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Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:13am
 
Well, maybe not, but he looks like schitt

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Reply #1 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:26am
 
He was such a pretty boy. Maybe this is his new look? Or perhaps he's got some disease? He doesn't look well.
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Reply #2 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:56am
 
mantra wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:26am:
He was such a pretty boy. Maybe this is his new look? Or perhaps he's got some disease? He doesn't look well.

he has done it tough the last couple years with his very hard relationship and split with Amber Heard etc- he looks sick i agree- its worrying- drugs drink stress- the life sucked right out of him
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Reply #3 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:10am
 
Skeletor.
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Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:10am:
Skeletor.



Looks like full-blown AIDS before the introduction of antiretrovirals.
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Reply #5 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:43am
 
Movie roll perhaps?
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Reply #6 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:56am
 
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:30am:
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:10am:
Skeletor.



Looks like full-blown AIDS before the introduction of antiretrovirals.

yeah that crossed my mind tbh-  could very well be a movie role as well ( CC)-  Mathew Mcconnaughy became anorexic for Dallas Buyers club as did Jared Leto- great movie ( depressing) -
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Reply #7 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:06am
 
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:56am:
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:30am:
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:10am:
Skeletor.



Looks like full-blown AIDS before the introduction of antiretrovirals.

yeah that crossed my mind tbh-  could very well be a movie role as well ( CC)-  Mathew Mcconnaughy became anorexic for Dallas Buyers club as did Jared Leto- great movie ( depressing) -

A movie about dying and invisible men- its all good folks-


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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6448377/johnny-depp-weight-loss-films-term...
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Reply #8 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:44am
 
Just goes to show; you don't mess with Barnaby.
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Reply #9 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 11:29am
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:44am:
Just goes to show; you don't mess with Barnaby.



voodoo    Grin Grin Grin

I think thats how he really looks without the make up and hair....
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Reply #10 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 2:59pm
 
cods wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 11:29am:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:44am:
Just goes to show; you don't mess with Barnaby.



voodoo    Grin Grin Grin

I think thats how he really looks without the make up and hair....

like half the planets female pop- we all have a crush on JOHNNY cods
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Reply #11 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:14pm
 
He's a woman

was always a woman

now it's out there for all to see

Caitlin has nothing on little Deppy

in my opinion
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Reply #12 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:17pm
 
Looks like he has got Cancer and some quack has conned into taking a course of chemo Sad
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Reply #13 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:38pm
 
Sir lastnail wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:17pm:
Looks like he has got Cancer and some quack has conned into taking a course of chemo Sad



He's been sporting the menopausal spread since some years ago

Tried to hide it with goth-dress, layers and a chest full of medallians and other crap, facial hair, etc

His hips and thighs spread too and his jowls collapsed

Another who ended up lookign like Aunty Edna

Too bad for him.  He sipped from the poison chalice and did the deal with the debil

No turning back for him or any of those who did that deal when they were young and hungry

They're all forced to drag themselves around on 'last tours' and through z-grade movies

Weary hamsters forced to keep running on the wheel
long after they've had their fill and just want to retire to a cabin in the wilderness

Cher
Jagger and the other creeps
mcCartney
Sinatra
the list is endless

Sold their souls and unable to buy it back

Cancer is one way out.  Maybe some of them opt for that


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Reply #14 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:49pm
 
Captain Caveman wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:43am:
Movie roll perhaps?


Christian Bale had to drop so much weight for his movie role, before he had to put on muscle for the Batman series.
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Reply #15 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:53pm
 
Maybe he has rabies from the dog he tried to smuggle into Australia??
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Reply #16 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:58pm
 
He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted.  Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?

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Reply #17 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:53pm
 
PZ547 wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:58pm:
He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted.  Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?


He aquired his fame because of his physical beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess-  jealousy is  waste of time-

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Reply #18 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:58pm
 
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:53pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:58pm:
He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted.  Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?


He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess-  jealousy is  waste of time-


But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?
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Reply #19 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:06pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:58pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:53pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:58pm:
He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted.  Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?


He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess-  jealousy is  waste of time-


But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

he will be back to normal in no time- never fear-
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Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:58pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:53pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:58pm:
He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted.  Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?


He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess-  jealousy is a waste of time-


But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

would you?
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Reply #21 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:15pm
 
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:08pm:
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:58pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:53pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:58pm:
He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted.  Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?


He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess-  jealousy is a waste of time-


But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

would you?


Nah, not my type.
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Reply #22 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:16pm
 
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:06pm:
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:58pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 4:53pm:
PZ547 wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 3:58pm:
He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted.  Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?


He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess-  jealousy is  waste of time-


But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

he will be back to normal in no time- never fear-


How about Val Kilmer?
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Reply #23 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:22pm
 
Val Kilojoule.
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Reply #24 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:24pm
 
Gordon these men were extremely tasty at their peak- so whats your point ?
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Reply #25 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:26pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:22pm:
Val Kilojoule.


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Reply #26 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:27pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:26pm:
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Reply #27 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:43pm
 
I forgot how men can be bitchy when Jelly- just stop it guys- you will lose your manly good looks one day as well we wont dance on your grave-
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Reply #28 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 6:24pm
 
I have to admit agnes    never liked any of Johnnys films...... havent seen any of the Pirate rubbish....but anything else  has bored me to death.

he ruined the Chocolate Factory..

and they keep showing that one on tv...really annoying.
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Reply #29 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:00pm
 

Perhaps he is in the new Bobby Sands movie.
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cods wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 6:24pm:
I have to admit agnes    never liked any of Johnnys films...... havent seen any of the Pirate rubbish....but anything else  has bored me to death.

he ruined the Chocolate Factory..

and they keep showing that one on tv...really annoying.

these  men are not commenting on the acting ability of these men they are being very bitchy about how they look- nasty and bitchy-would they put up their own pic- can guarantee no they wont-  I liked the pirates films- Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet- this latest one is called the invisible man and he is prepared to too subject himself to ridicule about his looks to take on the role-
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Pictured here in 2015, Johnny's latest look is dramatically different
However, it has also been claimed that Johnny's dramatic weight-loss is due to another potential forthcoming movie - a remake of the 1933 film The Invisible Man.

Based on the H.G. Wells science fiction novel, the plot followed a scientist called Griffin who has managed to make himself invisible.

In the book, the character wore a long-sleeved thick coat and gloves, hiding his face - apart from a fake pink nose - in bandages.

At the end of the story, The Invisible Man's battered body became visible after he is killed by a mob.

Playing the role may require Depp to lose weight as Griffin fears he will become gruesomely visible if he eats anything


sounds good cant wait to see it
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Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...
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AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:57pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...



Who could forget classics like Donnie Brasco, Fear and Loathing and if course, Edward Penishands.

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Reply #33 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:19pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:57pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...

   Well as long as you say its so it must be true- none of us know what his financial woes are- and we dont know if he got the parts he wanted etc- or the details of his business dealings- he wil find it harder to recover at his age if he he over does the weight loss thing- as well- I think The Invisible Man will be very good and hopefully enough to dig him out-
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Reply #34 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:22pm
 
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:57pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...

   Well as long as you say its so it must be true- none of us know what his financial woes are- and we dont know if he got the parts he wanted etc- or the details of his business dealings- he wil find it harder to recover at his age if he he over does the weight loss thing- as well- I think The Invisible Man will be very good and hopefully enough to dig him out-


A simple Google will reveal all, Agnes.
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Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:57pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...

   Well as long as you say its so it must be true- none of us know what his financial woes are- and we dont know if he got the parts he wanted etc- or the details of his business dealings- he wil find it harder to recover at his age if he he over does the weight loss thing- as well- I think The Invisible Man will be very good and hopefully enough to dig him out-


There are plenty of interviews written over the years of Depp explaining how he went for quality rather than the money early on in his career and the many fine roles he has played. And lately plenty of pieces detailing his financial woes. You don't have to take my word for it  Wink
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Reply #36 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:32pm
 
Aussie wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:22pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:57pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...

   Well as long as you say its so it must be true- none of us know what his financial woes are- and we dont know if he got the parts he wanted etc- or the details of his business dealings- he wil find it harder to recover at his age if he he over does the weight loss thing- as well- I think The Invisible Man will be very good and hopefully enough to dig him out-


A simple Google will reveal all, Agnes.


Did you see the movie where he played an Indian?
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Reply #37 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:52pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:32pm:
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Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
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Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...

   Well as long as you say its so it must be true- none of us know what his financial woes are- and we dont know if he got the parts he wanted etc- or the details of his business dealings- he wil find it harder to recover at his age if he he over does the weight loss thing- as well- I think The Invisible Man will be very good and hopefully enough to dig him out-


A simple Google will reveal all, Agnes.


Did you see the movie where he played an Indian?


He may have done that one for the money as well. I mean, he was spending USD 30,000 monthly on wine alone ...
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He may have done that one for the money as well. I mean, he was spending USD 30,000 monthly on wine alone ...


He's either got a great wine cellar or stuffed liver.
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Reply #39 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:58pm
 
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:52pm:
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:32pm:
Aussie wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:22pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:19pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:57pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...

   Well as long as you say its so it must be true- none of us know what his financial woes are- and we dont know if he got the parts he wanted etc- or the details of his business dealings- he wil find it harder to recover at his age if he he over does the weight loss thing- as well- I think The Invisible Man will be very good and hopefully enough to dig him out-


A simple Google will reveal all, Agnes.


Did you see the movie where he played an Indian?


He may have done that one for the money as well. I mean, he was spending USD 30,000 monthly on wine alone ...


I'd like to see him in a remake of Taxi Driver.

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some films should never be re made- Taxi driver is one of them-
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Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 10:27pm:
some films should never be re made- Taxi driver is one of them-


Why?  It is well regarded.

Link.
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Reply #42 - Jun 6th, 2018 at 10:51pm
 
A real work of art cannot be re-created or improved or added to ... but if someone wants to try ... You couldn't remake The Godfather I or II because they simply can't be improved ...
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Reply #43 - Jun 7th, 2018 at 9:54pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:26pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:22pm:
Val Kilojoule.


You can be my chicken wingman anytime


Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?

I'll get drive-thru.
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Reply #44 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 9:15am
 
Observation:  loss of weight, gaunt, loss of facial hair and hair overall. 

Verdict:  it is likely that he is undergoing some sort of chemotherapy treatment for cancer perhaps.  And for a man in the 50s, most likely either bowel, or prostate cancer.
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Reply #45 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 11:16am
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 9:06pm:
AiA wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 8:57pm:
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 7:28pm:
Depp is a good actor but he hasnt got his teeth into anything decent yet-


Untrue. Depp sought out challenging roles from the beginning of his cinematic acting career after he left that TV show from long ago. The Pirate films are the exception and, I suspect, he did for those for the money and from what I have read, he has big money troubles ...



Who could forget classics like Donnie Brasco, Fear and Loathing and if course, Edward Penishands.


he is also a very generous man and worked for free on the Ledgers last film-The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - as a courtesy to him- and his family-
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Reply #46 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 11:19am
 
tickleandrose wrote on Jun 8th, 2018 at 9:15am:
Observation:  loss of weight, gaunt, loss of facial hair and hair overall. 

Verdict:  it is likely that he is undergoing some sort of chemotherapy treatment for cancer perhaps.  And for a man in the 50s, most likely either bowel, or prostate cancer. 

if reports are correct - he is losing weight in prep for his latest role- the link is is ^^^ up there
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Reply #47 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 11:40am
 
Agnes wrote on Jun 6th, 2018 at 5:43pm:
I forgot how men can be bitchy when Jelly- just stop it guys- you will lose your manly good looks one day as well we wont dance on your grave-


You got that right. I am old and fat,and look a bit like a pirate santa claus, and my memory ain't what it used to be, I reckon my years of drug abuse have taken their toll, and I am probably at least 30 to 40 maybe more,( but I knowem I am a bit ferked up thinking wise, comparatively speakin'),IQ points lower than my peak score at 18.(Mind you, they refused to actually tell me what it was, they just told me where I ranked, and the point is, we all get old.

I used to have a theory, that everybody is pretty at least at some stage of their life, maybe as a baby, or toddler, or an old person, so hang n for your time to shine.
If you are very lucky you will get it in early adulthood, when you want to sow some o'dem wild oats.

Johnny Depp was hot as hell, I would have given him one if he asked nice.(not that I'm gay, but I once fooked a bloke that was, and he seemed nice) Roll Eyes

I can see why people would be concerned, I hope they are wrong, but I am afraid they more likely are correct, and if it is chemo, hopefully it works out well for him.
He sure always seemed cool as poo, and that is cool with me.
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Reply #48 - Jun 8th, 2018 at 12:17pm
 
I'm just going by the article that tells us he is losing weight for his next movie role- so that explains it- he is 50 years old in this pic- I do understand the jealousy- still gorgeous






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