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Dec 12^th, 2018 at 12:59pm

What a gentleman!!

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 11^th, 2018 at 4:43pm:

On one occasion when I was flying a woman asked me to lift her carry-on from the overhead luggage compartment. I refused. It appeared very heavy and I wasn't going to risk my back because of somebody else's greed.

Obesity is a bigger problem.

She would have been overwhelmed with offers if she was young and good looking.

The silly old woman shouldn't have been carrying on board luggage she couldn't handle herself.

She couldn't lift it above her waist it was that heavy. Probably full of bottles of grog.

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20221 Gordon Gender:	Re: Feeble men Reply #1 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:01pm At least Greg's a gentleman. greggerypeccary wrote on Dec 11^th, 2018 at 5:03pm: I've helped people with bags that weighed at least 15 kg. I've seen people walk on with a case with wheels, a bag over their shoulder, and a backpack. Crazy. I carry one small bag, that would be about 5 or 6 kg at the most.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Feeble men Reply #2 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:02pm if I had been travelling on a plane that carried un4... I would have freaked out as well.. blimey and he thinks others have problems..
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20221 Gordon Gender:	Re: Feeble men Reply #3 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:06pm cods wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:02pm: if I had been travelling on a plane that carried un4... I would have freaked out as well.. blimey and he thinks others have problems.. I always seem to grab the OH bags for all the less physical people around me. I actually welcome the exercise after a long flight, but that's just me
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Feeble men Reply #4 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:10pm I always thought it was a case of the hang luggage dept getting smaller you know like the seats.....but now you tell me its the bags getting bigger........maybe my bum got bigger and not the seat smaller after all..
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Reply #5 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:16pm

cods wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

I always thought it was a case of the hang luggage dept getting smaller you know like the seats.....but now you tell me its the bags getting bigger........maybe my bum got bigger and not the seat smaller after all..

It's the effect of budget airlines making check-in baggage an ad-on.

I couldn't GAFF how much carry-on people bring on because it's never effected me, plus I'm an easy going happy go lucky kinda guy (and I'm not a feeble man).

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Reply #6 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:21pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:16pm:

cods wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

I always thought it was a case of the hang luggage dept getting smaller you know like the seats.....but now you tell me its the bags getting bigger........maybe my bum got bigger and not the seat smaller after all..

It's the effect of budget airlines making check-in baggage an ad-on.

I couldn't GAFF how much carry-on people bring on because it's never effected me, plus I'm an easy going happy go lucky kinda guy (and I'm not a feeble man).

I bet you have big hands and drive a cab with small dents in it! Wink

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Reply #7 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:23pm

I'm the same - one bag for the locker in cattle class and that's it - travel with the disabled ex is Business class for room, and extra cargo space for the disability gear.. takes up a lot of room... I think she's giving up on air travel....... some airlines offer special treatment for disabled and carer.. one or two..... I don't think the Australia's Diklingus Airline (formerly Irish Poof Flights) does...

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Reply #8 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:31pm

Redmond Neck wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:21pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:16pm:

cods wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

I always thought it was a case of the hang luggage dept getting smaller you know like the seats.....but now you tell me its the bags getting bigger........maybe my bum got bigger and not the seat smaller after all..

It's the effect of budget airlines making check-in baggage an ad-on.

I couldn't GAFF how much carry-on people bring on because it's never effected me, plus I'm an easy going happy go lucky kinda guy (and I'm not a feeble man).

I bet you have big hands and drive a cab with small dents in it! Wink

That sentence has good cadence. Big hands, cab with small dents.

I was wondering if Laugh hires a QLD cabbie to be luggage wrangler when he flies?

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Reply #9 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:34pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 12:59pm:

What a gentleman!!

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 11^th, 2018 at 4:43pm:

On one occasion when I was flying a woman asked me to lift her carry-on from the overhead luggage compartment. I refused. It appeared very heavy and I wasn't going to risk my back because of somebody else's greed.

Obesity is a bigger problem.

She would have been overwhelmed with offers if she was young and good looking.

The silly old woman shouldn't have been carrying on board luggage she couldn't handle herself.

She couldn't lift it above her waist it was that heavy. Probably full of bottles of grog.

On that occasion, even a nearby male flight attendant was unwilling to help.

A tall meat-head with a strong back and a weak brain intervened.

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Reply #10 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:38pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:34pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 12:59pm:

What a gentleman!!

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 11^th, 2018 at 4:43pm:

On one occasion when I was flying a woman asked me to lift her carry-on from the overhead luggage compartment. I refused. It appeared very heavy and I wasn't going to risk my back because of somebody else's greed.

Obesity is a bigger problem.

She would have been overwhelmed with offers if she was young and good looking.

The silly old woman shouldn't have been carrying on board luggage she couldn't handle herself.

She couldn't lift it above her waist it was that heavy. Probably full of bottles of grog.

On that occasion, even a nearby male flight attendant was unwilling to help.

A tall meat-head with a strong back and a weak brain intervened.

Even a gay flight attendant couldn't lift the bag you couldn't.
Please, keep going, feeble man. Grin

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Reply #11 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:45pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:38pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:34pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 12:59pm:

What a gentleman!!

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 11^th, 2018 at 4:43pm:

On one occasion when I was flying a woman asked me to lift her carry-on from the overhead luggage compartment. I refused. It appeared very heavy and I wasn't going to risk my back because of somebody else's greed.

Obesity is a bigger problem.

She would have been overwhelmed with offers if she was young and good looking.

The silly old woman shouldn't have been carrying on board luggage she couldn't handle herself.

She couldn't lift it above her waist it was that heavy. Probably full of bottles of grog.

On that occasion, even a nearby male flight attendant was unwilling to help.

A tall meat-head with a strong back and a weak brain intervened.

Even a gay flight attendant couldn't lift the bag you couldn't.
Please, keep going, feeble man. Grin

Gay flight attendants lift Gordon's spirits.

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Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me.

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Reply #12 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:48pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:45pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:38pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:34pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 12:59pm:

What a gentleman!!

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 11^th, 2018 at 4:43pm:

On one occasion when I was flying a woman asked me to lift her carry-on from the overhead luggage compartment. I refused. It appeared very heavy and I wasn't going to risk my back because of somebody else's greed.

Obesity is a bigger problem.

She would have been overwhelmed with offers if she was young and good looking.

The silly old woman shouldn't have been carrying on board luggage she couldn't handle herself.

She couldn't lift it above her waist it was that heavy. Probably full of bottles of grog.

On that occasion, even a nearby male flight attendant was unwilling to help.

A tall meat-head with a strong back and a weak brain intervened.

Even a gay flight attendant couldn't lift the bag you couldn't.
Please, keep going, feeble man. Grin

Gay flight attendants lift Gordon's spirits.

You and your gay flight attendant couldn't get the bag down, but I bet during the flight he helped you get it up Grin

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Reply #13 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 2:01pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:48pm:

You and your gay flight attendant couldn't get the bag down, but I bet during the flight he helped you get it up

How did Gordon determine that flight attendant was gay?

Did Gordon fantasize a gay flight attendant?

Does Gordon ask for gay flight attendants from kettlebell workout centres when he books? Grin

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Reply #14 - Dec 12^th, 2018 at 2:09pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 2:01pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 12^th, 2018 at 1:48pm:

You and your gay flight attendant couldn't get the bag down, but I bet during the flight he helped you get it up

How did Gordon determine that flight attendant was gay?

Did Gordon fantasize a gay flight attendant?

Does Gordon ask for gay flight attendants from kettlebell workout centres when he books? Grin

Did typing that hurt your back, feeble man? Grin

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