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Setanta Gold Member Offline \/ Peace man! Posts: 15914 Northern NSW Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #15 - Apr 9^th, 2018 at 1:17am Jesus walks into an inn, lays three nails on the counter and says, can you put me up for the night?
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #16 - Apr 9^th, 2018 at 1:04pm
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Captain Caveman Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6204 Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #17 - Apr 12^th, 2018 at 5:55pm Mary had a little lamb She kept in her back yard Every time she took her panties off His wooly dick got hard.
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20221 Gordon Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #18 - Apr 12^th, 2018 at 6:37pm Captain Caveman wrote on Apr 12^th, 2018 at 5:55pm: Mary had a little lamb She kept in her back yard Every time she took her panties off His wooly dick got hard. Mary had a little lamb She sold it to a muslim He cut its throat halal style Then he stoned Mary to death
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #19 - Apr 28^th, 2018 at 10:21pm
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #20 - May 18^th, 2018 at 11:13am mmm
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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #22 - Jun 24^th, 2018 at 9:20pm ----
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Re: Funnies
Reply #23 - Jul 27^th, 2018 at 5:32pm

We were in the supermarket, when my wife asked me to get a chicken. I picked a cage chicken and put it in the trolley. She put her hand out and said:

- No, I prefer the humane option.

I replied

- So do I. It's more humane to get a caged chicken.

That Free Range chicken over there was having a much better lifestyle until its life was unceremoniously ended. It would have been really disappointed at being murdered, but this caged chicken welcomed death with open wings. I was doing it a favour. (I don't eat chicken)

I got that look.

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Re: Funnies
Reply #24 - Jul 27^th, 2018 at 11:29pm

John_Taverner wrote on Jul 27^th, 2018 at 5:32pm:

We were in the supermarket, when my wife asked me to get a chicken. I picked a cage chicken and put it in the trolley. She put her hand out and said:

- No, I prefer the humane option.

I replied

- So do I. It's more humane to get a caged chicken.

That Free Range chicken over there was having a much better lifestyle until its life was unceremoniously ended. It would have been really disappointed at being murdered, but this caged chicken welcomed death with open wings. I was doing it a favour. (I don't eat chicken)

I got that look.

Beware the look ~John and you do have a point- Grin

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Agnes Gold Member Offline fish dinner Posts: 6081 Bedford Park rnd	Re: Funnies Reply #25 - Aug 5^th, 2018 at 3:36pm -
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Reply #26 - Aug 28^th, 2018 at 11:51pm

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.

The three men had always done everything together!!!!!

Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.

Gary looked at the body and said, “Yup he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gary said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”

“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.

Yup, I’ve never seen ‘em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, “Here comes Bubba with them two assholes!”

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Ajax Gold Member Offline CO2 has never controlled temperature on Earth Posts: 10958 Australia Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #28 - Sep 2^nd, 2018 at 12:00pm
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Fuzzball Gold Member Offline Posts: 6381 Australia Gender:	Re: Funnies Reply #29 - Sep 2^nd, 2018 at 12:10pm
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