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Aug 16th, 2018 at 12:25am
 
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Her doctor told her that “because there’s such a small number of male sperm donors in Queensland, the quality isn’t very high, particularly as these particular men have been donating sperm for some time, and they are older generally”.


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Reply #1 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 9:30am
 
You'd think sitting on a beaded seat cover would help sperm count and quality.

YUCK
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Reply #2 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:53am
 
The quote indicated that QLD sperm donors are mostly elderly long-term wankers. How weird is that?
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Reply #4 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:48am
 
Queensland needs the services of Denizen Gordon who ferrets horny old goats out of society and lodges them in a shack for the purposes of creating a social safety valve and sharpens their technique with expert instruction.
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Reply #5 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 9:19pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:48am:
Queensland needs the services of Denizen Gordon who ferrets horny old goats out of society and lodges them in a shack for the purposes of creating a social safety valve and sharpens their technique with expert instruction.



U4skin is the product of an Indian low caste sperm bank. Shall we start calling you "Untouchable"?
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Reply #6 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:22pm
 
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:48am:
Queensland needs the services of Denizen Gordon who ferrets horny old goats out of society and lodges them in a shack for the purposes of creating a social safety valve and sharpens their technique with expert instruction.



U4skin is the product of an Indian low caste sperm bank. Shall we start calling you "Untouchable"?


Oh, I though he was a sperm bank taste tester.
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Reply #7 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:28pm
 
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:22pm:
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:48am:
Queensland needs the services of Denizen Gordon who ferrets horny old goats out of society and lodges them in a shack for the purposes of creating a social safety valve and sharpens their technique with expert instruction.



U4skin is the product of an Indian low caste sperm bank. Shall we start calling you "Untouchable"?


Oh, I though he was a sperm bank taste tester.


"...a hint of South Indian curry in this load ..."
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Reply #8 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:33pm
 
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:28pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:22pm:
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:48am:
Queensland needs the services of Denizen Gordon who ferrets horny old goats out of society and lodges them in a shack for the purposes of creating a social safety valve and sharpens their technique with expert instruction.



U4skin is the product of an Indian low caste sperm bank. Shall we start calling you "Untouchable"?


Oh, I though he was a sperm bank taste tester.


"...a hint of South Indian curry in this load ..."


Gud eatn?
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Reply #9 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:38pm
 
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:33pm:
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:28pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:22pm:
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:48am:
Queensland needs the services of Denizen Gordon who ferrets horny old goats out of society and lodges them in a shack for the purposes of creating a social safety valve and sharpens their technique with expert instruction.



U4skin is the product of an Indian low caste sperm bank. Shall we start calling you "Untouchable"?


Oh, I though he was a sperm bank taste tester.


"...a hint of South Indian curry in this load ..."


Gud eatn?


Only if you are a Dalit ...
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Reply #10 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:45pm
 
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:38pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:33pm:
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:28pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:22pm:
AiA wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:48am:
Queensland needs the services of Denizen Gordon who ferrets horny old goats out of society and lodges them in a shack for the purposes of creating a social safety valve and sharpens their technique with expert instruction.



U4skin is the product of an Indian low caste sperm bank. Shall we start calling you "Untouchable"?


Oh, I though he was a sperm bank taste tester.


"...a hint of South Indian curry in this load ..."


Gud eatn?


Only if you are a Dalit ...


When I was a kid and I heard about the caste 'untouchable' I thought it meant they were so godly that normal people aren't fit to touch them.

If only someone explained they were basically filthy cabbies.

Yuck
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Reply #11 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:51pm
 
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:45pm:
When I was a kid and I heard about the caste 'untouchable' I thought it meant they were so godly that normal people aren't fit to touch them.


Gordon, fifty years ago you were a snotty nosed little kid. Nothing has changed except your age.
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Reply #12 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:55pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:51pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:45pm:
When I was a kid and I heard about the caste 'untouchable' I thought it meant they were so godly that normal people aren't fit to touch them.


Gordon, fifty years ago you were a snotty nosed little kid. Nothing has changed except your age.


And you're an Indian turd.
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Reply #13 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:00pm
 
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:55pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:51pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:45pm:
When I was a kid and I heard about the caste 'untouchable' I thought it meant they were so godly that normal people aren't fit to touch them.


Gordon, fifty years ago you were a snotty nosed little kid. Nothing has changed except your age.


And you're an Indian turd.


We don't need to be informed of your aspirations.
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Reply #14 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:23pm
 
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 11:00pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:55pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:51pm:
Gordon wrote on Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:45pm:
When I was a kid and I heard about the caste 'untouchable' I thought it meant they were so godly that normal people aren't fit to touch them.


Gordon, fifty years ago you were a snotty nosed little kid. Nothing has changed except your age.


And you're an Indian turd.


We don't need to be informed of your aspirations.


Why would I aspire to be a curryshtter?

Nor would I keep one in my house as a pet. Yuck.

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