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Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Sep 13^th, 2018 at 12:51pm

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Malcolm Turnbull and Tony Abbott somehow ended up at the same barber shop at the same time.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Malcolm in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Malcolm was quick to stop him jokingly saying,

"No thanks, Lucy will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Abbott and said... aftershave "Mr. Abbott?"

Abbott replied,

"Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like".

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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #1 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 12:57pm

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 12:51pm:

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Malcolm Turnbull and Tony Abbott somehow ended up at the same barber shop at the same time.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Malcolm in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Malcolm was quick to stop him jokingly saying,

"No thanks, Lucy will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Abbott and said... aftershave "Mr. Abbott?"

Abbott replied,

"Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like".

😂

So what you're essentially saying is that Abbotts wife has no life experience. Cool.

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matty Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11055 East Sydney Gender:	Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers Reply #2 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:10pm Good one. I have actually heard from multiple sources that Margie Abbott is one of the loveliest, down to earth, most humble ladies you could ever meet. And Warren Mundine and Graham Richardson have also said that if you dislike Abbott and want to stay that way, don’t meet him.
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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #3 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:19pm

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

Good one. I have actually heard from multiple sources that Margie Abbott is one of the loveliest, down to earth, most humble ladies you could ever meet. And Warren Mundine and Graham Richardson have also said that if you dislike Abbott and want to stay that way, don’t meet him.

That's true. I'm certain she knows her place in the kitchedn.

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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #4 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:27pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:19pm:

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

Good one. I have actually heard from multiple sources that Margie Abbott is one of the loveliest, down to earth, most humble ladies you could ever meet. And Warren Mundine and Graham Richardson have also said that if you dislike Abbott and want to stay that way, don’t meet him.

That's true. I'm certain she knows her place in the kitchedn.

That sounds pretty sexist, what made you make such a sexist remark?

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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #6 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:35pm

Aussie wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:30pm:

Gawd!

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That sounds pretty sexist, what made you make such a racist remark?

Racist? Howso, Matty?

Oops, typo. I guess I have both racism and sexism on the brain after the left trying to pretend that Serena was penalised for being a black woman and not for acting like a petulant whinging child.

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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #7 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:35pm

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:27pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:19pm:

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

Good one. I have actually heard from multiple sources that Margie Abbott is one of the loveliest, down to earth, most humble ladies you could ever meet. And Warren Mundine and Graham Richardson have also said that if you dislike Abbott and want to stay that way, don’t meet him.

That's true. I'm certain she knows her place in the kitchedn.

That sounds pretty sexist, what made you make such a sexist remark?

My bad, that was more a comment on how Tony would feel, rather my expectation of her in the kitchen.

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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #8 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:37pm

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:30pm:

Gawd!

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That sounds pretty sexist, what made you make such a racist remark?

Racist? Howso, Matty?

Oops, typo. I guess I have both racism and sexism on the brain after the left trying to pretend that Serena was penalised for being a black woman and not for acting like a petulant whinging child.

See again, I can maintain nuance here. I agree with her being penalised, but I can see how Mark Knights cartoon could be perceived badly.

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juliar Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 22966	Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers Reply #9 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 4:44pm Must be a slow news day.
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buzzanddidj Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 14004 Eganstown, via Daylesford, VIC Gender:	Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers Reply #10 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 7:55pm juliar wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 4:44pm: Must be a slow news day. That must be the most SANE observation you've ever made Even MORE remarkable - I totally AGREE with you
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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #11 - Sep 13^th, 2018 at 8:21pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:19pm:

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

Good one. I have actually heard from multiple sources that Margie Abbott is one of the loveliest, down to earth, most humble ladies you could ever meet. And Warren Mundine and Graham Richardson have also said that if you dislike Abbott and want to stay that way, don’t meet him.

That's true. I'm certain she knows her place in the kitchedn.

Not when it's ironing time.

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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #12 - Sep 15^th, 2018 at 1:51pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:35pm:

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:27pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:19pm:

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

Good one. I have actually heard from multiple sources that Margie Abbott is one of the loveliest, down to earth, most humble ladies you could ever meet. And Warren Mundine and Graham Richardson have also said that if you dislike Abbott and want to stay that way, don’t meet him.

That's true. I'm certain she knows her place in the kitchedn.

That sounds pretty sexist, what made you make such a sexist remark?

My bad, that was more a comment on how Tony would feel, rather my expectation of her in the kitchen.

How do you know that Tony thinks that?

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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #13 - Sep 15^th, 2018 at 1:52pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:37pm:

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:35pm:

Aussie wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:30pm:

Gawd!

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That sounds pretty sexist, what made you make such a racist remark?

Racist? Howso, Matty?

Oops, typo. I guess I have both racism and sexism on the brain after the left trying to pretend that Serena was penalised for being a black woman and not for acting like a petulant whinging child.

See again, I can maintain nuance here. I agree with her being penalised, but I can see how Mark Knights cartoon could be perceived badly.

And yet not a word when other cartoonists, or Knight himself, makes the same cartoons about whites.

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Re: Turncoat and Abbott ended up at the same barbers
Reply #14 - Sep 15^th, 2018 at 1:52pm

Dnarever wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 8:21pm:

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:19pm:

matty wrote on Sep 13^th, 2018 at 1:10pm:

Good one. I have actually heard from multiple sources that Margie Abbott is one of the loveliest, down to earth, most humble ladies you could ever meet. And Warren Mundine and Graham Richardson have also said that if you dislike Abbott and want to stay that way, don’t meet him.

That's true. I'm certain she knows her place in the kitchedn.

Not when it's ironing time.

Huh?

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