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Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm
 
Linguist and theologian Mark Durie has written a brilliant new book: The Qu'ran and its Biblical Reflexes. 

No, he concludes: the Koran was almost certainly not written when, where and how Muslims traditionally believe. Its Arab dialect, its geographical and historical references and carbon dating of its earliest copies suggest it was created earlier in an area closer the abandonned city of Petra than at Mecca or Medina.

In fact, the Koran does not even mention the creation of Muhammed, long worshipped as the Prophet, or actually the "Messenger", who dictated it to his followers. Indeed, the Koran names Muhammed just four times, and the reference may just be a title: "Praised One".

What's more, the very earliest copies of the Koran do not mention Mohammed at all.

In any case, concludes Durie, the Koran is inconsistent with the biographies given of Muhammed in the sacred Hadith, or sayings of the Prophet, the first of which was not written until 150 years after his death.

Durie also dismantles the popular claim of apologists that Muslims and Christians just worship the same God, given that the Koran, too, mentions God, Moses, Abraham, Noah, Lot, Heaven, Hell, Satan and even Jesus - although this Jesus is not God's son, and his mother is the sister of Moses.

Durie shows that while some of the characters of the Christian Bible have been borrowed, the Christian theology has not. Even the meanings of some of the most important of the borrowed words has been changed, so that Messiah in the Koran has come to be interpreted by some Muslim theologians as meaning simply that Christ had flat feet. (Durie quotes a former Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia on this point.)

The God in the Koran turns out be very much a creation of Arab society at the time - a God who shows compassion rather than love, and who orders rather than makes deals or a "covenant" with his people. Durie notes that Allah considers humans as "slaves".

Crucially, midway through the Koran, the "Messenger" - with his followers getting impatient with waiting for Allah to punish their enemies - hears Allah change his message. Once Allah had urged tolerance, but now he tells the Messenger that Muslims may be instruments of his justice on earth. They may kill unbelievers for him - in commands that haunt the modern world. No longer need they leave future punishment of unbelievers to their God.

Durie's book is meticulously researched and footnoted, and been praised already by scholars in Australia and abroad.

HERE is my all-to-brief Sky News interview with Mark Durie.

And here are some excerpts from Durie's book:

Even the barest outline of the life of Muḥammad — that is, that someone called Muḥammad was the Messenger figure in the Qur'an, which was sent down to him first in Mecca and then Medina — is difficult to reconcile with contemporary historical sources and the Qur'an’s own internal evidence.

The Qur'an itself has scant information on Muḥammad, only mentioning him by name (written as m-ḥ-m-d) four times (Q3:144; Q33:40; Q47:2; Q48:29), but this word could also be an epithet meaning “praised one.”...

The name Muḥammad is also mentioned surprisingly rarely in contemporary non-Muslim sources until well into the second Islamic century, and when Muḥammad first appears, it is not in reference to a religious leader....

There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad. It is also striking that recurring place names in the Qur'an, Thamūd, Madyan (Midian), and Ād, all refer to localities well to the north of Mecca and Medina. Another issue is the observation in Q37:137–38 that the Qur'an’s audience can pass by the remains of Lūṭ’s [Lot's] people in the morning and by night. The Biblical account of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah is associated with the region around the Dead Sea... The Qur'an again implies its audience was closer to the Dead Sea than to northern Arabia when it says “the people of Lūṭ are not far from you” (Q11:89)...

Another type of evidence which points away from Mecca to the Southern Levant is the dialect in which the consonantal skeleton or rasm of the Qur'an was recorded.... This implies that the Qur'an was originally recited in the Arabic of settled areas in the Southern Levant...

Muḥammad was active as a messenger from 570 to 632 CE, and the text of the Qur'an was reportedly standardized under Uthman between 650 and 655 CE. If the Islamic account of the standardization of the Qurʾa ̄ n were true, we should expect extant manuscripts to date from no earlier than 650 CE…

In the Great Mosque of Ṣanʿa ̄ ʾ in Yemen, a cache of manuscripts was found behind a wall during renovations in 1972... Two leaves dated from 543–643 CE, one from 433–599 CE, one from 603–662 CE, and one from 388–535 CE... All these dates are too early to accord with the traditional account of Muḥammad’s life, who was reported to have commenced receiving Qur'anic revelations in 610 CE... Folios of the manuscript 1. or. fol. 4313, of the Berlin State Library, has been dated to 606–652 CE...

These dates are startling... Multiple instances carbon dating results cannot be reconciled with the dating of the life of Muḥammad, let alone the Uthmanic recension: the outer limit of some dates finish even before Muḥammad’s prophecies commenced.
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Reply #1 - Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:59pm
 
Judaism + Christianity = Same Book, Different Story
Christianity + Mohommedism = Different Book, Same Story

Judaism (The Father)= a Middle-Eastern Book of empower 'individualism' upon the 'city' theme of Asia and being empowered by 'wealth' over all the tiny little mass producing yellow people of Asia. Jews claim a 'blood-link' to Bantu Africans.

Mohommedism (The Son) = a Middle-Eastern Book of empowering 'mass production' uupon the 'land' theme of Africa and being empowered by 'breeding' under the tall token black man of Africa. Moslems claim a 'blood-link' to Hu Asians.

Christianity (The Holy Ghost) = a Middle-Eastern Book empowering Europeans to become a double-helix, of which Western and Eastern Europe embrace the most over Southern and Northern Europe, to go and 'find' their true Middle-Eastern expression. The early Crusades, etc - were an attempt to find 'God' in the Middle-East... but it always failed. So then, where were they to find 'God'? Judaism and Mohommedism had their justifications via Asia & Africa.

...well, the rest is history  Wink

Don't get caught with the fine print of Religions. Most are just leaves that fall away each season anyway. The 'trunk' of the Tree is what matters and stays true through the ages.
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Reply #2 - Feb 3rd, 2019 at 7:53pm
 
Jasin wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:59pm:
Judaism + Christianity = Same Book, Different Story
Christianity + Mohommedism = Different Book, Same Story


BS. That's just being mentally lazy.

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Reply #3 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:58am
 
Now lets see if Frank's et al assurance that nobody could possible write such a piece without being killed or needing to go into hiding - is actually true.
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Reply #4 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:05am
 
Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 7:53pm:
Jasin wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:59pm:
Judaism + Christianity = Same Book, Different Story
Christianity + Mohommedism = Different Book, Same Story


BS. That's just being mentally lazy.



Shurely shome mishtake. Muhammedism directly claims to be of the same book. Its purpose is to do away with the trinity, which Mohammed saw as pagan. Its purpose is to go directly to God. It holds its genesis in Abraham.

It follows essentially the same rules as Orthodox Judaism, with the addition of one: no alcohol. It has the same apocalyptic message as Christianity, including the second coming and final reckoning.

Hebrew and Arabic even share the same linguistic roots. Jews and Arabs can understand each other's language.

Judaism and Christianity are Middle Eastern religions. The only aspect of Christianity that's European is the idea of the trinity and the deification of Christ - essentially a Roman idea adopted by Paul.

As a book, the Quran predates Western genres. It's neither "history" or "self-help" manual. It blends two subjects: Muhammed's struggle to bring warring tribes together on the Arabian peninsular and being human and having a relationship with God. It positions this struggle as an inner battle with your personal demons. In Islam, happiness is when you give this struggle to God. The act of submitting is an act of acceptance. The act of jihad is one of fighting inner obstacles: greed, sloth, envy, etc. Like Christianity, this struggle can be aimed outwards to achieve social justice.

Like the Torah, the Quran has been enshrined as a holy text to be memorised and recited. But it is, essentially, just a book. Any merit it produces is reflected in the behaviour of its readers. The aim of the Quran is to foster humble, resilient and meditative qualities in people.

Religious Muslims respect these qualities. I've known Muslims to respect and praise other people's spirituality. Wise and reflective people are highly valued by Muslims. Islam propagates a mystic sensibility. All the rules are aimed at that.

If Muslims value what you call the performative over and above the objective, I'd say they've got it wrong. Cat Stevens made a similar observation when he decided to go back to music. He realised he'd been too inflexible. He realised he had been given the gift of music and it's important to use this.

The God of the Mohammedan is the same as that of the Jew or Christian, and its book follows the same textual lineage.
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Reply #5 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am
 
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?
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Reply #6 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 5:59pm
 
Jasin wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:59pm:

Judaism + Christianity = Same Book, Different Story

Christianity + Mohommedism = Different Book, Same Story



BS.

That's just being mentally lazy.     [plagiarised by Yadda]




Conflating Christianity and ISLAM,     is giving a moral equivalency and a theological equivalency to Christianity and ISLAM.
.....[and, it is what moslems continually do on the WWW]

And it is a crock, imo.






JaSin = = ANOTHER APOLOGIST FOR ISLAM




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Jasin wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:59pm:

Judaism + Christianity = Same Book, Different Story

Christianity + Mohommedism = Different Book, Same Story



JaSin bot,

FYI, the content of many of your posts consistently fail the Turing Test.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test


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Reply #7 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 7:35pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.



Muslim slant, projecting regard for the Koran onto others.  Nonsense.

As is the idea of Islam, Judaism and Christianity being about the same god. They most obviously are about different gods, or a god radically differently perceived and related to. (you can't relate to Allah, to start with).

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Reply #8 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 7:40pm
 
Frank  wrote: 1st. post
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Crucially, midway through the Koran, the "Messenger" - with his followers getting impatient with waiting for Allah to punish their enemies - hears Allah change his message. Once Allah had urged tolerance, but now he tells the Messenger that Muslims may be instruments of his justice on earth. They may kill unbelievers for him - in commands that haunt the modern world. No longer need they leave future punishment of unbelievers to their God.


That's it in a nutshell, the qur'an becomes a book of pure hatred of non-believers the apostates and corrupters. The qur'an then decided that rape, thieving, lying, torture and mass murder were all perfectly O.K. for muslims to use against said non-believers apostates and corrupters.

karnalwrote Reply #4:
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The God of the Mohammedan is the same as that of the Jew or Christian,

Its purpose is to go directly to God.

being human and having a relationship with God

happiness is when you give this struggle to God


I love seeing the apologists and *moderates* all hiding from the *there is  no god but allah* , they all shy away from using his name in their posts, why is that, what are they trying to hide??


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Islam propagates a mystic sensibility


Like flying donkeys, not praying when the sun is too close to satan, satan farts so he can't hear the call to prayers, men sitting down to take a leak, playing with their old fella after having said leak, trees and rocks can talk, clean the devil out of their left nostril, Cut clitorises out of little girls, Rape little girls with their forced child marriage, Stop themselves from laughing too much, Dip flies in their drink because one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease, etc. etc. etc..

Mystic sensibility in islam?
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Reply #9 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?
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Reply #10 - Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:45pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?



He would know because he is literate - unlike Mohammed and many of his sons and daughters.




Early history

The early history of Mecca is still largely disputed, as there are no unambiguous references to it in ancient literature prior to the rise of Islam.[31] The Roman Empire took control of part of the Hejaz in 106 CE,[32] ruling cities such as Hegra (now known as Mada'in Saleh), located to the north of Mecca. Even though detailed descriptions were established of Western Arabia by Rome, such as by Procopius, there are no references of a pilgrimage and trading outpost such as Mecca.[33] The first direct mention of Mecca in external literature occurs in 741 CE, in the Byzantine-Arab Chronicle, though here the author places it in Mesopotamia rather than the Hejaz.[33]

Given the inhospitable environment[34] and lack of historical references in Roman, Persian and Indian sources, historians including Patricia Crone and Tom Holland have cast doubt on the claim that Mecca was a major historical trading outpost.

33.Holland, Tom; In the Shadow of the Sword; Little, Brown; 2012; p. 303: ‘Otherwise, in all the vast corpus of ancient literature, there is not a single reference to Mecca – not one’

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Even the few cameltrains that still plodded northwards from Himyar, heading for a Roman market that had long since lost its appetite for incense, went by a road that bypassed Mecca altogether. 11 A merchant from Alexandria might cheerfully discourse about the trading opportunities in entrepôts as far afield as India, and never even so much as allude to Mecca—on his doorstep though it effectively was.
In gazetteers written by Muhammad’s contemporaries—whether diplomats, geographers or historians— mentions of it are notable by their glaring absence.
Even in the Qur’an itself, the word appears just once. “In the belly of Mecca, it was God who held their hands back from you” 14—an allusion that might as well be to a valley as to a city. Otherwise, in all the vast corpus of ancient literature, there is not a single reference to Mecca—not one.
Only in 741, more than a hundred years after the Prophet’s death, does it finally crop up on the pages of a foreign text—and even then the author locates it in Mesopotamia, “midway between Ur and Harran.”
Clearly, then, whatever else Mecca might have been in the early seventh century, it was no multicultural boom-town.
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Reply #11 - Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm
 
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?
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Reply #12 - Feb 5th, 2019 at 5:44pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?



Ah, the old hyperbole to re-position yourself facing an opponent you'd prefer, rather than an opponent you actually face. Old trick, try something better. A meshuggeneh is not a beast.  A meshuggeneh is an idiot, like Bwian or gweggy or PB and, well, you.

As for "What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies." - how about the dichotomy of the shahada itself? How much more dumbed down yes/no can you BE????





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Reply #13 - Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:21pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?


I assumed it was the bit about Islam being invented before Muhammad was supposedly born that you were referring to as supporting your argument.
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Reply #14 - Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:35pm
 
Frank wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 5:44pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?



Ah, the old hyperbole to re-position yourself facing an opponent you'd prefer, rather than an opponent you actually face. Old trick, try something better. A meshuggeneh is not a beast.  A meshuggeneh is an idiot, like Bwian or gweggy or PB and, well, you.

As for "What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies." - how about the dichotomy of the shahada itself? How much more dumbed down yes/no can you BE????







Oh, about as dumb as Mark's admonition that "anyone who believes and is baptised will be saved", old boy.

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Reply #15 - Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:37pm
 
freediver wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:21pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?


I assumed it was the bit about Islam being invented before Muhammad was supposedly born that you were referring to as supporting your argument.


You mean the belief in one God, no?

As Falah was fond of pointing out, that's a Moslem.

Cunning, no?
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Reply #16 - Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:38pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:35pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 5:44pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?



Ah, the old hyperbole to re-position yourself facing an opponent you'd prefer, rather than an opponent you actually face. Old trick, try something better. A meshuggeneh is not a beast.  A meshuggeneh is an idiot, like Bwian or gweggy or PB and, well, you.

As for "What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies." - how about the dichotomy of the shahada itself? How much more dumbed down yes/no can you BE????







Oh, about as dumb as Mark's admonition that "anyone who believes and is baptised will be saved", old boy.

You?

Thank you, dickhead, for demonstrating your stupidity.


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Reply #17 - Feb 5th, 2019 at 8:27pm
 
Frank wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:38pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:35pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 5:44pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?



Ah, the old hyperbole to re-position yourself facing an opponent you'd prefer, rather than an opponent you actually face. Old trick, try something better. A meshuggeneh is not a beast.  A meshuggeneh is an idiot, like Bwian or gweggy or PB and, well, you.

As for "What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies." - how about the dichotomy of the shahada itself? How much more dumbed down yes/no can you BE????







Oh, about as dumb as Mark's admonition that "anyone who believes and is baptised will be saved", old boy.

You?

Thank you, dickhead, for demonstrating your stupidity.




No no, you've been asked if you've been saved.

Yes, old boy, a simple yes or no will suffice.
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Reply #18 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:16am
 
freediver wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:21pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?


I assumed it was the bit about Islam being invented before Muhammad was supposedly born that you were referring to as supporting your argument.


Well you assumed wrong. Pointing out that the Quran doesn't make a big deal of Muhammad the person supports my argument. And why didn't you just ask that - instead of being as vague and cryptic as you possibly could?
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Reply #19 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:20am
 
Frank wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 5:44pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?



Ah, the old hyperbole to re-position yourself facing an opponent you'd prefer, rather than an opponent you actually face. Old trick, try something better. A meshuggeneh is not a beast.  A meshuggeneh is an idiot, like Bwian or gweggy or PB and, well, you.

As for "What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies." - how about the dichotomy of the shahada itself? How much more dumbed down yes/no can you BE????


Hyperbole is describing as an "idiot" someone who proved himself to be remarkably adept and successful in (in your terms) conquering virtually the entire Arabian peninsular, not to mention the most powerful and wealthy city in the region.
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Reply #20 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 7:12pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:16am:
freediver wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:21pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?


I assumed it was the bit about Islam being invented before Muhammad was supposedly born that you were referring to as supporting your argument.


Well you assumed wrong. Pointing out that the Quran doesn't make a big deal of Muhammad the person supports my argument. And why didn't you just ask that - instead of being as vague and cryptic as you possibly could?


You mean other than describing him as the best example for all mankind?
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Reply #21 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 7:57pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:20am:
Hyperbole is describing as an "idiot" someone who proved himself to be remarkably adept and successful in (in your terms) conquering virtually the entire Arabian peninsular, not to mention the most powerful and wealthy city in the region.



Gandalf,
only one man was the true Messiah.
It wasn't Mohammad.
Guess who?

( he's mentioned many times in your book.)
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Reply #22 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:12pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:20am:
Frank wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 5:44pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?



Ah, the old hyperbole to re-position yourself facing an opponent you'd prefer, rather than an opponent you actually face. Old trick, try something better. A meshuggeneh is not a beast.  A meshuggeneh is an idiot, like Bwian or gweggy or PB and, well, you.

As for "What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies." - how about the dichotomy of the shahada itself? How much more dumbed down yes/no can you BE????


Hyperbole is describing as an "idiot" someone who proved himself to be remarkably adept and successful in (in your terms) conquering virtually the entire Arabian peninsular, not to mention the most powerful and wealthy city in the region.



Offer enough loot in this world and the next and all the cut-throats, desperados and brutes will serve you. History of Islam in a nutshell, really, up to this very day and centuries to come.

The meshuggeneh label is a reference to his ethics, theology, philosophy, view of the world and his place in it. Alexander the Great, Scipio Africanus and Julius Caesar were amazing generals but they weren't stupid enough (because they were literate) to claim to be god's final messengers and that their utterances formed, or were from, an eternal, unchangeable book predating all creation but finally brought to men through their lips. You must be illiterate to think this, to say this, to believe this, to make it the centre-piece of your ethical life and compass to action. It's dam madness, told by an idiot, believed by idiots!!!

Only a meshuggeneh, an idiot like Mohammed would make such a claim. And only other idiots, the sons of Mohammed, would credit such a claim.

Conquering is no affirmation of theological, ethical genius. Don't try it on. (what kind of a sly, dishonest and stupid attempt was that, anyway? Have you no self-respect?)





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Reply #23 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:22pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
No no, you've been asked if you've been saved.

Yes, old boy, a simple yes or no will suffice.

Despite yourself, you bring us to an interesting and crucial distinction between Islam and Christianity (and Judaism to some extent)

What is the meaning of baptism (and thereby being saved) and what is the meaning of the shahada?   What are the ethical thresholds, the demands on one's free will, covenants with god and all the rest.  How can the baptised still end up in hell or purgatory - or how have these places of repentance been abolished? What's the Mohammedan hell like? How inherits it?


Tell us, Paki, since you asked the opening question to these dilemmas.





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Reply #24 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:30pm
 
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:22pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
No no, you've been asked if you've been saved.

Yes, old boy, a simple yes or no will suffice.

Despite yourself, you bring us to an interesting and crucial distinction between Islam and Christianity (and Judaism to some extent)

What is the meaning of baptism (and thereby being saved) and what is the meaning of the shahada?   What are the ethical thresholds, the demands on one's free will, covenants with god and all the rest.  How can the baptised still end up in hell or purgatory - or how have these places of repentance been abolished? What's the Mohammedan hell like? How inherits it?


Tell us, Paki, since you asked the opening question to these dilemmas.



Here's how to properly evade, FD.

I mean this. If you can evade as well as the old boy above, you might get nominated for Best Creative in the 2019 Jellyfish Awards.
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Reply #25 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:48pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:30pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:22pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
No no, you've been asked if you've been saved.

Yes, old boy, a simple yes or no will suffice.

Despite yourself, you bring us to an interesting and crucial distinction between Islam and Christianity (and Judaism to some extent)

What is the meaning of baptism (and thereby being saved) and what is the meaning of the shahada?   What are the ethical thresholds, the demands on one's free will, covenants with god and all the rest.  How can the baptised still end up in hell or purgatory - or how have these places of repentance been abolished? What's the Mohammedan hell like? How inherits it?


Tell us, Paki, since you asked the opening question to these dilemmas.



Here's how to properly evade, FD.

I mean this. If you can evade as well as the old boy above, you might get nominated for Best Creative in the 2019 Jellyfish Awards.

In other words - if a Paki bastardiono asks an idiotic question, this is how you set him on the right path to the truth he is blindly, in the darkness of his mind, groping for.,

You nudge the poor stupid bastard towards the light. He won't thank you, he will think it a trick but nudging him towards the light you must.

White man's burden but we must  carry it it gracefully.


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Reply #26 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:51pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:16am:
freediver wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 7:21pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?


I assumed it was the bit about Islam being invented before Muhammad was supposedly born that you were referring to as supporting your argument.


Well you assumed wrong. Pointing out that the Quran doesn't make a big deal of Muhammad the person supports my argument. And why didn't you just ask that - instead of being as vague and cryptic as you possibly could?


We'll ask this as a multiple choice, G. The Quran doesn't make a big deal out of Moh the person and FD is being as vague and cryptic as he possibly could, because:

A. FD doesn't know what you're talking about.
B. FD freezes when you raise the subject of religion.
C. FD doesn't answer questions about history unless you have a really simple explanation from Wikipedia AND FD agrees with the terms and conditions AND you're prepared to spend 6 months restating your answer.
D. FD doesn't have to say. What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
E. FD no speaka da English.
F. A simple yes or no will suffice.
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Reply #27 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:59pm
 
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:48pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:30pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:22pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
No no, you've been asked if you've been saved.

Yes, old boy, a simple yes or no will suffice.

Despite yourself, you bring us to an interesting and crucial distinction between Islam and Christianity (and Judaism to some extent)

What is the meaning of baptism (and thereby being saved) and what is the meaning of the shahada?   What are the ethical thresholds, the demands on one's free will, covenants with god and all the rest.  How can the baptised still end up in hell or purgatory - or how have these places of repentance been abolished? What's the Mohammedan hell like? How inherits it?


Tell us, Paki, since you asked the opening question to these dilemmas.



Here's how to properly evade, FD.

I mean this. If you can evade as well as the old boy above, you might get nominated for Best Creative in the 2019 Jellyfish Awards.

In other words - if a Paki bastardiono asks an idiotic question, this is how you set him on the right path to the truth he is blindly, in the darkness of his mind, groping for.,

You nudge the poor stupid bastard towards the light. He won't thank you, he will think it a trick but nudging him towards the light you must.

White man's burden but we must  carry it it gracefully.




Exactlemente. Of course we've all tried putting it into Danish for you, old boy, but we'd prefer you to assimilate. Go on, give it a go.

This is for your own sake, dear. Believe me, it hurts us more than it hurts you.
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Reply #28 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:14pm
 
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:59pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:48pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:30pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:22pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
No no, you've been asked if you've been saved.

Yes, old boy, a simple yes or no will suffice.

Despite yourself, you bring us to an interesting and crucial distinction between Islam and Christianity (and Judaism to some extent)

What is the meaning of baptism (and thereby being saved) and what is the meaning of the shahada?   What are the ethical thresholds, the demands on one's free will, covenants with god and all the rest.  How can the baptised still end up in hell or purgatory - or how have these places of repentance been abolished? What's the Mohammedan hell like? How inherits it?


Tell us, Paki, since you asked the opening question to these dilemmas.



Here's how to properly evade, FD.

I mean this. If you can evade as well as the old boy above, you might get nominated for Best Creative in the 2019 Jellyfish Awards.

In other words - if a Paki bastardiono asks an idiotic question, this is how you set him on the right path to the truth he is blindly, in the darkness of his mind, groping for.,

You nudge the poor stupid bastard towards the light. He won't thank you, he will think it a trick but nudging him towards the light you must.

White man's burden but we must  carry it it gracefully.




Exactlemente.

Bwian loves you. You are a Paki after his heart.

He'll ten rupee give ya.




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Reply #29 - Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:53pm
 
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:14pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:59pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:48pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:30pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:22pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 8:27pm:
No no, you've been asked if you've been saved.

Yes, old boy, a simple yes or no will suffice.

Despite yourself, you bring us to an interesting and crucial distinction between Islam and Christianity (and Judaism to some extent)

What is the meaning of baptism (and thereby being saved) and what is the meaning of the shahada?   What are the ethical thresholds, the demands on one's free will, covenants with god and all the rest.  How can the baptised still end up in hell or purgatory - or how have these places of repentance been abolished? What's the Mohammedan hell like? How inherits it?


Tell us, Paki, since you asked the opening question to these dilemmas.



Here's how to properly evade, FD.

I mean this. If you can evade as well as the old boy above, you might get nominated for Best Creative in the 2019 Jellyfish Awards.

In other words - if a Paki bastardiono asks an idiotic question, this is how you set him on the right path to the truth he is blindly, in the darkness of his mind, groping for.,

You nudge the poor stupid bastard towards the light. He won't thank you, he will think it a trick but nudging him towards the light you must.

White man's burden but we must  carry it it gracefully.




Exactlemente.

Bwian loves you. You are a Paki after his heart.

He'll ten rupee give ya.



We all love Bwian, dear boy.

You haven't ignored a post of his in 3 years - at least.
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Reply #30 - Feb 7th, 2019 at 9:16am
 
Frank wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 9:12pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:20am:
Frank wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 5:44pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 5th, 2019 at 2:38pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 9:08pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 4th, 2019 at 10:13am:
If anything this just supports my argument that the cult of Muhammad as reinforced in the Ahadith, is a later invention and not part of the original (and true) message of Islam. As opposed to what he seems to be suggesting - that the ahadith somehow disprove the Quran.

Also, the author is an anglican pastor, and clearly his argument is shaped (tainted?) by his belief in the unfalliblity of the bible.

Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2019 at 6:18pm:
There is no physical evidence that Mecca existed at the time of Muḥammad.


Interesting... but then how would he know? Its not like the Saudi authorities allow any archaeological excavations there do they?


Is there anything in the OP you disagree with Gandalf, other than the author not getting his head chopped off?


What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies. Can't I just make my own observations which can be taken or leaven on their own merits?

Obviously it should go without saying that I disagree with the whole premise of Islam being invented long before the purported life of Muhammad in Petra, and that Muhammad probably didn't exist - but I deliberately didn't want to get into all that.

You obviously don't agree with it either - how on earth could you continue your anti-Islam jihad if you couldn't demonize Muhammad as the beast who invented evil personified - aka Islam?



Ah, the old hyperbole to re-position yourself facing an opponent you'd prefer, rather than an opponent you actually face. Old trick, try something better. A meshuggeneh is not a beast.  A meshuggeneh is an idiot, like Bwian or gweggy or PB and, well, you.

As for "What is it with you and dumbing everything down to such simplistic 'yes/no' dichotomies." - how about the dichotomy of the shahada itself? How much more dumbed down yes/no can you BE????


Hyperbole is describing as an "idiot" someone who proved himself to be remarkably adept and successful in (in your terms) conquering virtually the entire Arabian peninsular, not to mention the most powerful and wealthy city in the region.



Offer enough loot in this world and the next and all the cut-throats, desperados and brutes will serve you. History of Islam in a nutshell, really, up to this very day and centuries to come.

The meshuggeneh label is a reference to his ethics, theology, philosophy, view of the world and his place in it. Alexander the Great, Scipio Africanus and Julius Caesar were amazing generals but they weren't stupid enough (because they were literate) to claim to be god's final messengers and that their utterances formed, or were from, an eternal, unchangeable book predating all creation but finally brought to men through their lips. You must be illiterate to think this, to say this, to believe this, to make it the centre-piece of your ethical life and compass to action. It's dam madness, told by an idiot, believed by idiots!!!

Only a meshuggeneh, an idiot like Mohammed would make such a claim. And only other idiots, the sons of Mohammed, would credit such a claim.

Conquering is no affirmation of theological, ethical genius. Don't try it on. (what kind of a sly, dishonest and stupid attempt was that, anyway? Have you no self-respect?)


luring an army and a following large enough to conquer umpteen number of autonomous tribes as well as major mercantile hubs in the entire arabian peninsular requires some degree of political and diplomatic nous, in fact a large degree, I would suggest.

Last I checked, the civilization that was spawned by this "stupid" claim to prophethood has endured continuously for over 1000 years until this day, and today spans about 2/5ths of the world's population. Granted, we are all inbred retards who play with our dicks after squatting to pee... but still. Where are the empires of the "great" Caeasar, Africanus and Alexander now? Oh thats right, consigned to the dustbin of history.
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So Islamic "civilisation" survived, but non-Muslim empires died.

What distinction are you trying to make here Gandalf?
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Has the paganism spread by either Alexander or Scipio Africanus survived to this day FD - or have they been consigned to the dustbin of history? How would you rate the comparitive lasting legacy between Alexander or Africanus' conquests and Muhammad's?
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Has the paganism spread by either Alexander or Scipio Africanus survived to this day FD - or have they been consigned to the dustbin of history? How would you rate the comparitive lasting legacy between Alexander or Africanus' conquests and Muhammad's?


I think Greece, Rome (not Caesar) and Carthage left a lasting legacy. Most of the others were just empires that came and went. You are obviously correct about the religious legacy of Muhammad's empire, given that it was an evil religious/military state. But if you look at the footprint of the Caliphate on the modern world, it is either stagnation and backwardness, or the removal of the religious legacy.

Why did you compare apples and oranges - the "civilisation" of Islam vs the survival of the actual empire for the rest?
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I think Greece, Rome (not Caesar) and Carthage left a lasting legacy.


Whereas both Islam and Muhammad left a lasting legacy.
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freediver wrote on Feb 7th, 2019 at 7:23pm:
I think Greece, Rome (not Caesar) and Carthage left a lasting legacy.


Whereas both Islam and Muhammad left a lasting legacy.


How is it possible for a religion to leave a legacy without causing anything?

What relevance does the fact that the actual empires themselves disappeared have?
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freediver wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 12:40pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 8:01am:
freediver wrote on Feb 7th, 2019 at 7:23pm:
I think Greece, Rome (not Caesar) and Carthage left a lasting legacy.


Whereas both Islam and Muhammad left a lasting legacy.


How is it possible for a religion to leave a legacy without causing anything?

What relevance does the fact that the actual empires themselves disappeared have?


Last time I looked Roman paganism isn't a "thing" in the world any more.

Islam, on the other hand...
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Bobby. wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 7:57pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:20am:
Hyperbole is describing as an "idiot" someone who proved himself to be remarkably adept and successful in (in your terms) conquering virtually the entire Arabian peninsular, not to mention the most powerful and wealthy city in the region.



Gandalf,
only one man was the true Messiah.
It wasn't Mohammad.
Guess who?

( he's mentioned many times in your book.)



dear Gandalf,
why do you always ignore my posts?
You seem to only want to talk to FD.
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there are many idiots here telling tales about Islam Roll Eyes
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John Smith wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 4:25pm:
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there are many idiots here telling tales about Islam Roll Eyes

Thank you, Bwian. That may pass as wit in Perth and Calabrian  villages and... er... that's  it.
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Reply #40 - Feb 8th, 2019 at 7:31pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 2:15pm:
freediver wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 12:40pm:
polite_gandalf wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 8:01am:
freediver wrote on Feb 7th, 2019 at 7:23pm:
I think Greece, Rome (not Caesar) and Carthage left a lasting legacy.


Whereas both Islam and Muhammad left a lasting legacy.


How is it possible for a religion to leave a legacy without causing anything?

What relevance does the fact that the actual empires themselves disappeared have?


Last time I looked Roman paganism isn't a "thing" in the world any more.

Islam, on the other hand...


So the only legacy of Islam is Islam?
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We all love Bwian, dear boy.

You haven't ignored a post of his in 3 years - at least.

Who could??

The stupidity engulfs you the moment you log in.  Like your idiocy.

There is no avoiding you stupids.


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Frank wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 7:45pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:53pm:
We all love Bwian, dear boy.

You haven't ignored a post of his in 3 years - at least.

Who could??

The stupidity engulfs you the moment you log in.  Like your idiocy.

There is no avoiding you stupids.




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Bobby. wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 7:54pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 7:45pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:53pm:
We all love Bwian, dear boy.

You haven't ignored a post of his in 3 years - at least.

Who could??

The stupidity engulfs you the moment you log in.  Like your idiocy.

There is no avoiding you stupids.




Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam and could kick your arse.


Now now, Bobby, I've done no such thing.

Fcked his arse. The old boy loves playing Jack-be-nimble, I'm only trying to help.
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Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 8:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 7:54pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 7:45pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:53pm:
We all love Bwian, dear boy.

You haven't ignored a post of his in 3 years - at least.

Who could??

The stupidity engulfs you the moment you log in.  Like your idiocy.

There is no avoiding you stupids.




Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam and could kick your arse.


Now now, Bobby, I've done no such thing.

Fcked his arse. The old boy loves playing Jack-be-nimble, I'm only trying to help.



Frank did have it coming to him.
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Bobby. wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 8:37pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 8:34pm:
Bobby. wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 7:54pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 7:45pm:
Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6th, 2019 at 10:53pm:
We all love Bwian, dear boy.

You haven't ignored a post of his in 3 years - at least.

Who could??

The stupidity engulfs you the moment you log in.  Like your idiocy.

There is no avoiding you stupids.




Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam and could kick your arse.


Now now, Bobby, I've done no such thing.

Fcked his arse. The old boy loves playing Jack-be-nimble, I'm only trying to help.



Frank did have it coming to him.


He does enjoy it so. We must keep these people happy and fulfilled. They flew here.

Better than Vegemite, it certainly puts a rose on the old boy's cheek, no?
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He does enjoy it so. We must keep these people happy and fulfilled. They flew here.

Better than Vegemite, it certainly puts a rose on the old boy's cheek, no?



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John Smith wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 4:25pm:
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there are many idiots here telling tales about Islam Roll Eyes

Thank you, Bwian. That may pass as wit in Perth and Calabrian  villages and... er... that's  it.


i wasn't trying to be funny idiot, I was being factual
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Frank wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 6:03pm:
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Islam is a tale told by an idiot


there are many idiots here telling tales about Islam Roll Eyes

Thank you, Bwian. That may pass as wit in Perth and Calabrian  villages and... er... that's  it.


i wasn't trying to be funny idiot, I was being factual

Still doing the 'Aussie Crawl' here to OzPol after ages of slagging it off over in your PA Monkey Mania?
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John Smith wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 10:23pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 6:03pm:
John Smith wrote on Feb 8th, 2019 at 4:25pm:
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Islam is a tale told by an idiot


there are many idiots here telling tales about Islam Roll Eyes

Thank you, Bwian. That may pass as wit in Perth and Calabrian  villages and... er... that's  it.


i wasn't trying to be funny idiot, I was being factual

Still doing the 'Aussie Crawl' here to OzPol after ages of slagging it off over in your PA Monkey Mania?
Fact: You're a Boofheaded idiot!



still trying to be relevant  Cheesy Cheesy
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Islam is a tale told by an idiot


Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, ‘By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.’ So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone
and then that stone ran away with his clothes
. Moses followed that stone saying, ‘My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone!’ till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, ‘By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body.’ Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone." Abu Huraira added, "
By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating."


Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "When the Prophet Job (Aiyub) was taking a bath naked, golden locusts began to fall on him. Job started collecting them in his clothes. His Lord addressed him, ‘O Job! Haven't I given you enough so that you are not in need of them.’ Job replied, ‘Yes! By Your Honor (power)! But I cannot dispense with Your Blessings.’"






Make that 'Islam is a tale told by MANY idiots'.

The hadiths are tales of pointless stupidity - yet they are instructive to the sons and daughters of Mohammed. Here's what a Muslims makes of it all

http://www.ahlalhdeeth.com/vbe/forum/aqeedah-refutation-of-deviant-sects/6229-re...

(gist: it's Islamophobic to ask about such things)

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   Everybody ululate!!!! Yay!!!!



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86:13. Verily! This (the qur'an) is the Word that separates (the truth from falsehood, and commands strict legal laws for mankind to cut the roots of evil).

86:14. And it is not a thing for amusement.

Just all you mockers wait and see, as sure muhammad rode a flying donkey you lot will get allahs' justice (run over by a truck, blown up by a suicide bomber, beheaded, tortured what ever evil deed the highest grade muslims can think of at the time)
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Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:



don't attribute that quote in you reply to me you idiot.

That's no more idiotic than claiming 'a burning bush was talking to Moses' Exodus 3, or 'the trees chose an olive tree to be their king' Judges 9:8.

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Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:



don't attribute that quote in you reply to me you idiot.

That's no more idiotic than claiming 'a burning bush was talking to Moses' Exodus 3, or 'the trees chose an olive tree to be their king' Judges 9:8.



Come now Moses. Everything can happen in 3's.
(Just like the 3 lines in the post above)
So Armstrong was like Judaism
Aldrid played the Christian
And Collins was reading the Koran back in the mother ship.

Of course, the 3rd book of Monotheism is not as 'wise' as the 1st book: Judaism. It's not a Book to promote 'Power' amongst its people. It is much like Catholicism, as is Protestantism is like Judaism and Orthodox is exactly that - just like Christianity.

To deny 'all three' is to deny your rite of passage from Boy, to Man to Elder.

The only flaw of these three Monotheisms in action today is the vast majority of 'believers' failure to 'convert' from one to the other, like a Boy to a Man. Many fail and it is them - that 'die' and hence why many 'Moslems' die more than Christians or Jews.

Judaism is the Religion for all Children, for it is then - that a Child needs the book with the most wisdom as they leave the 'Garden' of youth behind.
Christianity is for Adults (and it takes another from the opposite sex to join and make one an 'Adult')
Mohommedism is for Elder people, a simple story - written by 'children' to bring a smile to those of Old Age.

If you can not see the pattern, the connection and the purpose of
ALL THREE MONOTHEISMS.
.. as  WHOLE? Then you know nothing at all about Religion.

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John Smith wrote on Feb 11th, 2019 at 5:06pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 10th, 2019 at 9:37pm:
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:



don't attribute that quote in you reply to me you idiot.

That's no more idiotic than claiming 'a burning bush was talking to Moses' Exodus 3, or 'the trees chose an olive tree to be their king' Judges 9:8.



Come now Moses. Everything can happen in 3's.
(Just like the 3 lines in the post above)
So Armstrong was like Judaism
Aldrid played the Christian
And Collins was reading the Koran back in the mother ship.

Of course, the 3rd book of Monotheism is not as 'wise' as the 1st book: Judaism. It's not a Book to promote 'Power' amongst its people. It is much like Catholicism, as is Protestantism is like Judaism and Orthodox is exactly that - just like Christianity.

To deny 'all three' is to deny your rite of passage from Boy, to Man to Elder.

The only flaw of these three Monotheisms in action today is the vast majority of 'believers' failure to 'convert' from one to the other, like a Boy to a Man. Many fail and it is them - that 'die' and hence why many 'Moslems' die more than Christians or Jews.

Judaism is the Religion for all Children, for it is then - that a Child needs the book with the most wisdom as they leave the 'Garden' of youth behind.
Christianity is for Adults (and it takes another from the opposite sex to join and make one an 'Adult')
Mohommedism is for Elder people, a simple story - written by 'children' to bring a smile to those of Old Age.

If you can not see the pattern, the connection and the purpose of
ALL THREE MONOTHEISMS.
.. as  WHOLE? Then you know nothing at all about Religion.

Sin of Ur

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The Pimp, the Prostitute and her Lover???
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No. 'Ease up on the absinthe'.

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Jasin wrote on Feb 11th, 2019 at 5:40pm:
John Smith wrote on Feb 11th, 2019 at 5:06pm:
Frank wrote on Feb 10th, 2019 at 9:37pm:
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:



don't attribute that quote in you reply to me you idiot.

That's no more idiotic than claiming 'a burning bush was talking to Moses' Exodus 3, or 'the trees chose an olive tree to be their king' Judges 9:8.



Come now Moses. Everything can happen in 3's.
(Just like the 3 lines in the post above)
So Armstrong was like Judaism
Aldrid played the Christian
And Collins was reading the Koran back in the mother ship.

Of course, the 3rd book of Monotheism is not as 'wise' as the 1st book: Judaism. It's not a Book to promote 'Power' amongst its people. It is much like Catholicism, as is Protestantism is like Judaism and Orthodox is exactly that - just like Christianity.

To deny 'all three' is to deny your rite of passage from Boy, to Man to Elder.

The only flaw of these three Monotheisms in action today is the vast majority of 'believers' failure to 'convert' from one to the other, like a Boy to a Man. Many fail and it is them - that 'die' and hence why many 'Moslems' die more than Christians or Jews.

Judaism is the Religion for all Children, for it is then - that a Child needs the book with the most wisdom as they leave the 'Garden' of youth behind.
Christianity is for Adults (and it takes another from the opposite sex to join and make one an 'Adult')
Mohommedism is for Elder people, a simple story - written by 'children' to bring a smile to those of Old Age.

If you can not see the pattern, the connection and the purpose of
ALL THREE MONOTHEISMS.
.. as  WHOLE? Then you know nothing at all about Religion.

Sin of Ur

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We'll fill you in when we find a cure for death, old boy. Until then, you stay cryogenically entombed, there's a good chap.

I'll get them to top up your formaldehyde if that helps.
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