Australian Politics Forum - Johnny Depp Near Death

Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #15 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:53pm Maybe he has rabies from the dog he tried to smuggle into Australia??
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PZ547 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9282 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #16 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:58pm He's always been boring as bat.sh.it Has always overacted. Embarrassing So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?
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Re: Johnny Depp Near Death
Reply #17 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:53pm

PZ547 wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:58pm:

He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted. Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?

He aquired his fame because of his physical beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess- jealousy is waste of time-

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Re: Johnny Depp Near Death
Reply #18 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:58pm

Agnes wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:53pm:

PZ547 wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:58pm:

He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted. Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?

He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess- jealousy is waste of time-

But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

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Re: Johnny Depp Near Death
Reply #19 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:06pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:58pm:

Agnes wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:53pm:

PZ547 wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:58pm:

He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted. Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?

He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess- jealousy is waste of time-

But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

he will be back to normal in no time- never fear-

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Reply #20 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:08pm

Gordon wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:58pm:

Agnes wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:53pm:

PZ547 wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:58pm:

He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted. Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?

He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess- jealousy is a waste of time-

But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

would you?

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Reply #21 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:15pm

Agnes wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:08pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:58pm:

Agnes wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:53pm:

PZ547 wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:58pm:

He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted. Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?

He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess- jealousy is a waste of time-

But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

would you?

Nah, not my type.

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Reply #22 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:16pm

Agnes wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:06pm:

Gordon wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:58pm:

Agnes wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 4:53pm:

PZ547 wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:58pm:

He's always been boring as bat.sh.it

Has always overacted. Embarrassing

So who the hell promoted that little freak and who the hell paid to watch him mincing around in heavy make up and dresses and other disguises to distract from the fact that here was a skinny, tiny little woman with a fake moustache?

He aquired his fame because of his physicial beauty- its annoying isnt it? A life long beauty filter- just lucky I guess- jealousy is waste of time-

But would you still let emaciated Depp put his shoes under your bed?

he will be back to normal in no time- never fear-

How about Val Kilmer?

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #23 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:22pm Val Kilojoule.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #24 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:24pm Gordon these men were extremely tasty at their peak- so whats your point ?
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20221 Gordon Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #25 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:26pm Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:22pm: Val Kilojoule. You can be my chicken wingman anytime
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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #26 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:27pm Gordon wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:26pm: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:22pm: Val Kilojoule. You can be my chicken wingman anytime My pleasure Gordy.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #27 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 5:43pm I forgot how men can be bitchy when Jelly- just stop it guys- you will lose your manly good looks one day as well we wont dance on your grave-
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #28 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 6:24pm I have to admit agnes never liked any of Johnnys films...... havent seen any of the Pirate rubbish....but anything else has bored me to death. he ruined the Chocolate Factory.. and they keep showing that one on tv...really annoying.
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miketrees Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6488 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #29 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 7:00pm Perhaps he is in the new Bobby Sands movie.
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