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I'm now a Muslim
Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:25pm
 
After a discussion with Gandalf, and confirmation that a Muslim is whatever a person claims him or herself to be, I've decided that I am now a Muslim.

Because religious beliefs are subjective and it's not up to anyone to tell me who is and who isn't a Muslim, I'm going to identify myself as a Muslim but I don't believe that Muhammad was the Final Prophet, or even a Prophet to begin with. I don't believe the Quran is the Word of God. Heck! I don't even believe in God myself.

I'm just a Muslim.
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Reply #1 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:31pm
 
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:25pm:
After a discussion with Gandalf, and confirmation that a Muslim is whatever a person claims him or herself to be, I've decided that I am now a Muslim.

Because religious beliefs are subjective and it's not up to anyone to tell me who is and who isn't a Muslim, I'm going to identify myself as a Muslim but I don't believe that Muhammad was the Final Prophet, or even a Prophet to begin with. I don't believe the Quran is the Word of God. Heck! I don't even believe in God myself.

I'm just a Muslim.



Can I be a Muslim too?
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Reply #2 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:32pm
 
الحمد لله
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Reply #3 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:34pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:32pm:
الحمد لله



Yeah, I think.
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Reply #4 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:34pm
 
polite_gandalf wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:32pm:
الحمد لله


Al hamidu allah!
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Reply #5 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:38pm
 
Is Auggie now a terrorist?
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Reply #6 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:41pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:38pm:
Is Auggie now a terrorist?


White dog.
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Reply #7 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:42pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:38pm:
Is Auggie now a terrorist?


Not a terrorist. Just a Muslim.

I don't subscribe to terrorist or fanatical beliefs.
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Reply #8 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:50pm
 
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:42pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:38pm:
Is Auggie now a terrorist?


Not a terrorist. Just a Muslim.

I don't subscribe to terrorist or fanatical beliefs.



We need to get Yadda's advice.
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Reply #9 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:51pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:50pm:
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:42pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:38pm:
Is Auggie now a terrorist?


Not a terrorist. Just a Muslim.

I don't subscribe to terrorist or fanatical beliefs.



We need to get Yadda's advice.


Yadda will say that Allah rejects innovations.
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Reply #10 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:08pm
 
Term Dog wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:31pm:
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:25pm:
After a discussion with Gandalf, and confirmation that a Muslim is whatever a person claims him or herself to be, I've decided that I am now a Muslim.

Because religious beliefs are subjective and it's not up to anyone to tell me who is and who isn't a Muslim, I'm going to identify myself as a Muslim but I don't believe that Muhammad was the Final Prophet, or even a Prophet to begin with. I don't believe the Quran is the Word of God. Heck! I don't even believe in God myself.

I'm just a Muslim.



Can I be a Muslim too?


Sure, it's all subjective. A Muslim is whatever you think it is.

P.S. One of the benefits of being a Muslim is that you could call people Islamophobes.
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Reply #11 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:11pm
 
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:08pm:
Term Dog wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:31pm:
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:25pm:
After a discussion with Gandalf, and confirmation that a Muslim is whatever a person claims him or herself to be, I've decided that I am now a Muslim.

Because religious beliefs are subjective and it's not up to anyone to tell me who is and who isn't a Muslim, I'm going to identify myself as a Muslim but I don't believe that Muhammad was the Final Prophet, or even a Prophet to begin with. I don't believe the Quran is the Word of God. Heck! I don't even believe in God myself.

I'm just a Muslim.



Can I be a Muslim too?


Sure, it's all subjective. A Muslim is whatever you think it is.

P.S. One of the benefits of being a Muslim is that you could call people Islamophobes.



Can I still eat Deluxe Crispy Bacon Burgers?
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Reply #12 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:15pm
 
Term Dog wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:11pm:
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:08pm:
Term Dog wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:31pm:
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:25pm:
After a discussion with Gandalf, and confirmation that a Muslim is whatever a person claims him or herself to be, I've decided that I am now a Muslim.

Because religious beliefs are subjective and it's not up to anyone to tell me who is and who isn't a Muslim, I'm going to identify myself as a Muslim but I don't believe that Muhammad was the Final Prophet, or even a Prophet to begin with. I don't believe the Quran is the Word of God. Heck! I don't even believe in God myself.

I'm just a Muslim.



Can I be a Muslim too?


Sure, it's all subjective. A Muslim is whatever you think it is.

P.S. One of the benefits of being a Muslim is that you could call people Islamophobes.



Can I still eat Deluxe Crispy Bacon Burgers?


Sure, you can still be a Muslim and eat pork or drink alcohol if you wish. It's all subjective, remember. Gandalf said so.
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Reply #13 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:18pm
 
yeah well I don't think I could handle muslims paradise, well the aliens with big tits maybe, but I wouldn't fit in with the crowd who hung around the little boys, so there I'd be a muslim terrorist in muslim paradise killing muslim martyrs who preferred the little boys.
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Reply #14 - Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:37pm
 
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:15pm:
Term Dog wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:11pm:
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 8:08pm:
Term Dog wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:31pm:
Auggie wrote on Nov 14th, 2018 at 7:25pm:
After a discussion with Gandalf, and confirmation that a Muslim is whatever a person claims him or herself to be, I've decided that I am now a Muslim.

Because religious beliefs are subjective and it's not up to anyone to tell me who is and who isn't a Muslim, I'm going to identify myself as a Muslim but I don't believe that Muhammad was the Final Prophet, or even a Prophet to begin with. I don't believe the Quran is the Word of God. Heck! I don't even believe in God myself.

I'm just a Muslim.



Can I be a Muslim too?


Sure, it's all subjective. A Muslim is whatever you think it is.

P.S. One of the benefits of being a Muslim is that you could call people Islamophobes.



Can I still eat Deluxe Crispy Bacon Burgers?


Sure, you can still be a Muslim and eat pork or drink alcohol if you wish. It's all subjective, remember. Gandalf said so.


Cool, I'm in.
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