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Reply #15 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:26pm
 

I saw Bobby outside a sperm bank the other day, and he had this in his hand:


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Reply #16 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:27pm
 
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:23pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:00pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:55pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:51pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:45pm:
When I was a kid and I heard about the caste 'untouchable' I thought it meant they were so godly that normal people aren't fit to touch them.


Gordon, fifty years ago you were a snotty nosed little kid. Nothing has changed except your age.


And you're an Indian turd.


We don't need to be informed of your aspirations.


Why would I aspire to be a curryshtter?

Nor would I keep one in my house as a pet. Yuck.



A lean-to is not very spacious. I have never heard a lean-to referred to as a house before.
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Reply #17 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:28pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:26pm:
I saw Bobby outside a sperm bank the other day, and he had this in his hand:


https://www.handsonbanking.org/financial-education/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/TE...


I am not going to ask what was in his other hand.
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Reply #18 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:29pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:27pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:23pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:00pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:55pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:51pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:45pm:
When I was a kid and I heard about the caste 'untouchable' I thought it meant they were so godly that normal people aren't fit to touch them.


Gordon, fifty years ago you were a snotty nosed little kid. Nothing has changed except your age.


And you're an Indian turd.


We don't need to be informed of your aspirations.


Why would I aspire to be a curryshtter?

Nor would I keep one in my house as a pet. Yuck.



A lean-to is not very spacious. I have never heard a lean-to referred to as a house before.


Nor am I an Abo. Keep trying, turd.
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Reply #19 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:30pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:28pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:26pm:
I saw Bobby outside a sperm bank the other day, and he had this in his hand:


https://www.handsonbanking.org/financial-education/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/TE...


I am not going to ask what was in his other hand.


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Reply #20 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:44pm
 
Apparently, I have good genes. My daughters have grown up with pretty faces, athletic sportiness and high IQs. Loved by the community. They just have to deal with the fact that their father is anywhere from 13 to 16 years older than them. I am considered the sperm donor. And the thought of the mothers obtaining child support from me is out of the question, unless the courts want to question calendar dates and circumstances.
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Reply #21 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:46pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:28pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:26pm:
I saw Bobby outside a sperm bank the other day, and he had this in his hand:


https://www.handsonbanking.org/financial-education/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/TE...


I am not going to ask what was in his other hand.



lols
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Reply #22 - Aug 17th, 2018 at 8:01pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:07am:

Or ... "you squeeze it we freeze it" as my youngest son once answered the phone, it was his boss.
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