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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #15 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 1:32pm
 
How about Journey by copper elephants. Most psychiatric facilities allow conjugal visits.
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Reply #16 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 2:22pm
 
Oh, dear.  I've met you, "Nicole".  Sorry, not interested enough and I am married.  Roll Eyes
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Reply #17 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 2:43pm
 
Brian Ross wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 2:22pm:
Oh, dear.  I've met you, "Nicole".  Sorry, not interested enough and I am married.  Roll Eyes


What has married got to do with the price of fish?
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Reply #18 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 3:44pm
 
Sam Morris wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 2:43pm:
Brian Ross wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 2:22pm:
Oh, dear.  I've met you, "Nicole".  Sorry, not interested enough and I am married.  Roll Eyes


What has married got to do with the price of fish?


"Marriage" obviously means something different to you than to me.   Roll Eyes
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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #19 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 5:16pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 9:13am:
Give Aussie a whrl. If nothing else, we'll get a break for five minutes.


Yuk!
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Reply #20 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 5:17pm
 
Nom de Plume wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 9:49am:
Ah!, if only you had a passion for alpha women... Cool


Sorry Nom. But if I did, you'd be top of the list.  Wink
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Reply #21 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 5:18pm
 
Baronvonrort wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 12:05pm:
cods wrote on Mar 13th, 2018 at 9:20pm:
Unforgiven wrote on Mar 13th, 2018 at 8:43pm:
Mistress Nicole = Herr Bert?

A hermaphrodite on Ozpolitic?



throw your hat in un4 

you might strike it rich before your next exit... Smiley

dont let that shade of blue put you off mistress nichole Wink Wink


Mistress Nicole said she doesn't want a Beta male I doubt she would want an unemployed Beta bum like Un4.

Mistress Nicole....hmm that sounds good.


Baron? Yes, you're perfect. Right wing, smart, wittty, good knowledge.

Herbert, consider yourself dumped.
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Reply #22 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 5:20pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 1:32pm:
How about Journey by copper elephants. Most psychiatric facilities allow conjugal visits.


If you're talking about AnotherJourneyByTrain I think he's one of those men's rights nutters. No thanks.
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Reply #23 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 5:28pm
 
Brian Ross wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 2:22pm:
Oh, dear.  I've met you, "Nicole".  Sorry, not interested enough and I am married.  Roll Eyes


Relax. The feeling is mutual...
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Reply #24 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 5:58pm
 
May I interest you Madam Mistress, in taking Bobby under your wing.
He is always trying to impress the women on this Forum by playing the 'nice' guy.
He is hopelessly in want of getting laid via this Forum and would hump your leg like a new found pet if he thought he was in with a chance.
He is the 'butt' of many a 'homo' joke on this Forum because in a way - he kinda asks for it at times. The jokes, not the gay-sex.

Me. Well, I like 'gay' women - hence why I've been Celibate for 7 years. It's called 'safe' sex  Wink I still love to hunt, but not get the kill.  Cheesy (Catch n' Release)

Bobby would serve your needs well. Even now he is reading this and is thrusting his pelvic muscles forward in anticipation for what is to 'cum'.

Loophole: If you pay me, I will take you to my secret lair and punish you in ways that you have never experienced.
"...as I gently slide the Blue-Bottle Jellyfish across your inner thigh, releasing the painful but erotic 'wet' sensation of all things 'life aquatic with JaSin Zizzou'"  Wink
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #25 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 6:47pm
 
Mistress Nicole wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 5:28pm:
Brian Ross wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 2:22pm:
Oh, dear.  I've met you, "Nicole".  Sorry, not interested enough and I am married.  Roll Eyes


Relax. The feeling is mutual...


Oh, that is a relief.  There I was worried, I'd be under pressure...   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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Reply #26 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 7:08pm
 
@ JaSin

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May I interest you Madam Mistress, in taking Bobby under your wing.
He is always trying to impress the women on this Forum by playing the 'nice' guy.


No. I don't like 'nice' guys.

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Loophole: If you pay me, I will take you to my secret lair and punish you in ways that you have never experienced.
"...as I gently slide the Blue-Bottle Jellyfish across your inner thigh, releasing the painful but erotic 'wet' sensation of all things 'life aquatic with JaSin Zizzou'"  Wink


Sorry, I'm also very Vanilla. I think this is more up Nom's alley  Smiley
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Reply #27 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 7:10pm
 
Oops [EDIT]

No - Nom has already visited my 'Lair'.
She had a discount voucher for a free hour.
After she received my Seaweed Bath attired in a clam shell bikini.
She suddenly left while I was reading an extract from the book: "JaSin's philosophy on Nudibranch mating ceremonies."
I don't know why?  Sad
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #28 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 7:21pm
 
Mistress Nicole wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 7:08pm:
@ JaSin

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May I interest you Madam Mistress, in taking Bobby under your wing.
He is always trying to impress the women on this Forum by playing the 'nice' guy.


No. I don't like 'nice' guys.

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Loophole: If you pay me, I will take you to my secret lair and punish you in ways that you have never experienced.
"...as I gently slide the Blue-Bottle Jellyfish across your inner thigh, releasing the painful but erotic 'wet' sensation of all things 'life aquatic with JaSin Zizzou'"  Wink


Sorry, I'm also very Vanilla. I think this is more up Nom's alley  Smiley


Hmm an older woman.

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Nicole
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Re: Who shall I take to my boudoir?
Reply #29 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 7:25pm
 
C'moooooooooooooon fellas.
Mistress Nicole is putting herself out there for a bit of
SEX
What's a woman gotta do to get laid around here?
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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