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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Women With Firm Handshakes Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 12:19am What do you think about women with firm handshakes? I like women who can pump because it usually means she is a good gal - independent, fun, reads ...
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20221 Gordon Gender:	Re: Women With Firm Handshakes Reply #3 - Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 2:18am It means she has a tight pussy. Invite her out asap.
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Super Nova Gold Member Offline Posts: 3039 Everywhere Gender:	Re: Women With Firm Handshakes Reply #4 - Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 4:05am Do you mean hands like these..................?
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skippy. Gold Member Offline Posts: 20882 Gender:	Re: Women With Firm Handshakes Reply #5 - Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 7:43am What I hate is men with woozy hand shakes. You know the type, they shake your hand and it just sits there as if you were shaking a ladies hand.
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Reply #6 - Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:34pm

skippy. wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 7:43am:

What I hate is men with woozy hand shakes. You know the type, they shake your hand and it just sits there as if you were shaking a ladies hand.

When I lived in Japan I discovered that 100% of Japanese men have that kind of handshake. We don't appreciate how hard it is to get a handshake just right. Like bowing, if you don't grow up doing it you just never get it right.

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Reply #7 - Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:42pm

AiA wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:34pm:

skippy. wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 7:43am:

What I hate is men with woozy hand shakes. You know the type, they shake your hand and it just sits there as if you were shaking a ladies hand.

When I lived in Japan I discovered that 100% of Japanese men have that kind of handshake. We don't appreciate how hard it is to get a handshake just right. Like bowing, if you don't grow up doing it you just never get it right.

Several times when shaking hands in India (yuck) men would do this weird tickle thing with their middle finger on your palm. Yuck x10

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Reply #8 - Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:51pm

Gordon wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:42pm:

AiA wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:34pm:

skippy. wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 7:43am:

What I hate is men with woozy hand shakes. You know the type, they shake your hand and it just sits there as if you were shaking a ladies hand.

When I lived in Japan I discovered that 100% of Japanese men have that kind of handshake. We don't appreciate how hard it is to get a handshake just right. Like bowing, if you don't grow up doing it you just never get it right.

Several times when shaking hands in India (yuck) men would do this weird tickle thing with their middle finger on your palm. Yuck x10

That means they wanted to oil you up and fək you in the ass ...

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Reply #9 - Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:55pm

AiA wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:51pm:

Gordon wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:42pm:

AiA wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 9:34pm:

skippy. wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2018 at 7:43am:

What I hate is men with woozy hand shakes. You know the type, they shake your hand and it just sits there as if you were shaking a ladies hand.

When I lived in Japan I discovered that 100% of Japanese men have that kind of handshake. We don't appreciate how hard it is to get a handshake just right. Like bowing, if you don't grow up doing it you just never get it right.

Several times when shaking hands in India (yuck) men would do this weird tickle thing with their middle finger on your palm. Yuck x10

That means they wanted to oil you up and fək you in the ass ...

OMG! I was nearly raped by a curry! They surely must be the creepiest people !

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Jasin Moderator Offline Posts: 46439 Gender:	Re: Women With Firm Handshakes Reply #10 - Mar 24^th, 2018 at 3:29am I always do a weak, submissive handshake. Nothing like making a 'sucker' over-confident.
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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 15914 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Women With Firm Handshakes Reply #11 - Mar 27^th, 2018 at 8:28pm Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2018 at 3:29am: I always do a weak, submissive handshake. Nothing like making a 'sucker' over-confident. Perhaps you should offer your hand for a kiss on the back of it?
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Jasin Moderator Offline Posts: 46439 Gender:	Re: Women With Firm Handshakes Reply #12 - Mar 27^th, 2018 at 8:38pm Setanta wrote on Mar 27^th, 2018 at 8:28pm: Jasin wrote on Mar 24^th, 2018 at 3:29am: I always do a weak, submissive handshake. Nothing like making a 'sucker' over-confident. Perhaps you should offer your hand for a kiss on the back of it? Are you saying being submissive means being 'Gay' Setanta?
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Reply #13 - Mar 27^th, 2018 at 8:45pm

Ever heard of 'Top-Spin' or 'Flipper' in Cricket?
Well if a guy rushes at you for a fight, you fall back at moment of near impact, pull him towards you even more and flip him (with legs) up and over to go either smash or splat.
I've used it many a time in a fight. Works wonders. It's like the 'move' for the introvert.

Hence the submitting handshake (because I know they've all done those 'Self Help' courses on Body language and positive achievement, etc) - gives them the 'over-confident' belief that they've already won, whatever they are out to achieve against me/you.
It's not until the last moment, or the end Shocked

- that they realise that it's I who got the 'upper-hand' Wink

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Reply #14 - Mar 27^th, 2018 at 8:48pm

Jasin wrote on Mar 27^th, 2018 at 8:45pm:

Ever heard of 'Top-Spin' or 'Flipper' in Cricket?
Well if a guy rushes at you for a fight, you fall back at moment of near impact, pull him towards you even more and flip him (with legs) up and over to go either smash or splat.
I've used it many a time in a fight. Works wonders. It's like the 'move' for the introvert.

Hence the submitting handshake (because I know they've all done those 'Self Help' courses on Body language and positive achievement, etc) - gives them the 'over-confident' belief that they've already won, whatever they are out to achieve against me/you.
It's not until the last moment, or the end Shocked

- that they realise that it's I who got the 'upper-hand' Wink

You've over thunk this.

The tightness of a woman's handshake exactly correlates to the tightness of her vagina. As you've been celebate for 8 years I'll give you a pass for not knowing that.

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