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Nov 19th, 2018 at 9:35pm
 
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Reply #1 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:12pm
 
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 9:35pm:


Let me Guess, a day India should embrace?
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Reply #2 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:18pm
 
Cu Chulainn wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:12pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 9:35pm:


Arriving home from schitty KL to my own beautiful bathroom, I'm embracing it.

Let me Guess, a day India should embrace?

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Reply #3 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:21pm
 
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 9:35pm:


Are you celebrating on your lawn?
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Reply #4 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:22pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:21pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 9:35pm:


Are you celebrating on your lawn?


No. I'm not you.
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Reply #5 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:53pm
 
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:22pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:21pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 9:35pm:


Are you celebrating on your lawn?


No. I'm not you.


You have severe constipation? Can I recommend a hot curry?
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Reply #6 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:54pm
 
I agree, Gordon. We should be grateful for what we have. These people do not necessarily have access to such lovely toilets and potties. Some may even need to access their streets.

The City of Parramatta would like to acknowledge the ethnic diversity of its residents and multilingual sewerage systems. We encourage all landlords to install a pot.

You see? Multicultural, innit.

Australian Standards, kiss my arse.
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Reply #7 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 11:17pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:22pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:21pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 9:35pm:


Are you celebrating on your lawn?


No. I'm not you.


You have severe constipation?


Is denizen Gordon full of poo?

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Reply #8 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 11:18pm
 
Apparently a hit in the back streets of down-town New Delhi...


TISM:

Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.

Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.

Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.






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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #9 - Nov 19th, 2018 at 11:24pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 11:17pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:53pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:22pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 10:21pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 19th, 2018 at 9:35pm:


Are you celebrating on your lawn?


No. I'm not you.


You have severe constipation?


Is denizen Gordon full of poo?



He wears bicycle clips on his trousers and has ear plugs.

Gordon's poo is being hoarded.
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Reply #10 - Nov 20th, 2018 at 6:09am
 
Good news!

Will shrinking aeroplane toilets stop fat people flying?


The new 61cm-wide lavatories found on some US flights can free up space for six additional passengers. But some may not be able to close the toilet door

https://www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2018/nov/19/will-shrinking-aeroplane...

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Reply #11 - Nov 23rd, 2018 at 11:03pm
 
Annual POTTIES Day - Pissing On Toilet Tops Instead of Enforced Sitting - I created that movement... I'm a great mover and shaker in reality...

On POTTIES Day, any registered pisser, male or female can piss on any toilet top up to midnight on the appointed day... other measures are not acceptable since this is a protest against the Swedish feminist nonsense of forcing men to sit down to pee....

Yar.. yar.. dar wasser iss vunny in Schweden... iss somedink ve drink...
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Reply #12 - Nov 23rd, 2018 at 11:03pm
 
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2018 at 6:09am:
Good news!

Will shrinking aeroplane toilets stop fat people flying?


The new 61cm-wide lavatories found on some US flights can free up space for six additional passengers. But some may not be able to close the toilet door

https://www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2018/nov/19/will-shrinking-aeroplane...



Thins only for the Mile High Club....
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