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Attracted to gauchos    
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Attracted to gauchas    
  2 (50.0%)
Swing    
  0 (0.0%)




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« Created by: Ye Grappler on: May 13th, 2018 at 8:22pm »

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Re: I'm sexually attracted to gauchos
Reply #30 - May 15th, 2018 at 12:40am
 
Gordon wrote on May 14th, 2018 at 11:05pm:
AiA wrote on May 14th, 2018 at 10:58pm:
RancidRoss wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 3:19pm:
Should I book a ticket to Buenos Aires?


Melbourne's Greek precinct is a lot closer and you can find the same type of hairy, mustachioed men ...


Not unlike Greek women.


Men!  We can play football and spend all our time chasing women or drinking booze.. or we can train hard and play gauchos!  Now that's settled - let's go chase some women and drink some booze...
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Re: I'm sexually attracted to gauchos
Reply #31 - May 15th, 2018 at 12:44am
 
Gordon wrote on May 14th, 2018 at 11:05pm:
AiA wrote on May 14th, 2018 at 10:58pm:
RancidRoss wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 3:19pm:
Should I book a ticket to Buenos Aires?


Melbourne's Greek precinct is a lot closer and you can find the same type of hairy, mustachioed men ...


Not unlike Greek women.



Well.. Honey.. when mah baby.. mah baby smiles at me I go to Rio...

I like Greek women... plenty of lifelines so you don't drown...
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Reply #32 - May 16th, 2018 at 8:36am
 
I believe certain people are attracted to goats during the Month of Ramadan.
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Reply #33 - May 16th, 2018 at 10:10am
 
Poll wrong ... the female equivalent of Gauchos is 

"Chinitas".
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Reply #34 - May 16th, 2018 at 10:18am
 
RancidRoss wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 3:19pm:
Let me start by saying I'm categorically not gay and normally feel no same sex attraction, but when I look at pictures of gauchos, I feel an unsettling stirring in my pants.

Just one look at these rugged mustachioed South American horsemen atop their steeds with their hips thrusting forwards and back in a slow canter, their colourful poncho rising and falling in rhythm with their neckerchief fluttering in the breeze.

I only feel this way when I look at pictures of gauchos.
Am I the only straight man who feels this way?
Should I book a ticket to Buenos Aires?


No - you are NOT Gay.
The 'stirring' in your loins is not a sexual attraction for the men, its for the 'life' they live.
Yul Brynner summed it up nicely (and he was a mad wrooter of women, like Monroe) when he "Always led with his ddick." when acting. It was the 'life' of acting that aroused him the most, made him feel more 'manly'.

The Vikings & Spartans (though the Spartans were Bi-sexual) approached battles in much the same way: Sexually. They would intimidate the enemy. The Vikings would stand brushing their long hair in front of the enemy before battle and pass the vibe of being 'sexually aroused' for battle.

As you can see. If you ever became a Gaucho, etc. You would definitely be the 'mans man' amongst them. Not there to get laid with women, but there to represent what is "Best in Men".

But you can be forgiven for your questioning. In this day n' age - via the Media, they can only see 'Gay or Redneck', nothing else.

Who was that singer who sang "Lust for Life"?
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Reply #35 - May 16th, 2018 at 12:23pm
 
Gnads wrote on May 16th, 2018 at 10:10am:
Poll wrong ... the female equivalent of Gauchos is 

"Chinitas".



Not my fault - I looked up 'gaucha' and it came up positive... chinita will do...

It's a worry that most here didn't vote........ hmmmmm... not questioning their 63 varieties, though.. nev-uh!
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