Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20
th, 2018 at 12:50pm:
Jasin wrote on Nov 19
th, 2018 at 11:49pm:
... I don't have a snow globe, but I do have a Plasma-Ball which really goes off when you put your hand upon it. ...
Premature ejaculation?
Did your alleged 100+ sex conquests last a second each?
Depends on wether I was in a hurry to put the rubbish out or get back to this Forum.
My last 'shag' was 8 years my senior. Never had kids and extremely 'tight' if you know what I mean?
So I got the 'older woman' cougar with the 'young body' Deal. But she drank/smoked pot too much for me, so because I wouldn't 'bend' to her way of life, she gave me the flick.
Oh well, I got my little Errol Flynn in for my 102nd 'not out'.
Gee my legs shaked a fair bit after not doing it for a 7 year itch though
when I walked back home.
So, how are you going my African (American) LTYC friend?
Have you achieved your cricketing 'century' yet?
You know - I've shagged quite a few 'Bantu' babes in my life too
Possibly knocked up a few