... what was it - 15 years long?  Huh

Tiger only won the way he won back then, because he had over 50 people behind him making sure he won. They fed him pussy and he fed them money. Roll Eyes

Such is the Game of Golf.  Tongue


JaSin, your granny exploitation won't cut the mustard in the game of life.
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Reply #8 - Apr 20th, 2019 at 7:43am
 
Little Johny is sitting in class on friday afternoon desperate to go home early. To his surprise the teacher pipes up and says "the students who can tell me who said the following can go home early"..
Johny picked himself up in his seat ready to take on the class.

Okay students,  first one. 
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
Elizabeth throws her arm up.
Yes Elizabeth, says the teacher.
That was Niel Armstrong taking his first steps on the moon miss.
Good one Elizabeth, you may leave.

Johny felt a little disapointed with himself cause he knew the answer and is now realising he has to be on the ball to beat the girls.

Second one
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"
Katherines hand is in the air before the teacher can finish.
Yes Kath said the teacher.
That was JFK in one of his famous speeches miss.
Good work Kath, you may leave.

Now Johny is really pissed,  so pissed in fact he says out loud "I wish these fkkkken women would shut their bloody mouths".
The teacher immediately spun around in disgust "Who said that" she asked.
Johny threw his hand in the air and said "Tiger Woods miss, I'll see ya monday"
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Reply #9 - Apr 24th, 2019 at 12:55am
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:41pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:18pm:
Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 15th, 2019 at 3:12pm:
He's played so many holes!  Wink


His game went off the rails when he stopped banging hookers.

There's a lesson for young players.


Same with Trump.

http://theoklahomaeagle.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/trumphooker.jpg


Trump's rap stage name is "Two-pumps".
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Reply #10 - Apr 24th, 2019 at 10:07am
 
How bad must the relationship have been for Tiger to have had to cheat on someone like Elin?
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