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Re: Funnies
Reply #75 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 1:32pm

I failed my HSC because I did all my exams much like the above posts mentioned. I was, in all essence - being an absolute 'smart-arse' and making a mockery of the HSC exam.
I did my Biology exam entirely in 'Morse Code'.
Of whom, my Biology teacher came into class much later after 'results' were given back and slammed my papers down and shouted blue murder in regards to my Test paper as an example to the class. I was then ordered from the Class!
At the School Formal - I was given an award to all the 'jeers' from the grade. They hated me! I was given "We don't need another hero" Tina Turner Award. This was kinda ironic considering all the ones that did pass the HSC as it wanted it to be done, were all 'GAY'.

Oh well. I was just a kid. We all make mistakes and one day those guys will realise that the penis goes into the vagina.

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Re: Funnies
Reply #76 - Feb 11^th, 2019 at 5:54pm

Jasin wrote on Feb 11^th, 2019 at 1:32pm:

I failed my HSC because I did all my exams much like the above posts mentioned. I was, in all essence - being an absolute 'smart-arse' and making a mockery of the HSC exam.
I did my Biology exam entirely in 'Morse Code'.
Of whom, my Biology teacher came into class much later after 'results' were given back and slammed my papers down and shouted blue murder in regards to my Test paper as an example to the class. I was then ordered from the Class!
At the School Formal - I was given an award to all the 'jeers' from the grade. They hated me! I was given "We don't need another hero" Tina Turner Award. This was kinda ironic considering all the ones that did pass the HSC as it wanted it to be done, were all 'GAY'.

Oh well. I was just a kid. We all make mistakes and one day those guys will realise that the penis goes into the vagina.

well- well Huh

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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #77 - Mar 6^th, 2019 at 11:31pm if it's got tyres or testicles sooner or later it will give you trouble
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goosecat Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 402	Re: Funnies Reply #78 - Mar 7^th, 2019 at 1:13am The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #79 - Mar 25^th, 2019 at 2:23pm
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 46613 Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #80 - Mar 25^th, 2019 at 7:28pm Testicles have got me into more trouble than Tyres - which also get me into trouble.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #81 - Mar 25^th, 2019 at 7:49pm Jasin wrote on Mar 25^th, 2019 at 7:28pm: Testicles have got me into more trouble than Tyres - which also get me into trouble. now jasin I seriously believe that
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #82 - Mar 25^th, 2019 at 9:15pm
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 46613 Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #83 - Mar 25^th, 2019 at 10:12pm Agnes wrote on Mar 25^th, 2019 at 9:15pm: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/a8/ec/1c/a8ec1cc56bea6c7f1f5358ef3238fabc.jpg But do their testicles get them in trouble?
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Australian Legend Posts: 21749 Rockhampton, Q Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #84 - Apr 2^nd, 2019 at 11:22pm Agnes wrote on Mar 25^th, 2019 at 9:15pm: https://i.pinimg.com/236x/a8/ec/1c/a8ec1cc56bea6c7f1f5358ef3238fabc.jpg To my knowledge, sharks don't sleep. They may rest on the ocean floor. However, they are not known to sleep.
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 46613 Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #85 - Apr 3^rd, 2019 at 7:19pm Sharks sleep, as do many fish. Some sleep on the move, others have the capacity to stay motionless. I've come across many sleeping fish on my dives, especially on the night dives.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #86 - Apr 3^rd, 2019 at 9:20pm
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 46613 Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #87 - Apr 3^rd, 2019 at 9:55pm In this day n' age of sickies. I honestly believe that there are some out there, that have tried their luck with this effort.
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bellamor Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 105 Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #88 - Apr 4^th, 2019 at 3:45pm Agnes wrote on Apr 3^rd, 2019 at 9:20pm: LOL, good thing our company manager is not that demanding. A medical certificate is enough.
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #89 - May 7^th, 2019 at 5:21pm ??
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