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Nov 29th, 2018 at 7:02am
 
Any golfers here? I think I'll go for a hit today
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Reply #1 - Nov 29th, 2018 at 7:10am
 
dont play much but i know jason day and his family
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Reply #2 - Nov 29th, 2018 at 8:14am
 
Love golf, one of my favorite games.

My Grandfather, who was quite a good golfer used to call it "a good walk spoiled"

I can usually get around in under 100


But then The second nine it goes to shite.

I get my moneys worth, I recon I have seen parts of a golf course that have never been sen before.

But seriously, its a great game, and one which no one ever masters.
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Reply #3 - Nov 30th, 2018 at 6:46am
 
The best thing about golf is the anticipation.

You whack a ball and there's a moment when you just don't know how you've hit it, or where it's going to land.

I'm going for a hit today, so hope you all have a lovely day.
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Reply #4 - Dec 2nd, 2018 at 8:06pm
 
Golfguy2018 wrote on Nov 30th, 2018 at 6:46am:
The best thing about golf is the anticipation.

You whack a ball and there's a moment when you just don't know how you've hit it, or where it's going to land.

I'm going for a hit today, so hope you all have a lovely day.


My regular golf partner went to work overseas a couple of years ago, I find it difficult to play golf with others because I can't abide cheats.
If you hit 4, write 4.

Funny story
My uncle was a terrible cheat, a treasure of a man, but a terrible cheat.
Anyhoo, his son in law was a stickler for the rules, and was a real pain.
So when the three of us played, it was nothing but arguments and insults.

One day, it started raining, I'm a fair weather player and wanted to quit, but my uncle and my brother in law wanted to continue.
On the 14th hole there is a water trap, just before the green.
It's not a particularly hard shot,  iron , lop it over the trap and onto the green.

Well the uncle took aim and had a swing, but the club slipped in his hand and flew majestically into a pine tree to one side, the ball, into the trap.
Brother in law started laughing
Uncle grabbed another iron and threw it at his treed iron in an attempt to knock it down
Two irons in tree.
Brother in law laughing so hard he falls over
Uncle decides to climb tree
I talk the 70 year old out of it and climb it myself, shake the tree, both irons fall down.

Uncle walks around water trap and "finds" his ball on the other side.
Brother in law goes ape, I crack up, other golfers tell us to putt out.
Brother in law can't put he is so anger, 5 shots later he picks up ball and calls it quits
Uncle takes 4 and writes 3 total, good par.
I putt 3 and write , bogie

I crack up all the way home while uncle and brother in law argue.

They really are fun to play golf with.
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Reply #5 - Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:45am
 
Valkie wrote on Dec 2nd, 2018 at 8:06pm:
Golfguy2018 wrote on Nov 30th, 2018 at 6:46am:
The best thing about golf is the anticipation.

You whack a ball and there's a moment when you just don't know how you've hit it, or where it's going to land.

I'm going for a hit today, so hope you all have a lovely day.


My regular golf partner went to work overseas a couple of years ago, I find it difficult to play golf with others because I can't abide cheats.
If you hit 4, write 4.

Funny story
My uncle was a terrible cheat, a treasure of a man, but a terrible cheat.
Anyhoo, his son in law was a stickler for the rules, and was a real pain.
So when the three of us played, it was nothing but arguments and insults.

One day, it started raining, I'm a fair weather player and wanted to quit, but my uncle and my brother in law wanted to continue.
On the 14th hole there is a water trap, just before the green.
It's not a particularly hard shot,  iron , lop it over the trap and onto the green.

Well the uncle took aim and had a swing, but the club slipped in his hand and flew majestically into a pine tree to one side, the ball, into the trap.
Brother in law started laughing
Uncle grabbed another iron and threw it at his treed iron in an attempt to knock it down
Two irons in tree.
Brother in law laughing so hard he falls over
Uncle decides to climb tree
I talk the 70 year old out of it and climb it myself, shake the tree, both irons fall down.

Uncle walks around water trap and "finds" his ball on the other side.
Brother in law goes ape, I crack up, other golfers tell us to putt out.
Brother in law can't put he is so anger, 5 shots later he picks up ball and calls it quits
Uncle takes 4 and writes 3 total, good par.
I putt 3 and write , bogie

I crack up all the way home while uncle and brother in law argue.

They really are fun to play golf with.




I agree, people who cheat at golf should be locked up. At the very least, not being POTUS
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Isn't Golf that game that was invented just so people could have board meetings and do business deals... outdoors?

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My golf handicap was 28 so I decided

it wasn't a game for me.  Grin
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I have played a bit of golf in my time. Best for nine was 42 and best for 18 was 85.

I played in a business golf day one day and had a terrible round of 126. Next day was my first entry in an event of the club I was a member of. I decided to just play down the middle instead of trying to hit the ball out of sight and after 4 holes I was 1 under par after birdying the first hole and par for the next three. The game fell apart a bit after that but I still got an 85 which was 6 strokes better than I had ever played before and my handicap of 26 gave me a win in the stableford event which was an annual honor board event.

My good form held up for one day. I got a 42 for nine the next day and never got under 90 again except for another 42 for nine two years later on a course in the UK with hired clubs.

My name is now painted in gold letters on the honor board at a golf club after winning that Stableford event.

I have also had a hole in one with a three wood on a very long par three on a course in Perth and there were two witnesses.

I haven't played on a course for about 8 years. Stopped going to driving range four years ago.
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Reply #9 - Dec 3rd, 2018 at 7:26pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 7:23pm:
I have played a bit of golf in my time. Best for nine was 42 and best for 18 was 85.

I played in a business golf day one day and had a terrible round of 126. Next day was my first entry in an event of the club I was a member of. I decided to just play down the middle instead of trying to hit the ball out of sight and after 4 holes I was 1 under par after birdying the first hole and par for the next three. The game fell apart a bit after that but I still got an 85 which was 6 strokes better than I had ever played before and my handicap of 26 gave me a win in the stableford event which was an annual honor board event.

My good form held up for one day. I got a 42 for nine the next day and never got under 90 again except for another 42 for nine two years later on a course in the UK with hired clubs.

My name is now painted in gold letters on the honor board at a golf club after winning that Stableford event.

I have also had a hole in one with a three wood on a very long par three on a course in Perth and there were two witnesses.

I haven't played on a course for about 8 years. Stopped going to driving range four years ago.


That's the funniest joke you've made all week!

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Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 7:23pm:
I have played a bit of golf in my time. Best for nine was 42 and best for 18 was 85.

I played in a business golf day one day and had a terrible round of 126. Next day was my first entry in an event of the club I was a member of. I decided to just play down the middle instead of trying to hit the ball out of sight and after 4 holes I was 1 under par after birdying the first hole and par for the next three. The game fell apart a bit after that but I still got an 85 which was 6 strokes better than I had ever played before and my handicap of 26 gave me a win in the stableford event which was an annual honor board event.

My good form held up for one day. I got a 42 for nine the next day and never got under 90 again except for another 42 for nine two years later on a course in the UK with hired clubs.

My name is now painted in gold letters on the honor board at a golf club after winning that Stableford event.

I have also had a hole in one with a three wood on a very long par three on a course in Perth and there were two witnesses.

I haven't played on a course for about 8 years. Stopped going to driving range four years ago.



Hi Walter Mitty,
I would consider all that to be a minor sporting achievement.  Grin
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Bobby. wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 5:52pm:
My golf handicap was 28 so I decided

it wasn't a game for me.  Grin


28?

I can get over 200 in a game

I just don't understand why with the highest score I never win.
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Bobby. wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 5:52pm:
My golf handicap was 28 so I decided

it wasn't a game for me.  Grin


28?

I can get over 200 in a game

I just don't understand why with the highest score I never win.



200?

You must be the world's worst golfer.  Grin
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I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-
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I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


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I was too much of an aussie to play Golf.
After doing running 'on-drives' (cricket style) and told to F-orff! by the establishment.
I decided this game was not for me.  Cheesy
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Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:43pm:
I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


Put put?

-the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-
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Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:
[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-


Do you make out in the windmill?
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Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:
[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-


Do you make out in the windmill?


so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead
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Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:
[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-


Do you make out in the windmill?


so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead


Did he get to first base?
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Here's my relationship to golf.

I did golf as a summer sport at high school which amounted to playing a couple of holes, getting away from the teacher and disappearing onto the course with a few joints and our girlfriends.

Maybe I'll take up golf again when I'm too old to surf, sup, windsurf....

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Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:
[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-


Do you make out in the windmill?


so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead


Did he get to first base?

   
I think you should tell us about the time you got to first base with that lucky girl in the back of that bus Gordon- refresh our memory?
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Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:59pm:
Here's my relationship to golf.

I did golf as a summer sport at high school which amounted to playing a couple of holes, getting away from the teacher and disappearing onto the course with a few joints and our girlfriends.

Maybe I'll take up golf again when I'm too old to surf, sup, windsurf....


surf lol Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 9:03pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:
[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-


Do you make out in the windmill?


so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead


Did he get to first base?

   
I think you should tell us about the time you got to first base with that lucky girl in the back of that bus Gordon- refresh our memory?


It was on an oval, and more like a peck actually.
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Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 9:04pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:59pm:
Here's my relationship to golf.

I did golf as a summer sport at high school which amounted to playing a couple of holes, getting away from the teacher and disappearing onto the course with a few joints and our girlfriends.

Maybe I'll take up golf again when I'm too old to surf, sup, windsurf....


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Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 9:05pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 9:03pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:
[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-


Do you make out in the windmill?


so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead


Did he get to first base?

   
I think you should tell us about the time you got to first base with that lucky girl in the back of that bus Gordon- refresh our memory?


It was on an oval, and more like a peck actually.

   I wont repeat the incident I am thinking of but it tells me that your "getting to first base" skills are as base and nasty as anyone can get- and lets make no mistake G you dont surf-  Wink
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Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 9:11pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 9:05pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 9:03pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:
Agnes wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:
Gordon wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:
[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-


Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-


Do you make out in the windmill?


so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead


Did he get to first base?

   
I think you should tell us about the time you got to first base with that lucky girl in the back of that bus Gordon- refresh our memory?


It was on an oval, and more like a peck actually.

   I wont repeat the incident I am thinking of but it tells me that your "getting to first base" skills are as base and nasty as anyone can get- and lets make no mistake G you dont surf-  Wink


That was year 9, and it was a kiss. Karnal made up the rest, or just wishing it was her.

And if you don't believe I surf, at the Xmas party, I'll be towed right up to Lady Martins Beach on my board behind a jetski.
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Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 7:23pm:
I have played a bit of golf in my time. Best for nine was 42 and best for 18 was 85.

I played in a business golf day one day and had a terrible round of 126. Next day was my first entry in an event of the club I was a member of. I decided to just play down the middle instead of trying to hit the ball out of sight and after 4 holes I was 1 under par after birdying the first hole and par for the next three. The game fell apart a bit after that but I still got an 85 which was 6 strokes better than I had ever played before and my handicap of 26 gave me a win in the stableford event which was an annual honor board event.

My good form held up for one day. I got a 42 for nine the next day and never got under 90 again except for another 42 for nine two years later on a course in the UK with hired clubs.

My name is now painted in gold letters on the honor board at a golf club after winning that Stableford event.

I have also had a hole in one with a three wood on a very long par three on a course in Perth and there were two witnesses.

I haven't played on a course for about 8 years. Stopped going to driving range four years ago.


That's the funniest joke you've made all week!

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

You! A Golfer. Ha! Don't make us laugh


My exploit is recorded in history on the honor board at a golf club. It's not a laughing matter.

I was also a good cricketer, squash player, and dart player. I have my name twice on a cricket club honor board.

Also played Australian rules and rugby.
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Reply #29 - Dec 4th, 2018 at 3:56am
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 9:31pm:
Jasin wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 7:26pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 7:23pm:
I have played a bit of golf in my time. Best for nine was 42 and best for 18 was 85.

I played in a business golf day one day and had a terrible round of 126. Next day was my first entry in an event of the club I was a member of. I decided to just play down the middle instead of trying to hit the ball out of sight and after 4 holes I was 1 under par after birdying the first hole and par for the next three. The game fell apart a bit after that but I still got an 85 which was 6 strokes better than I had ever played before and my handicap of 26 gave me a win in the stableford event which was an annual honor board event.

My good form held up for one day. I got a 42 for nine the next day and never got under 90 again except for another 42 for nine two years later on a course in the UK with hired clubs.

My name is now painted in gold letters on the honor board at a golf club after winning that Stableford event.

I have also had a hole in one with a three wood on a very long par three on a course in Perth and there were two witnesses.

I haven't played on a course for about 8 years. Stopped going to driving range four years ago.


That's the funniest joke you've made all week!

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

You! A Golfer. Ha! Don't make us laugh


My exploit is recorded in history on the honor board at a golf club. It's not a laughing matter.

I was also a good cricketer, squash player, and dart player. I have my name twice on a cricket club honor board.

Also played Australian rules and rugby.

What a champ!!!

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Reply #30 - Dec 4th, 2018 at 5:22am
 
Bobby. wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 8:35pm:
Valkie wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 7:43pm:
Bobby. wrote on Dec 3rd, 2018 at 5:52pm:
My golf handicap was 28 so I decided

it wasn't a game for me.  Grin


28?

I can get over 200 in a game

I just don't understand why with the highest score I never win.



200?

You must be the world's worst golfer.  Grin


I'll have you know, on a good day I can easily get 6 or 7 strokes per hole.
And with lost balls, sand traps, water hazards and such, achieving 200 is quite possible


Honestly though
I do enjoy golf greatly
I aim to par or at least bogey every hole, double bogey are quite frequent though.

My drives are generally ok, my putting let's me down.

Never. Got a hole in one, missed out by 12 inches once, thought all my Christmases had come at once. Got too excited and only pared the damn thing.

Had a few birdies, never close to an albatross, chipped from a bunker into the hole once, couldn't find the damn ball, until I looked in the hole.
NO one around to boast to, bummer.

Golf is great, but I'm not dedicated enough to be any good.
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Reply #31 - Dec 4th, 2018 at 5:37am
 
No worries Valkie -
Once I saw a guy who took 14 hits to putt the ball in on a green.
You're a champion.  Grin
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Reply #32 - Dec 5th, 2018 at 4:31am
 
Bobby. wrote on Dec 4th, 2018 at 5:37am:
No worries Valkie -
Once I saw a guy who took 14 hits to putt the ball in on a green.
You're a champion.  Grin


14?

On my worst day, and trust me I've had some doozies,  I have never reached 14.
I think I would have lost it by then and just gone home for the day.

My record for lost balls is 6 in a game
In Newcastle there is a course that has cross that pinch balls.
I was sure the damn thing was on the green, it was until the crow stole it.

But it's still all fun

As long as you don't take it seriously
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Reply #33 - Dec 5th, 2018 at 5:06am
 
Valkie wrote on Dec 5th, 2018 at 4:31am:
Bobby. wrote on Dec 4th, 2018 at 5:37am:
No worries Valkie -
Once I saw a guy who took 14 hits to putt the ball in on a green.
You're a champion.  Grin


14?

On my worst day, and trust me I've had some doozies,  I have never reached 14.
I think I would have lost it by then and just gone home for the day.

My record for lost balls is 6 in a game
In Newcastle there is a course that has cross that pinch balls.
I was sure the damn thing was on the green, it was until the crow stole it.

But it's still all fun

As long as you don't take it seriously



Me too -
BTW that was 14 on a par 3 hole.   Grin
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