May I interest you Madam Mistress, in taking Bobby under your wing.
He is always trying to impress the women on this Forum by playing the 'nice' guy.
He is hopelessly in want of getting laid via this Forum and would hump your leg like a new found pet if he thought he was in with a chance.
He is the 'butt' of many a 'homo' joke on this Forum because in a way - he kinda asks for it at times. The jokes, not the gay-sex.
Me. Well, I like 'gay' women - hence why I've been Celibate for 7 years. It's called 'safe' sex
I still love to hunt, but not get the kill.
(Catch n' Release)
Bobby would serve your needs well. Even now he is reading this and is thrusting his pelvic muscles forward in anticipation for what is to 'cum'.
Loophole: If you pay me, I will take you to my secret lair and punish you in ways that you have never experienced.
"...as I gently slide the Blue-Bottle Jellyfish across your inner thigh, releasing the painful but erotic 'wet' sensation of all things 'life aquatic with JaSin Zizzou'"