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Reply #30 - May 19th, 2018 at 5:14pm
 
Dear oh dear, Bobby.....you really are stuffed.

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Do you know anyone who recently posted "For God's sake," Bobby?

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Reply #31 - May 19th, 2018 at 5:19pm
 
Aussie wrote on May 19th, 2018 at 5:14pm:
Dear oh dear, Bobby.....you really are stuffed.

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Do you know anyone who recently posted "For God's sake," Bobby?

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Me - but it's not a sin - read your own link.


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Reply #32 - May 19th, 2018 at 5:20pm
 
There is one faith and all else is sin:



Some souls have turned so far from God
that pain is the only way to call them back.
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Reply #33 - May 19th, 2018 at 5:26pm
 
You are stuffed Bobby.  Repent!

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Leviticus 24:16 God tells Moses "the one who blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death; all the congregation shall certainly stone him. The alien as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death." In this passage, God tells moses the punishment for Blasphemy, and the punishment is execution by stoning, and this punishment is not only for foreigners, but natives as well. In Luke 12:10 Blasphemy is referenced again, "he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven" This passage tells that blasphemy can never be forgiven, it is an eternal sin. Saying something like "Goddamn!", "God-dammit!", is considered blasphemy, and carries the same punishment as saying "God does not exist".


(From some link I found.)

On your knees Bobby, and beg!
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Reply #34 - May 19th, 2018 at 5:38pm
 
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN!

Or some crap like that.

Me, I think burning bushes should be given soothing cream, errrr I doubt a burning bush can chisel stone tablets.
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Reply #35 - Jun 11th, 2018 at 11:18am
 
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The Right Wing only believe in free speech when they agree with what is being said.
 
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Reply #36 - Jun 19th, 2018 at 10:15pm
 
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Also nobody else really wants to hear about how great it is
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Reply #37 - Jul 3rd, 2018 at 10:10pm
 
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Reply #38 - Jul 4th, 2018 at 8:07am
 
If such an entity exists, in the way the Abrahmic religions portray it, you can bet it doesn't have a sense of humour.
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Reply #39 - Jul 9th, 2018 at 5:25am
 
Are there some jokes about Atheism?

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It's an irrelevant question, because they'll never see the light.


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Reply #40 - Jul 18th, 2018 at 3:33am
 
Amadd wrote on Jul 9th, 2018 at 5:25am:
Are there some jokes about Atheism?

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It's an irrelevant question, because they'll never see the light.




I made that up. Could you tell?

As a dutiful atheist, I thought that I would try to help the god botherers along a bit.
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Reply #41 - Aug 16th, 2018 at 4:38pm
 
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Reply #42 - Sep 24th, 2018 at 11:51am
 
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OK, I have one for the God botherers.

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know poo?”

And then she went back to reading her book.
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Reply #43 - Nov 24th, 2018 at 10:08am
 
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Reply #44 - Feb 2nd, 2019 at 10:53am
 
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