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Reply #120 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:32am
 
“piano” means silent.
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Reply #121 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:59am
 
John_Taverner wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:24am:
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 7:59am:
What causes genes and to what end are they to be perpetuated.



Perpetuation causes genes. Too much perpetuation can make you go blind.

What causes piano playing and to what end are they to be played?



That's a mighty leap from big bang to pianos.  Even for the Leaping Nuns of St Beryl.  The question is about causes and purposes, whether of pianos,  genes or the universe. "The point of it all is to understand reality" doesnt answer questions of cause or purpose.


The language of scientific explanations has distinctly theological tropes and structures and bookends from creation - big bang - to understanding reality - redemption. It cannot avoid it since it is a form of human understanding which cannot comprehend the world without perceiving space, time, causality etc. Purpose is unimaginable without positing a consciousness or anthropomorphising unconscious things (selfish genes). The big bang is as incomprehensible as God: neither has cause, neither took place in time or space, neither's purpose is knowable or discernable. At least God is not totally random, like the big bang.


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Reply #122 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 9:45am
 
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:59am:
That's a mighty leap from big bang to pianos.  Even for the Leaping Nuns of St Beryl.  The question is about causes and purposes, whether of pianos,  genes or the universe. "The point of it all is to understand reality" doesnt answer questions of cause or purpose.


The language of scientific explanations has distinctly theological tropes and structures and bookends from creation - big bang - to understanding reality - redemption. It cannot avoid it since it is a form of human understanding which cannot comprehend the world without perceiving space, time, causality etc. Purpose is unimaginable without positing a consciousness or anthropomorphising unconscious things (selfish genes). The big bang is as incomprehensible as God: neither has cause, neither took place in time or space, neither's purpose is knowable or discernable. At least God is not totally random, like the big bang.



What is the purpose of a diamond to lump of kimberlite?  What is the purpose of a grain of sand to the beach. What is the purpose of the Earth to the Solar System?

What is the purpose of Sagitarius A* to the Galaxy?

It's more useful to ask what is the nature of these things.

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The big bang is as incomprehensible as God

At least there is evidence of the Big Bang.

You accuse science of anthropomorphising, and yet you speak of purpose.
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Reply #123 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 10:08am
 
John_Taverner wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 9:45am:
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:59am:
That's a mighty leap from big bang to pianos.  Even for the Leaping Nuns of St Beryl.  The question is about causes and purposes, whether of pianos,  genes or the universe. "The point of it all is to understand reality" doesnt answer questions of cause or purpose.


The language of scientific explanations has distinctly theological tropes and structures and bookends from creation - big bang - to understanding reality - redemption. It cannot avoid it since it is a form of human understanding which cannot comprehend the world without perceiving space, time, causality etc. Purpose is unimaginable without positing a consciousness or anthropomorphising unconscious things (selfish genes). The big bang is as incomprehensible as God: neither has cause, neither took place in time or space, neither's purpose is knowable or discernable. At least God is not totally random, like the big bang.



What is the purpose of a diamond to lump of kimberlite?  What is the purpose of a grain of sand to the beach. What is the purpose of the Earth to the Solar System?

What is the purpose of Sagitarius A* to the Galaxy?

It's more useful to ask what is the nature of these things.

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The big bang is as incomprehensible as God

At least there is evidence of the Big Bang.

You accuse science of anthropomorphising, and yet you speak of purpose.


Not accusing at all. It cannot avoid it.


Purpose is an attribute of conscious agency. Genes, sand, galaxies have no purpose in themselves since they have no agency. 
The big bang may not have a purpose as it is not the act of consciousness. But questions about its causes - and all its effects, therefore - can and will still be asked without a satisfactory answer ever being given - because it cannot be given. The mind cannot comprehend the BEFORE of space, time, causality.

Why is there a big bang rather than eternal status quo ante?   Today's word: mystery. A good word, doing a lot of good work.
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Reply #124 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 11:05am
 
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:59am:
John_Taverner wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:24am:
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 7:59am:
What causes genes and to what end are they to be perpetuated.



Perpetuation causes genes. Too much perpetuation can make you go blind.

What causes piano playing and to what end are they to be played?



That's a mighty leap from big bang to pianos.  Even for the Leaping Nuns of St Beryl. 



In  other leaping news:


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Reply #125 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 12:34pm
 
Why do so many atheists admit that they still 'touch wood' to symbolise warding off bad luck?
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Reply #126 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:17pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:32am:
“piano” means silent.


Well it means soft, as in not loud. A pianoforte can be played soft or loud.

In Italian, piano also means floor, as in second floor, and it can also mean a plan or a scheme. I've also seen it used to mean "layers".
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Reply #127 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:25pm
 
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 10:08am:
The mind cannot comprehend the BEFORE of space, time, causality.

Why is there a big bang rather than eternal status quo ante?   Today's word: mystery. A good word, doing a lot of good work.


There is no Before.

The mind can't comprehend the square root of minus 1 either, but some people, including me, use i regularly.

There are a lot of questions to be answered about the Big Bang, but we can see evidence of it in the Cosmic Background radiation.
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Reply #128 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:29pm
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 12:34pm:
Why do so many atheists admit that they still 'touch wood' to symbolise warding off bad luck?


Easy.

A visitor to the home of Nobel Prize–winning physicist Niels Bohr noticed a horseshoe hung above the entrance and asked incredulously if the professor believed horseshoes brought good luck.
“No,” Bohr replied, “but I am told that they bring luck even to those who do not believe in them.”
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Reply #129 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:32pm
 
John_Taverner wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:25pm:
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 10:08am:
The mind cannot comprehend the BEFORE of space, time, causality.

Why is there a big bang rather than eternal status quo ante?   Today's word: mystery. A good word, doing a lot of good work.


There is no Before.



Ah. Did the chicken and the egg get the memo on that?

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Reply #130 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:35pm
 
John_Taverner wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 9:45am:
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:59am:
The big bang is as incomprehensible as God

At least there is evidence of the Big Bang.


To many across the ages the world has been the evidence of God.

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Reply #131 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:58pm
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 12:34pm:
Why do so many atheists admit that they still 'touch wood' to symbolise warding off bad luck?


Atheist just means a person who lacks a belief in a God or gods. No further explanation required. Maybe some might say, "Oh but I'm an atheist who doesn't believe in anything supernatural". or "I'm an atheist who likes vegemite on toast". Yes, these are specific types of atheists.

If an atheist believes in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy, does that mean that they are no longer an atheist? No, unless somebody starts worshipping the toothfairy as a god.

Atheist is not a very useful term, because "god" itself is ill-defined.

It's more of a virtual badge or sobriquet that they  take pride in wearing.
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Reply #132 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 2:08pm
 
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:35pm:
John_Taverner wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 9:45am:
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 8:59am:
The big bang is as incomprehensible as God

At least there is evidence of the Big Bang.


To many across the ages the world has been the evidence of God.



Even microwave ovens are evidence of people who think outside the norm.

Quantum computers definitely exist, but you need to apply an unfamiliar set of the rules of nature to understand how they work.

- but you can use them to worship the God of the Stock market.

https://hbr.org/2021/07/quantum-computing-is-coming-what-can-it-do
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Reply #133 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 2:12pm
 
Frank wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:29pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 12:34pm:
Why do so many atheists admit that they still 'touch wood' to symbolise warding off bad luck?


Easy.

A visitor to the home of Nobel Prize–winning physicist Niels Bohr noticed a horseshoe hung above the entrance and asked incredulously if the professor believed horseshoes brought good luck.
“No,” Bohr replied, “but I am told that they bring luck even to those who do not believe in them.”

Yep.

Was a rhetorical question, but the anxiety of uncertainty haunts us all to the core - as Satres' fear of 'nothingness' lies curled at the heart of our being like a worm.
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Reply #134 - Sep 16th, 2022 at 2:33pm
 
John_Taverner wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 1:58pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Sep 16th, 2022 at 12:34pm:
Why do so many atheists admit that they still 'touch wood' to symbolise warding off bad luck?


Atheist just means a person who lacks a belief in a God or gods. No further explanation required. Maybe some might say, "Oh but I'm an atheist who doesn't believe in anything supernatural". or "I'm an atheist who likes vegemite on toast". Yes, these are specific types of atheists.

If an atheist believes in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy, does that mean that they are no longer an atheist? No, unless somebody starts worshipping the toothfairy as a god.

Atheist is not a very useful term, because "god" itself is ill-defined.

It's more of a virtual badge or sobriquet that they  take pride in wearing.



And more often than not is really a lack but active, positive anti- theism, with lashings of virulent anti-clericalism, viz. Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris and the 'new atheists'.

Santa and the tooth fairy are children's tales, hardly comparable to theism.

I think Spinoza's conception of God is a good start, the big bang of theism. Both the Jews and the Christians excommunicated him but I think it was a grave mistake by both.
His Theological-Political Treatise (TTP) was subtitled “Showing that piety and civil peace are not harmed by allowing freedom of thought, but are destroyed by the abolition of freedom of thought.”

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