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Jun 15th, 2018 at 8:25am
 
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/man-with-worlds-bigges...

A MAN who claims to have the largest penis on the planet says his sexual conquests have included some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrities.

American Jonah Falcon, 47, says numerous A-listers, including “Oscar nominees and Oscar winners”, have sought him out for sex thanks to his 13.5 inch (34cm) member.

Mr Falcon, an actor, says while film directors are too intimidated by stories about his “massive manhood” to cast him, the same tales have lured some of Hollywood’s biggest stars to his bedroom.

“It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me,” he said. “It sucks. It relegates me into doing smaller parts. Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my acting career, but here in Hollywood it’s a negative.”

Speaking to The Sun about the stars he has bedded, Mr Falcon, who is openly bisexual, claimed he had “slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners”.

He refused to reveal their identities but did confirm the world’s most feted actor was not among them.

“It wasn’t Meryl Streep,” he said.

Mr Falcon made headlines in December when he became embroiled in an ugly feud with arch rival Roberto Cabrera, who also claims to have the world’s largest phallus.

Mr Cabrera, who says he measures in at just under 19 inches (48cm), recently won a court battle to be officially recognised as disabled.

He successfully argued his mammoth penis made it too difficult to walk — let alone work — and now receives a government pension.

But Mr Falcon has dismissed the 55-year-old Mexican national as a fraud, accusing him of cheating by using weights “constantly” to stretch his foreskin.

“His penis isn’t 19 inches,” he said at the time. “Doctors have acknowledged this and said he could have a normal sex life if he is essentially circumcised.




Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

do they ever stop!!!!
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Reply #1 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 8:54am
 
Would you have a crack at something that big?
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Reply #2 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 4:27pm
 
GORDON... thats not the point.....the point is its all you guys brag about..

and the answer is NO.....did you see the turnips picture... I means to say... someone needs to tell him..
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Reply #3 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 4:35pm
 
Cods,
the tool shed is for men only.
You're not supposed to be here.
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Reply #4 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 5:11pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 4:35pm:
Cods,
the tool shed is for men only.
You're not supposed to be here.


What are you doing here then, Booby?

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Reply #5 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 5:26pm
 
Why won't cods answer the question ?

Hey, let's all chuck in a dollar for another bottle of metho and maybe well get an answer  Grin
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Reply #6 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 5:33pm
 
cods wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 4:27pm:
GORDON... thats not the point.....the point is its all you guys brag about..

and the answer is NO.....did you see the turnips picture... I means to say... someone needs to tell him..


When women start lusting after big cocks men will stop bragging  Grin Grin Grin Grin


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Reply #7 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 6:00pm
 
13.5 inches!!!!!

Put a sock on it and send it to school.
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Reply #8 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 6:04pm
 
TheFunPolice wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 5:26pm:
Why won't cods answer the question ?

Hey, let's all chuck in a dollar for another bottle of metho and maybe well get an answer  Grin



do you want another ban   hear that sunshine.. mummys calling you! Angry Angry
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Reply #9 - Jun 15th, 2018 at 6:05pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 5:33pm:
cods wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 4:27pm:
GORDON... thats not the point.....the point is its all you guys brag about..

and the answer is NO.....did you see the turnips picture... I means to say... someone needs to tell him..


When women start lusting after big cocks men will stop bragging  Grin Grin Grin Grin





I am not even going there  Tongue Tongue Tongue   I can only b elieve its all in your dreams...its most certainly the only thing on your minds... Grin Grin
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Reply #10 - Jul 22nd, 2018 at 10:22am
 
cods wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 8:25am:
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/man-with-worlds-bigges...

A MAN who claims to have the largest penis on the planet says his sexual conquests have included some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrities.

American Jonah Falcon, 47, says numerous A-listers, including “Oscar nominees and Oscar winners”, have sought him out for sex thanks to his 13.5 inch (34cm) member.

Mr Falcon, an actor, says while film directors are too intimidated by stories about his “massive manhood” to cast him, the same tales have lured some of Hollywood’s biggest stars to his bedroom.

“It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me,” he said. “It sucks. It relegates me into doing smaller parts. Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my acting career, but here in Hollywood it’s a negative.”

Speaking to The Sun about the stars he has bedded, Mr Falcon, who is openly bisexual, claimed he had “slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners”.

He refused to reveal their identities but did confirm the world’s most feted actor was not among them.

“It wasn’t Meryl Streep,” he said.

Mr Falcon made headlines in December when he became embroiled in an ugly feud with arch rival Roberto Cabrera, who also claims to have the world’s largest phallus.

Mr Cabrera, who says he measures in at just under 19 inches (48cm), recently won a court battle to be officially recognised as disabled.

He successfully argued his mammoth penis made it too difficult to walk — let alone work — and now receives a government pension.

But Mr Falcon has dismissed the 55-year-old Mexican national as a fraud, accusing him of cheating by using weights “constantly” to stretch his foreskin.

“His penis isn’t 19 inches,” he said at the time. “Doctors have acknowledged this and said he could have a normal sex life if he is essentially circumcised.




Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

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Some men are longer than others............. Wink Smiley
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Reply #11 - Jul 22nd, 2018 at 12:31pm
 
and some men cheat- men who brag about their members are just damn sad- and guess what if they actually had erections at 13 and 19 inches they would pass out- the blood required to fill it lol
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Reply #12 - Jul 22nd, 2018 at 12:33pm
 
cods wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 6:05pm:
Gordon wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 5:33pm:
cods wrote on Jun 15th, 2018 at 4:27pm:
GORDON... thats not the point.....the point is its all you guys brag about..

and the answer is NO.....did you see the turnips picture... I means to say... someone needs to tell him..


When women start lusting after big cocks men will stop bragging  Grin Grin Grin Grin





I am not even going there  Tongue Tongue Tongue   I can only b elieve its all in your dreams...its most certainly the only thing on your minds... Grin Grin

Its Gordy so it is- Wink
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Reply #13 - Jul 22nd, 2018 at 12:36pm
 
Agnes wrote on Jul 22nd, 2018 at 12:31pm:
and some men cheat- men who brag about their members are just damn sad- and guess what if they actually had erections at 13 and 19 inches they would pass out- the blood required to fill it lol


Does someone you know brag about his alleged prodigious penis, Agnes?

"Oh I say!"
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Reply #14 - Jul 22nd, 2018 at 1:22pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jul 22nd, 2018 at 12:36pm:
Agnes wrote on Jul 22nd, 2018 at 12:31pm:
and some men cheat- men who brag about their members are just damn sad- and guess what if they actually had erections at 13 and 19 inches they would pass out- the blood required to fill it lol


Does someone you know brag about his alleged prodigious penis, Agnes?

"Oh I say!"

alleged- no sorry its actually real and I thinkyou want a bit of that aussie- you cannot help but comment on it everytime a chance presents itself you re there salivating-  Wink something to tell me aussie-?
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