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Reply #15 - Apr 5th, 2018 at 12:03pm
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 29th, 2018 at 11:19pm:
Atheists have no moral code of conduct (like Religion).
They rely heavily on Science as it attempts to play 'God' with the world.


How do you know this?
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No political allegiance. No philosophy. No religion.
 
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Reply #16 - Apr 7th, 2018 at 3:16am
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 3:30pm:
You have Religion - that matters.
You have Athiesm - that Anti-matters.

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Reply #17 - May 5th, 2018 at 12:59pm
 
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Reply #18 - May 5th, 2018 at 1:12pm
 
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Reply #19 - May 5th, 2018 at 10:00pm
 
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Reply #20 - May 19th, 2018 at 12:56pm
 
This is quite relevant given the number of members who believe the moon landings were faked.


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Reply #21 - May 19th, 2018 at 1:54pm
 
Just posted that in a chatroom mainly visited by septics.
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Reply #22 - May 19th, 2018 at 2:33pm
 
But atheists must take Psalm 1 into account -
those who don't believe in God are ungodly:



Psalm 1                  KJV

1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly,
nor standeth in the way of sinners,
nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord;
and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water,
that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither;
and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

4 The ungodly are not so:
but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment,
nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous:
but the way of the ungodly shall perish.
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Reply #23 - May 19th, 2018 at 3:21pm
 
Did Dubyne help you with your email problem, Booby?

As to Psalms, blech.
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Reply #24 - May 19th, 2018 at 3:32pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on May 19th, 2018 at 3:21pm:
Did Dubyne help you with your email problem, Bobby?

As to Psalms, blech.




Monk - you ungodly heathen.

Maybe I should ask your hero Al Gore? -

the AGW champion.
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Reply #25 - May 19th, 2018 at 3:55pm
 
YOU are the heretic and blasphemer who made fun of the Bible. You will burn in hell forever and ever, Booby. Bet you can smell the brimstone burning already!
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Reply #26 - May 19th, 2018 at 4:53pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on May 19th, 2018 at 3:55pm:
YOU are the heretic and blasphemer who made fun of the Bible. You will burn in hell forever and ever, Booby. Bet you can smell the brimstone burning already!



Monk,
the Spanish Inquisition would have burnt you at the stake for:
blasphemy,
heresy &
witchcraft.


none of which are small matters.
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Reply #27 - May 19th, 2018 at 4:57pm
 
Can you smell the brimstone, Booby?
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Reply #28 - May 19th, 2018 at 4:58pm
 
Bobby. wrote on May 19th, 2018 at 4:53pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on May 19th, 2018 at 3:55pm:
YOU are the heretic and blasphemer who made fun of the Bible. You will burn in hell forever and ever, Booby. Bet you can smell the brimstone burning already!



Monk,
the Spanish Inquisition would have burnt you at the stake for:
blasphemy,
heresy &
witchcraft.


none of which are small matters.


And what would they have done with anyone who said.....'For God's sake?'

Isn't that taking the Lords name in vain, Bobby?
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Reply #29 - May 19th, 2018 at 5:04pm
 
Aussie wrote on May 19th, 2018 at 4:58pm:
Bobby. wrote on May 19th, 2018 at 4:53pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on May 19th, 2018 at 3:55pm:
YOU are the heretic and blasphemer who made fun of the Bible. You will burn in hell forever and ever, Booby. Bet you can smell the brimstone burning already!



Monk,
the Spanish Inquisition would have burnt you at the stake for:
blasphemy,
heresy &
witchcraft.


none of which are small matters.


And what would they have done with anyone who said.....'For God's sake?'

Isn't that taking the Lords name in vain, Bobby?



No Aussie,
there is one faith and all else is sin:



Some souls have turned so far from God
that pain is the only way to call them back.
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