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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 46487 Gender:	Re: Golf Reply #15 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:46pm I was too much of an aussie to play Golf. After doing running 'on-drives' (cricket style) and told to F-orff! by the establishment. I decided this game was not for me.
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Reply #17 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:51pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:43pm:

I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-

Put put?

-the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-

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Reply #18 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:52pm

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:

[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-

Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-

Do you make out in the windmill?

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Reply #19 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:53pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:

[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-

Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-

Do you make out in the windmill?

so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead

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Reply #20 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:56pm

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:

[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-

Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-

Do you make out in the windmill?

so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead

Did he get to first base?

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Reply #22 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:03pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:

[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-

Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-

Do you make out in the windmill?

so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead

Did he get to first base?

I think you should tell us about the time you got to first base with that lucky girl in the back of that bus Gordon- refresh our memory?

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Reply #23 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:04pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:59pm:

Here's my relationship to golf.

I did golf as a summer sport at high school which amounted to playing a couple of holes, getting away from the teacher and disappearing onto the course with a few joints and our girlfriends.

Maybe I'll take up golf again when I'm too old to surf, sup, windsurf....

surf lol

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Reply #24 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:05pm

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:03pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:

[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-

Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-

Do you make out in the windmill?

so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead

Did he get to first base?

I think you should tell us about the time you got to first base with that lucky girl in the back of that bus Gordon- refresh our memory?

It was on an oval, and more like a peck actually.

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Reply #25 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:07pm

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:04pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:59pm:

Here's my relationship to golf.

I did golf as a summer sport at high school which amounted to playing a couple of holes, getting away from the teacher and disappearing onto the course with a few joints and our girlfriends.

Maybe I'll take up golf again when I'm too old to surf, sup, windsurf....

surf lol

Oi!!

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Reply #26 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:11pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:05pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:03pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:

[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-

Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-

Do you make out in the windmill?

so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead

Did he get to first base?

I think you should tell us about the time you got to first base with that lucky girl in the back of that bus Gordon- refresh our memory?

It was on an oval, and more like a peck actually.

I wont repeat the incident I am thinking of but it tells me that your "getting to first base" skills are as base and nasty as anyone can get- and lets make no mistake G you dont surf- Wink

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Reply #27 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:21pm

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:11pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:05pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:03pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:56pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:53pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:52pm:

Agnes wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:50pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:45pm:

[quote author=Sargeant_Schultz link=1543438970/13#13 date=1543833822]I played a game once with my gf- I really loved it - I dont know the rules or how to play but it was fun-

Put put?
the time I played with my gf I was on a golf course- I had fun that day and a few coldies in the golf bag might have helped- but I am a killer at mini golf- 4 holes in one destroyed my opponents that fateful day-

Do you make out in the windmill?

so my record at mini golf didnt impress you dickhead

Did he get to first base?

I think you should tell us about the time you got to first base with that lucky girl in the back of that bus Gordon- refresh our memory?

It was on an oval, and more like a peck actually.

I wont repeat the incident I am thinking of but it tells me that your "getting to first base" skills are as base and nasty as anyone can get- and lets make no mistake G you dont surf- Wink

That was year 9, and it was a kiss. Karnal made up the rest, or just wishing it was her.

And if you don't believe I surf, at the Xmas party, I'll be towed right up to Lady Martins Beach on my board behind a jetski.

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Reply #28 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:31pm

Jasin wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 7:26pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 7:23pm:

I have played a bit of golf in my time. Best for nine was 42 and best for 18 was 85.

I played in a business golf day one day and had a terrible round of 126. Next day was my first entry in an event of the club I was a member of. I decided to just play down the middle instead of trying to hit the ball out of sight and after 4 holes I was 1 under par after birdying the first hole and par for the next three. The game fell apart a bit after that but I still got an 85 which was 6 strokes better than I had ever played before and my handicap of 26 gave me a win in the stableford event which was an annual honor board event.

My good form held up for one day. I got a 42 for nine the next day and never got under 90 again except for another 42 for nine two years later on a course in the UK with hired clubs.

My name is now painted in gold letters on the honor board at a golf club after winning that Stableford event.

I have also had a hole in one with a three wood on a very long par three on a course in Perth and there were two witnesses.

I haven't played on a course for about 8 years. Stopped going to driving range four years ago.

That's the funniest joke you've made all week!

You! A Golfer. Ha! Don't make us laugh

My exploit is recorded in history on the honor board at a golf club. It's not a laughing matter.

I was also a good cricketer, squash player, and dart player. I have my name twice on a cricket club honor board.

Also played Australian rules and rugby.

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Reply #29 - Dec 4^th, 2018 at 3:56am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 9:31pm:

Jasin wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 7:26pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 7:23pm:

I have played a bit of golf in my time. Best for nine was 42 and best for 18 was 85.

I played in a business golf day one day and had a terrible round of 126. Next day was my first entry in an event of the club I was a member of. I decided to just play down the middle instead of trying to hit the ball out of sight and after 4 holes I was 1 under par after birdying the first hole and par for the next three. The game fell apart a bit after that but I still got an 85 which was 6 strokes better than I had ever played before and my handicap of 26 gave me a win in the stableford event which was an annual honor board event.

My good form held up for one day. I got a 42 for nine the next day and never got under 90 again except for another 42 for nine two years later on a course in the UK with hired clubs.

My name is now painted in gold letters on the honor board at a golf club after winning that Stableford event.

I have also had a hole in one with a three wood on a very long par three on a course in Perth and there were two witnesses.

I haven't played on a course for about 8 years. Stopped going to driving range four years ago.

That's the funniest joke you've made all week!

You! A Golfer. Ha! Don't make us laugh

My exploit is recorded in history on the honor board at a golf club. It's not a laughing matter.

I was also a good cricketer, squash player, and dart player. I have my name twice on a cricket club honor board.

Also played Australian rules and rugby.

What a champ!!!

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