Don't worry Bobby. I had you walk past me on King St and I'm still here to tell the tale. That was me on those steps with my little 'client' that pays me to be his friend. You're a very 'intense' looking man. Melbourne changed so much, that you're feeling it close in around you?

If I can't get to Collingwood, its because my client wants otherwise, somewhere else in Melbourne (We only have a day really, before heading 800kms back). But I'll try as I'm very interested to see this cliché northern hemisphere black ghetto that 'copies' Harlem or something.

Melbourne is a fraud. Projecting itself as the Domestic Capital of Australia (with its club-level AFL), unlike International Sydney (with its International Test level NRL) - also a fraud. But Melbourne is nothing but a Northern Hemisphere cliché from Beijing to New York.

*Sudanese comes out to eye-ball JaSin.
"You calling me a Ni%$#r!?"
JaSin gives him a Maori nose greeting
"That depends. Are you from the two West African nations of N%$^^ria & N%$er??"
Sudanese: "Er, no. I'm from Sudan."
JaSin: "Oh - so you're just a bit 'Sudsy' on the shoe polish then!"