There are no jokes in Islam...
Not to mention the enormous boost for community relations with the Musulmans.
Paedophile Rochdale grooming gang member, 51, who got a 13-year-old girl pregnant argues he shouldn't be deported to Pakistan because his son needs a role model
Adil Khan and Qari Abdul Rauf have been told they will be deported to Pakistan
Since release from jail in 2016 they have fought a legal battle to remain in the UK
Father-of-five Khan says he must be a 'father figure' to teach 'right from wrong'Since release from jail on licence in 2016, they have fought a long legal battle against deportation - mounting multiple legal challenges and appeals - spanning several years on the grounds that deportation would interfere with their human rights.
But now both Khan and Rauf will finally hear if they can remain in the UK after a date for their deportation case was set for later this year.
Khan appeared at a final deportation hearing on Wednesday to argue he should not be deported, where Judge Charlotte Welsh asked him how his son might be affected if he was deported from the UK.
Khan,
speaking through a Miripuri interpreter, replied: 'As you know, the father figure is very important in every culture in the world, to be a role model for the child, to tell him or her right from wrong.'
Meanwhile, the mastermind is off the deportation hook:
Revealed: Ringleader of Rochdale grooming gang WON'T be deported to Pakistan because of loophole that let him RENOUNCE citizenship of his native country just five days before key hearing
A ringleader of the notorious Rochdale grooming gang known as 'The Master' by his fellow abusers has won his battle against deportation to his native Pakistan
The taxi driver, 51, was convicted of trafficking and conspiracy to engage in sexual activity with a child and jailed for nine years in 2012
Whistleblower Maggie Oliver, who resigned as a detective over failings in how police handled grooming cases in Rochdale, said victims would be horrified
Hanging's too good for 'em.