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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Johnny Depp Near Death Jun 6^th, 2018 at 7:13am Well, maybe not, but he looks like schitt
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mantra Gold Member Offline ozpolitic.com Posts: 10750 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #1 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 7:26am He was such a pretty boy. Maybe this is his new look? Or perhaps he's got some disease? He doesn't look well.
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Reply #2 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 7:56am

mantra wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 7:26am:

He was such a pretty boy. Maybe this is his new look? Or perhaps he's got some disease? He doesn't look well.

he has done it tough the last couple years with his very hard relationship and split with Amber Heard etc- he looks sick i agree- its worrying- drugs drink stress- the life sucked right out of him

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20231 Gordon Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #3 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:10am Skeletor.
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #4 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:30am Gordon wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:10am: Skeletor. Looks like full-blown AIDS before the introduction of antiretrovirals.
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Captain Caveman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6209 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #5 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:43am Movie roll perhaps?
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Reply #6 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:56am

AiA wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:30am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:10am:

Skeletor.

Looks like full-blown AIDS before the introduction of antiretrovirals.

yeah that crossed my mind tbh- could very well be a movie role as well ( CC)- Mathew Mcconnaughy became anorexic for Dallas Buyers club as did Jared Leto- great movie ( depressing) -

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Reply #7 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 9:06am

Agnes wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:56am:

AiA wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:30am:

Gordon wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:10am:

Skeletor.

Looks like full-blown AIDS before the introduction of antiretrovirals.

yeah that crossed my mind tbh- could very well be a movie role as well ( CC)- Mathew Mcconnaughy became anorexic for Dallas Buyers club as did Jared Leto- great movie ( depressing) -

A movie about dying and invisible men- its all good folks-

Capt Caveman was right
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6448377/johnny-depp-weight-loss-films-term...

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Mr Hammer Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 25212 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #8 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 9:44am Just goes to show; you don't mess with Barnaby.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #9 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 11:29am Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 9:44am: Just goes to show; you don't mess with Barnaby. voodoo I think thats how he really looks without the make up and hair....
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #10 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 2:59pm cods wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 11:29am: Mr Hammer wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 9:44am: Just goes to show; you don't mess with Barnaby. voodoo I think thats how he really looks without the make up and hair.... like half the planets female pop- we all have a crush on JOHNNY cods
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PZ547 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9282 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #11 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:14pm He's a woman was always a woman now it's out there for all to see Caitlin has nothing on little Deppy in my opinion
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Sir lastnail Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 29707 Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #12 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:17pm Looks like he has got Cancer and some quack has conned into taking a course of chemo
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Re: Johnny Depp Near Death
Reply #13 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:38pm

Sir lastnail wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:17pm:

Looks like he has got Cancer and some quack has conned into taking a course of chemo Sad

He's been sporting the menopausal spread since some years ago

Tried to hide it with goth-dress, layers and a chest full of medallians and other crap, facial hair, etc

His hips and thighs spread too and his jowls collapsed

Another who ended up lookign like Aunty Edna

Too bad for him. He sipped from the poison chalice and did the deal with the debil

No turning back for him or any of those who did that deal when they were young and hungry

They're all forced to drag themselves around on 'last tours' and through z-grade movies

Weary hamsters forced to keep running on the wheel
long after they've had their fill and just want to retire to a cabin in the wilderness

Cher
Jagger and the other creeps
mcCartney
Sinatra
the list is endless

Sold their souls and unable to buy it back

Cancer is one way out. Maybe some of them opt for that

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Online Australian Legend Posts: 21749 Rockhampton, Q Gender:	Re: Johnny Depp Near Death Reply #14 - Jun 6^th, 2018 at 3:49pm Captain Caveman wrote on Jun 6^th, 2018 at 8:43am: Movie roll perhaps? Christian Bale had to drop so much weight for his movie role, before he had to put on muscle for the Batman series.
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