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Attracted to gauchos    
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Attracted to gauchas    
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« Created by: Ye Grappler on: May 13th, 2018 at 8:22pm »

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I'm sexually attracted to gauchos
May 13th, 2018 at 3:19pm
 
Let me start by saying I'm categorically not gay and normally feel no same sex attraction, but when I look at pictures of gauchos, I feel an unsettling stirring in my pants.

Just one look at these rugged mustachioed South American horsemen atop their steeds with their hips thrusting forwards and back in a slow canter, their colourful poncho rising and falling in rhythm with their neckerchief fluttering in the breeze.

I only feel this way when I look at pictures of gauchos.
Am I the only straight man who feels this way?
Should I book a ticket to Buenos Aires?
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Reply #1 - May 13th, 2018 at 5:11pm
 
Now this is the kind of gaucho -gaucha? - that stirs my cockles...

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Reply #2 - May 13th, 2018 at 6:06pm
 
It's Cactus Country over there, so be careful where you drop your pants and bend over for these guys.

Meanwhile, enjoy ...

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Reply #3 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:24pm
 
Does this count?
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Reply #4 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:26pm
 
Ohhh
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Reply #5 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:31pm
 
Gordon wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Does this count?


No...
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Reply #6 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:31pm
 
Gordon wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:26pm:
Ohhh


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Reply #7 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:33pm
 
RancidRoss wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 3:19pm:
Let me start by saying I'm categorically not gay and normally feel no same sex attraction, but when I look at pictures of gauchos, I feel an unsettling stirring in my pants.

Just one look at these rugged mustachioed South American horsemen atop their steeds with their hips thrusting forwards and back in a slow canter, their colourful poncho rising and falling in rhythm with their neckerchief fluttering in the breeze.

I only feel this way when I look at pictures of gauchos.
Am I the only straight man who feels this way?
Should I book a ticket to Buenos Aires?


Have you been to brokeback mountain.....???
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Reply #8 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:34pm
 
Gordon wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Does this count?


whoot whoo........................ Cool
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Reply #9 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:34pm
 
Gordon wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:26pm:
Ohhh


I'm feeling better already....... Cool
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Reply #10 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:36pm
 
Ajax wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:33pm:
RancidRoss wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 3:19pm:
Let me start by saying I'm categorically not gay and normally feel no same sex attraction, but when I look at pictures of gauchos, I feel an unsettling stirring in my pants.

Just one look at these rugged mustachioed South American horsemen atop their steeds with their hips thrusting forwards and back in a slow canter, their colourful poncho rising and falling in rhythm with their neckerchief fluttering in the breeze.

I only feel this way when I look at pictures of gauchos.
Am I the only straight man who feels this way?
Should I book a ticket to Buenos Aires?


Have you been to brokeback mountain.....???


Is that Aqua's property? Where alphas are alphas and betas are fair game?
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Re: I'm sexually attracted to gauchos
Reply #11 - May 13th, 2018 at 7:54pm
 
Setanta wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:36pm:
Ajax wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:33pm:
RancidRoss wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 3:19pm:
Let me start by saying I'm categorically not gay and normally feel no same sex attraction, but when I look at pictures of gauchos, I feel an unsettling stirring in my pants.

Just one look at these rugged mustachioed South American horsemen atop their steeds with their hips thrusting forwards and back in a slow canter, their colourful poncho rising and falling in rhythm with their neckerchief fluttering in the breeze.

I only feel this way when I look at pictures of gauchos.
Am I the only straight man who feels this way?
Should I book a ticket to Buenos Aires?


Have you been to brokeback mountain.....???


Is that Aqua's property? Where alphas are alphas and betas are fair game?


LOL....a mixture of philosophy with gametes and zygotes what a combo..... Cheesy
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Reply #12 - May 13th, 2018 at 8:11pm
 
Ajax wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:33pm:
RancidRoss wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 3:19pm:
Let me start by saying I'm categorically not gay and normally feel no same sex attraction, but when I look at pictures of gauchos, I feel an unsettling stirring in my pants.

Just one look at these rugged mustachioed South American horsemen atop their steeds with their hips thrusting forwards and back in a slow canter, their colourful poncho rising and falling in rhythm with their neckerchief fluttering in the breeze.

I only feel this way when I look at pictures of gauchos.
Am I the only straight man who feels this way?
Should I book a ticket to Buenos Aires?


Have you been to brokeback mountain.....???


I've actually been here


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Re: I'm sexually attracted to gauchos
Reply #13 - May 13th, 2018 at 8:22pm
 
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Reply #14 - May 13th, 2018 at 9:39pm
 
Gordon wrote on May 13th, 2018 at 7:24pm:
Does this count?


No, it doesn't.

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