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Reply #15 - May 23rd, 2018 at 10:15pm
 
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:11pm:
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:06pm:
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 9:58pm:
Good analogy ...


Can aussie sort a turd as expertly as he dispatched that booger?


Just look at the efficiency of his Turd Tank (Relationshits):  Setanta flushes a turd of a thread from the General Board down to the Turd Tank and within seconds the Turd Sorter has masterfully picked it clean.


Even if it's laced with peanuts?
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Reply #16 - May 23rd, 2018 at 10:19pm
 
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:15pm:
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:11pm:
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:06pm:
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 9:58pm:
Good analogy ...


Can aussie sort a turd as expertly as he dispatched that booger?


Just look at the efficiency of his Turd Tank (Relationshits):  Setanta flushes a turd of a thread from the General Board down to the Turd Tank and within seconds the Turd Sorter has masterfully picked it clean.


Even if it's laced with peanuts?


Eating peanuts out of schitt is his specialty...
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Reply #17 - May 23rd, 2018 at 10:23pm
 
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:19pm:
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:15pm:
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:11pm:
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:06pm:
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 9:58pm:
Good analogy ...


Can aussie sort a turd as expertly as he dispatched that booger?


Just look at the efficiency of his Turd Tank (Relationshits):  Setanta flushes a turd of a thread from the General Board down to the Turd Tank and within seconds the Turd Sorter has masterfully picked it clean.


Even if it's laced with peanuts?


Eating peanuts out of schitt is his specialty...



And defending cherry pickers.
What a rich and fulfilling life he's led.
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Reply #18 - May 23rd, 2018 at 10:24pm
 
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:23pm:
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:19pm:
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:15pm:
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:11pm:
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 10:06pm:
AiA wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 9:58pm:
Good analogy ...


Can aussie sort a turd as expertly as he dispatched that booger?


Just look at the efficiency of his Turd Tank (Relationshits):  Setanta flushes a turd of a thread from the General Board down to the Turd Tank and within seconds the Turd Sorter has masterfully picked it clean.


Even if it's laced with peanuts?


Eating peanuts out of schitt is his specialty...



And defending cherry pickers.
What a rich and fulfilling life he's led.


Indeed.
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Reply #19 - May 24th, 2018 at 3:34am
 
Gordon wrote on May 22nd, 2018 at 9:40pm:
I'm think of fitting my car with a rear facing camera and uploading footage of all the car nose pickers.

There was a taxi behind me today and the driver was in it to his elbow.

Yuck.


Many, if not all of them are Trump supporters.
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Reply #20 - May 24th, 2018 at 7:07am
 
Do they ever bend over in front of farmers to pick?  Could be dangerous....

**grabs tissue - hort, snoot...**
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Reply #21 - May 25th, 2018 at 2:25am
 
Seinfeld has tackled all of the important subjects  Grin



Everybody needs to clean house occassionally don't they?



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Reply #22 - May 25th, 2018 at 8:43am
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on May 24th, 2018 at 7:07am:
Do they ever bend over in front of farmers to pick?  Could be dangerous....

**grabs tissue - hort, snoot...**


I'll throw this one over to Aussie. Maybe he knows a cherry picker whose been double penetrated (one in each nostril).
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Reply #23 - May 26th, 2018 at 7:21am
 
Gordon wrote on May 25th, 2018 at 8:43am:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on May 24th, 2018 at 7:07am:
Do they ever bend over in front of farmers to pick?  Could be dangerous....

**grabs tissue - hort, snoot...**


I'll throw this one over to Aussie. Maybe he knows a cherry picker whose been double penetrated (one in each nostril).


I thought they were going to hang him in Malaysia.... sure I saw that somewhere...
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Reply #24 - May 27th, 2018 at 10:54am
 
Gordon wrote on May 22nd, 2018 at 9:40pm:
I'm think of fitting my car with a rear facing camera and uploading footage of all the car nose pickers.

There was a taxi behind me today and the driver was in it to his elbow.

Yuck.


Must of had a winner LOL..... Cheesy
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Reply #25 - May 27th, 2018 at 11:15am
 
When someone cuts me off, I don't sit on the horn or curse. I just go knuckles deep. If I really have to lean on the brakes, I might even add a bit of a chew. Revenge is sweet (and mucousy).
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Reply #26 - May 27th, 2018 at 11:19am
 
Ajax wrote on May 27th, 2018 at 10:54am:
Gordon wrote on May 22nd, 2018 at 9:40pm:
I'm think of fitting my car with a rear facing camera and uploading footage of all the car nose pickers.

There was a taxi behind me today and the driver was in it to his elbow.

Yuck.


Must of had a winner LOL..... Cheesy


There is no end to Gordon's perversions. Gordon should get a rear facing camera to avoid damaging his neck and spine.

He should also get a front facing camera for when he has an accident rear-ending the car in front while spinning his head around while driving.
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Reply #27 - May 29th, 2018 at 11:44am
 
Gordon wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 3:27pm:
Jasin wrote on May 23rd, 2018 at 1:38pm:
I'm a tissue/toilet paper guy.
I use it like an ear bud.
Too grotty and un-hygienic to poke around with a sharp finger-nail.
So far, I've not been busted with a paper-trail from my nostril.


I picked you as a bit of a busmans blow kinda guy??


When much younger, playing Aussie Rules, League & Union - I would do the finger on one nostril and blow out the other, onto the opposition. It was a dirty tactic that often resulted in the opposing player losing it and throwing punches (getting us a penalty  Grin).
It was always a 'stunned mullet' look for a few seconds as they lay tackled with 'snotty boogers' sprayed all over their faces.
My other trick was to slap dencorub/deep heat or 'chilli-peppers' over my right hand to transfer it over to the opposition during pre-kick-off handshake lineup.
Wouldn't take long before a few would be rushed off for a washdown of burning eyes after rubbing the sweat out of their eyes.

...but hey, I did play in Mt Druitt after all  Wink
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Reply #28 - May 29th, 2018 at 12:20pm
 
For a minute there I thought you were going to say you transferred the dencorub/deep heat or 'chilli Hopoate style and caused a burning ring of fire.
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Reply #29 - May 29th, 2018 at 3:02pm
 
Gordon wrote on May 29th, 2018 at 12:20pm:
For a minute there I thought you were going to say you transferred the dencorub/deep heat or 'chilli Hopoate style and caused a burning ring of fire.


Crouching Tiger, Hidden Finger (Hopoate)?
No, that tactic only came in with the Islanders in the last few decades.
After my early 20's - I moved away from Sports where 'Men touch Men' for some 'full-contact'.

I wonder if any members here are skilled in the art of the 'Flicking Boogeys'?

I remember one kid in Primary whose nickname was Skippy. He flicked a beauty at the chalkboard and it landed right beside where the teacher was about to continue her handwriting. It was a big snotty one and the whole class could see it fly and go splat. The teacher stopped for a few seconds and there was a deathly silence as she stared at the invasive alien on her board. The look on her face when she turned around to us brought and automatic finger-point at Skippy and he was collared out the door down to Mr Downard the Principal to have his 'tringer finger' cained red raw.  Grin
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