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Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot
Reply #45 - Feb 8^th, 2019 at 8:42pm

Bobby. wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 8:37pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 8:34pm:

Bobby. wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 7:54pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 7:45pm:

Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 6^th, 2019 at 10:53pm:

We all love Bwian, dear boy.

You haven't ignored a post of his in 3 years - at least.

Who could??

The stupidity engulfs you the moment you log in. Like your idiocy.

There is no avoiding you stupids.

Karnal was a brave soldier in Vietnam and could kick your arse.

Now now, Bobby, I've done no such thing.

Fcked his arse. The old boy loves playing Jack-be-nimble, I'm only trying to help.

Frank did have it coming to him.

He does enjoy it so. We must keep these people happy and fulfilled. They flew here.

Better than Vegemite, it certainly puts a rose on the old boy's cheek, no?

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95236 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot Reply #46 - Feb 8^th, 2019 at 8:45pm Mattyfisk wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 8:42pm: He does enjoy it so. We must keep these people happy and fulfilled. They flew here. Better than Vegemite, it certainly puts a rose on the old boy's cheek, no? At least Frank is not racist :
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Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot
Reply #47 - Feb 8^th, 2019 at 10:23pm

Frank wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 6:03pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 4:25pm:

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Islam is a tale told by an idiot

there are many idiots here telling tales about Islam Roll Eyes

Thank you, Bwian. That may pass as wit in Perth and Calabrian villages and... er... that's it.

i wasn't trying to be funny idiot, I was being factual

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #48 - Feb 8^th, 2019 at 11:46pm

John Smith wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 10:23pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 6:03pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 4:25pm:

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Islam is a tale told by an idiot

there are many idiots here telling tales about Islam Roll Eyes

Thank you, Bwian. That may pass as wit in Perth and Calabrian villages and... er... that's it.

i wasn't trying to be funny idiot, I was being factual

Still doing the 'Aussie Crawl' here to OzPol after ages of slagging it off over in your PA Monkey Mania?
Fact: You're a Boofheaded idiot!

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot
Reply #49 - Feb 9^th, 2019 at 8:48am

Jasin wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 11:46pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 10:23pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 6:03pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 4:25pm:

Quote:

Islam is a tale told by an idiot

there are many idiots here telling tales about Islam Roll Eyes

Thank you, Bwian. That may pass as wit in Perth and Calabrian villages and... er... that's it.

i wasn't trying to be funny idiot, I was being factual

Still doing the 'Aussie Crawl' here to OzPol after ages of slagging it off over in your PA Monkey Mania?
Fact: You're a Boofheaded idiot!

still trying to be relevant Cheesy

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Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot
Reply #50 - Feb 10^th, 2019 at 9:37pm

John Smith wrote on Feb 8^th, 2019 at 4:25pm:

Islam is a tale told by an idiot

Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, ‘By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.’ So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone

and then that stone ran away with his clothes

. Moses followed that stone saying, ‘My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone!’ till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, ‘By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body.’ Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone." Abu Huraira added, "

By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating."

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "When the Prophet Job (Aiyub) was taking a bath naked, golden locusts began to fall on him. Job started collecting them in his clothes. His Lord addressed him, ‘O Job! Haven't I given you enough so that you are not in need of them.’ Job replied, ‘Yes! By Your Honor (power)! But I cannot dispense with Your Blessings.’"

Make that 'Islam is a tale told by MANY idiots'.

The hadiths are tales of pointless stupidity - yet they are instructive to the sons and daughters of Mohammed. Here's what a Muslims makes of it all

http://www.ahlalhdeeth.com/vbe/forum/aqeedah-refutation-of-deviant-sects/6229-re...

(gist: it's Islamophobic to ask about such things)

Cheesy

Everybody ululate!!!! Yay!!!!

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Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot
Reply #51 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 3:38pm

86:13. Verily! This (the qur'an) is the Word that separates (the truth from falsehood, and commands strict legal laws for mankind to cut the roots of evil).

86:14. And it is not a thing for amusement.

Just all you mockers wait and see, as sure muhammad rode a flying donkey you lot will get allahs' justice (run over by a truck, blown up by a suicide bomber, beheaded, tortured what ever evil deed the highest grade muslims can think of at the time)

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 72209 Gender:	Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot Reply #52 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 5:06pm Frank wrote on Feb 10^th, 2019 at 9:37pm: Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277: don't attribute that quote in you reply to me you idiot. That's no more idiotic than claiming 'a burning bush was talking to Moses' Exodus 3, or 'the trees chose an olive tree to be their king' Judges 9:8.
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Reply #53 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 5:40pm

John Smith wrote on Feb 11^th, 2019 at 5:06pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 10^th, 2019 at 9:37pm:

Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:

don't attribute that quote in you reply to me you idiot.

That's no more idiotic than claiming 'a burning bush was talking to Moses' Exodus 3, or 'the trees chose an olive tree to be their king' Judges 9:8.

Come now Moses. Everything can happen in 3's.
(Just like the 3 lines in the post above)
So Armstrong was like Judaism
Aldrid played the Christian
And Collins was reading the Koran back in the mother ship.

Of course, the 3rd book of Monotheism is not as 'wise' as the 1st book: Judaism. It's not a Book to promote 'Power' amongst its people. It is much like Catholicism, as is Protestantism is like Judaism and Orthodox is exactly that - just like Christianity.

To deny 'all three' is to deny your rite of passage from Boy, to Man to Elder.

The only flaw of these three Monotheisms in action today is the vast majority of 'believers' failure to 'convert' from one to the other, like a Boy to a Man. Many fail and it is them - that 'die' and hence why many 'Moslems' die more than Christians or Jews.

Judaism is the Religion for all Children, for it is then - that a Child needs the book with the most wisdom as they leave the 'Garden' of youth behind.
Christianity is for Adults (and it takes another from the opposite sex to join and make one an 'Adult')
Mohommedism is for Elder people, a simple story - written by 'children' to bring a smile to those of Old Age.

If you can not see the pattern, the connection and the purpose of

ALL THREE MONOTHEISMS.

.. as WHOLE? Then you know nothing at all about Religion.

Sin of Ur

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Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot
Reply #54 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 6:01pm

Jasin wrote on Feb 11^th, 2019 at 5:40pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 11^th, 2019 at 5:06pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 10^th, 2019 at 9:37pm:

Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:

don't attribute that quote in you reply to me you idiot.

That's no more idiotic than claiming 'a burning bush was talking to Moses' Exodus 3, or 'the trees chose an olive tree to be their king' Judges 9:8.

Come now Moses. Everything can happen in 3's.
(Just like the 3 lines in the post above)
So Armstrong was like Judaism
Aldrid played the Christian
And Collins was reading the Koran back in the mother ship.

Of course, the 3rd book of Monotheism is not as 'wise' as the 1st book: Judaism. It's not a Book to promote 'Power' amongst its people. It is much like Catholicism, as is Protestantism is like Judaism and Orthodox is exactly that - just like Christianity.

To deny 'all three' is to deny your rite of passage from Boy, to Man to Elder.

The only flaw of these three Monotheisms in action today is the vast majority of 'believers' failure to 'convert' from one to the other, like a Boy to a Man. Many fail and it is them - that 'die' and hence why many 'Moslems' die more than Christians or Jews.

Judaism is the Religion for all Children, for it is then - that a Child needs the book with the most wisdom as they leave the 'Garden' of youth behind.
Christianity is for Adults (and it takes another from the opposite sex to join and make one an 'Adult')
Mohommedism is for Elder people, a simple story - written by 'children' to bring a smile to those of Old Age.

If you can not see the pattern, the connection and the purpose of

ALL THREE MONOTHEISMS.

.. as WHOLE? Then you know nothing at all about Religion.

Sin of Ur

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46466 Gender:	Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot Reply #55 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 6:09pm The Pimp, the Prostitute and her Lover???
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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 40485 Gender:	Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot Reply #56 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 7:56pm No. 'Ease up on the absinthe'.
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Re: Islam is a tale told by an idiot
Reply #57 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 8:08pm

Frank wrote on Feb 11^th, 2019 at 6:01pm:

Jasin wrote on Feb 11^th, 2019 at 5:40pm:

John Smith wrote on Feb 11^th, 2019 at 5:06pm:

Frank wrote on Feb 10^th, 2019 at 9:37pm:

Volume 1, Book 5, Number 277:

don't attribute that quote in you reply to me you idiot.

That's no more idiotic than claiming 'a burning bush was talking to Moses' Exodus 3, or 'the trees chose an olive tree to be their king' Judges 9:8.

Come now Moses. Everything can happen in 3's.
(Just like the 3 lines in the post above)
So Armstrong was like Judaism
Aldrid played the Christian
And Collins was reading the Koran back in the mother ship.

Of course, the 3rd book of Monotheism is not as 'wise' as the 1st book: Judaism. It's not a Book to promote 'Power' amongst its people. It is much like Catholicism, as is Protestantism is like Judaism and Orthodox is exactly that - just like Christianity.

To deny 'all three' is to deny your rite of passage from Boy, to Man to Elder.

The only flaw of these three Monotheisms in action today is the vast majority of 'believers' failure to 'convert' from one to the other, like a Boy to a Man. Many fail and it is them - that 'die' and hence why many 'Moslems' die more than Christians or Jews.

Judaism is the Religion for all Children, for it is then - that a Child needs the book with the most wisdom as they leave the 'Garden' of youth behind.
Christianity is for Adults (and it takes another from the opposite sex to join and make one an 'Adult')
Mohommedism is for Elder people, a simple story - written by 'children' to bring a smile to those of Old Age.

If you can not see the pattern, the connection and the purpose of

ALL THREE MONOTHEISMS.

.. as WHOLE? Then you know nothing at all about Religion.

Sin of Ur

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/The_Absinthe_Drinker_b...

We'll fill you in when we find a cure for death, old boy. Until then, you stay cryogenically entombed, there's a good chap.

I'll get them to top up your formaldehyde if that helps.

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